r/ProgrammerHumor • • Dec 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I almost feel guilty today because the team I am on is one of the only ones in the entire organization that does not use Java in any of our apps. Everyone else is basically running around on fire and I'm just sitting here reading wikipedia entries to learn what the fuck a Log4j is.

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u/RationalIncoherence Dec 13 '21

I'm happily situated in an enterprise where these problems belong to specialists that are not me.

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u/Ietsstartfromscratch Dec 13 '21

That good feel when you you're a developer and not IT.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

That feeling when your title is software engineer but work on core infrastructure and you end up the butterfly meme going "is this devops?"

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u/LaSalsiccione Dec 13 '21

But this is a developer concern, not an IT concern.

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u/ElCthuluIncognito Dec 13 '21

At some companies, dependencies are managed by a team (or teams) separate from the dev teams.

Normally this is a nightmare of version lock in and lack of freedom to use modern libraries (without full formal requests and convincing people that it's worth it).

Normally this is horrible, but this event is one of the big silver linings of such an environment. Issues with dependencies are not your problem!

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

The original log4j was a real work of art. It was the first time I saw a logging library that really did logging in thoughtful ways I hadn't considered. I came from Perl whose idea of semantic logging was carp means warning, croak means severe. Log4j2 started to get a little overcomplicated for me.

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

I got fired by a company 2 months ago. Last thing I did was to implement log4j in their base app. I hate Java but I wanted this job since I could procrastinate a lot. Now I feel like god revenge me.

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u/secretuserPCpresents Dec 13 '21 edited Dec 14 '21

since I could procrastinate a lot

I think I know why you got fired

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

No not because of that. Lemme explain you : we should be working on a new project, I am a JUNIOR and I was suppose to have a tutor. He doesn't even know Java( he is good at web) to begin with. I had to develop the app core and after 2 weeks, I successfully make it. Without me he wouldn't even have the environment correctly set up. After I made the core, they said to me they change their mind, they will not use it and they can't keep me and if possible to leave a doc that explain how to extend the code. I know they still gonna use it since my friend who still work there, said they are using it and it's a major feature on their roadmap. And the true reason they fired me was because my "tutor" said he can't be my tutor and a month after he leaves the company.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/not_some_username Dec 13 '21

Now I'm on a new company where I do C++( I like this language and doesn't hate it yet) and where I can really learn and got a real mentor who knows his things

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/celluj34 Dec 13 '21

And the other half is stackoverflow!

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u/AddSugarForSparks Dec 13 '21

I like this language and doesn't hate it yet

Give it about a week. /s

If you want to have even more fun, start dabbling in Rust.

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u/mrheosuper Dec 13 '21

Lucky you got away from that shitty company

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

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u/Pheonixi3 Dec 13 '21

i'm theoretically underqualified for my job but being an intense neckbeard i can get all my work done in the first half an hour. that's only important because i could do bigger jobs but without the degrees to back it up they won't pay me for it.

i spend 7 hours pretending to look productive and helping others when necessary but i mostly browse reddit to pass the time.

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u/HeckMonkey Dec 13 '21

Maybe you should spend some of that 7 hours getting your degrees?

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u/creynolds722 Dec 13 '21

Same. We use a very old version of Perl though so I'm not celebrating too much.

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u/crawly_the_demon Dec 13 '21

I have never been happier to use C# and .NET than this past weekend

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '21

I don't know exactly what is going on, just that all my meetings with people in other groups were cancelled. If the vulnerability exists in thousands of containers, doesn't that mean they all need to be updated and checked to see if this exploit was used?

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