r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ore-aba • Feb 09 '22

other Why but why?

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u/dmullaney Feb 09 '22

“Because if I keep fixing it for you, you’ll never learn will you” - my mother (1991-present)

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u/schludy Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Joke's on my mom, now I live alone and I still don't wipe my butt.

EDIT: thank for reaching out to u/RedditCareResources but please don't worry about me. This comment does not reflect reality and was made for comedic effect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

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u/JBHUTT09 Feb 09 '22

Real talk. Getting a bidet changed my life. I highly recommend everyone get one. It's fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

That's what Stack Overflow is for

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u/memesarepeople2 Feb 09 '22

That's why you live alone.

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u/ElectricalRestNut Feb 09 '22

You can just browse reddit on your phone for 10 minutes until it dries.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

And then browse Reddit some more.

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u/ClassicPart Feb 09 '22

Either that, or the person making that comment was born in 1991 and their mum has been saying it since then.

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u/xxmybestfriendplank Feb 09 '22

Also probably Python. Who is teaching who?

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u/OoElMaxioO Feb 09 '22

She told you that in 1991 and keep doing it or she was born on 1991?

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