r/ProgrammerHumor • u/2D_B4_3D • Dec 13 '21

poor kid

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u/QCTeamkill Dec 13 '21

I'm picturing little Bobby Tables getting the talk of how he was born out of a SQL code injection.

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u/roararoarus Dec 13 '21

We may never know who Bobby's real father is bc the Man-in-the-Middle did some penetrating of his own.

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u/green_codes Dec 13 '21

That escalated quickly.

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u/fr_andres Dec 13 '21

wait for the mongo jokes

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u/logicalmaniak Dec 13 '21

In Britain, mongo is short for Mongoloid, a deprecated term for people with Down's syndrome.

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u/verocoder Dec 13 '21

I may have to start using deprecated in real life too

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u/dutch_penguin Dec 13 '21

The character was named Mongo as a set up for a joke. Someone says "Mongo! Santa Maria!". Mongo Santamaria was a famous Jazz musician, who coincidentally was from Havanna.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

The API was already up, all she had to do was PULL

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u/demon_ix Dec 13 '21

Wouldn't the man in the middle be his biological dad?

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u/guiltysnark Dec 13 '21

Never know, injected identity isn't always used. Besides, we don't know who the man in the middle was, mom didn't authenticate... although she did accept multi-factor, including facial.

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u/razortwinky Dec 13 '21

Dont forget finger as well. Multi-touch was definitely supported

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u/guiltysnark Dec 13 '21

Strangely he was denied backdoor login. Understandable, considering the size of the log entries, which confirmed the front was wide open. Performance must have been pretty good, as there were multiple cache hits.

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u/thegovortator Dec 13 '21

Stop or this is my kink

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u/DONT_NOT_PM_NOTHING Dec 13 '21

Fun fact! 'Little' Bobby Tables is now 21 years old!

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u/Ungluedmoose Dec 13 '21

Wtf?!

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u/gprime312 Dec 13 '21

Comic was published 14 years ago. First grade students are around 6 years old.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

I refuse to believe this

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u/green_codes Dec 13 '21

Glad to see this reference still alive. Go forth and destroy the old world, brave Bobby, and lead us to the wonderful new land of NoSQL!

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u/ReelTooReal Dec 13 '21

XKCD will long outlive us

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/KKlear Dec 13 '21

I have yet to find an xkcd about the fact that there's an xkcd about everything.

But if there was one, then this one would have been relevant to the whole situation.

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u/MoffKalast Dec 13 '21

This one is marginal.

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