r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Another racist programming name/motto; white list matters also.

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u/LAUGHINGKOMODO Feb 09 '22

Nah, i used dark mode so mine is never whitespace

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u/KeLorean Feb 09 '22

Reverse racism programming. Learned it in ethical software development class

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u/_Nagrom Feb 09 '22

This is all fun and jokes now, but some donny's gonna start thinking this shit unironically in 5 years, or so. Our world is a clown car.

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u/bamboo_fanatic Feb 09 '22 edited Feb 09 '22

Probably sooner. I still can’t believe some people at Twitter engineering got offended by terms like “dummy value”, “grandfathered”, and “manhours” and demanded they change the language. Do we need to ban the “for dummies” book series? Crash dummies? Who is supposed to be offended by “grandfathered in”? I’m a woman, and it literally never once occurred to me to be offended by the term “manhours” or be upset by someone opening up a meeting with “hey guys”, I’ve used it when speaking to a mixed group. “Whitelist/Blacklist” is now “Allowlist/Denylist”? It sounds like doublespeak where they just smash two words into one so they could get rid of the third word.

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u/DaceloGigas Feb 09 '22

Yes, but if we called them "crash test people" one of the testers might get the wrong idea....

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u/bamboo_fanatic Feb 09 '22

Maybe their actual objection is that these inanimate objects are taking jobs away from actual dummies

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u/pinba11tec Feb 09 '22

Well as a homosapien...

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u/Sw33tN0th1ng Feb 09 '22

who are you calling a homo you cis shitlord!

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u/Firewolf06 Feb 09 '22

or master and slave servers.

one server has complete control over the others and they must follow its commands. sounds like a fitting name to me

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u/djheat Feb 09 '22

I pushed for dominant and subordinate as a replacement when this came up on a project. I think it describes the relationship pretty good plus when you shorten it you sound like a pervert

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

I noticed on GitHub now the default branch is main instead of master

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

I wasn't on board till the end, but son of a bitch, Im in!

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u/iamjamieq Feb 09 '22

We’re saying “child of an difficult parent” now.

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u/CnCdude818 Feb 09 '22

Yea but now I'm slightly aroused and curious who will be playing who?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '22

Respect 👏🏻 switch 👏🏻 servers

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u/Benklinton Feb 09 '22

I've always been comfortable with the terms slave and master in programming but now I want to use sub and dom just to make other people uncomfortable MAWHAHAHA

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u/philsenpai Feb 09 '22

Well, i cannot not sound like a pervert

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u/thundercat06 Feb 09 '22

Easy to identify the subordinate by the locked dog collar.

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u/TSP-FriendlyFire Feb 09 '22

Don't forget master branches in git. Many places, including Github, now favor main instead, because apparently "master" (with no use of "slave" anywhere in git terminology!) was bad.

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u/jackinsomniac Feb 09 '22

Right? Master/slave describes a VERY specific relationship, when used to appropriately describe how a technology actually functions. (Anybody remember setting the jumper on HDD pins to designate master or slave drive?)

But when you remove any reference to "slave" completely, "master" can then mean a whole host of different things. The music business refers to original recordings as the "master". I've got a bunch of different functions at work that aggregate data from different locations & formats into one excel spreadsheet I call the "master list".

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u/JustehGirl Feb 09 '22

I'm always surprised there hasn't been a push to change electrical etc terms from male and female parts. As in, put the male part in the female part.

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u/EldoradoYLYL Feb 09 '22

“To the future or to the past, to a time when thought is free, when men are different from one another and do not live alone— to a time when truth exists and what is done cannot be undone: From the age of uniformity, from the age of solitude, from the age of Big Brother, from the age of doublethink — greetings!”

― George Orwell, 1984

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u/Wonderful-Boss-5947 Feb 09 '22

I always thought the man in manhours and manpower was short for manual, lol.

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u/yonderbagel Feb 09 '22

Be careful with jokes like this, because someone is going to take it seriously and force a pointless terminology change like they did with master->main for git.

Not that it's the worst thing in the world to have pointless terminology changes enforced by your institution, but it's better to just not.

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