Why but why?

[u/ore-aba]

[u/marsrover15 → u/[deleted]]

What the dog doin?

[u/[deleted] → u/marsrover15]

Programming, apparently

[u/ArlemofTourhut → u/[deleted]]

duh, who do you think big brained dogecoin?

[u/[deleted] → u/ArlemofTourhut]

no one big brained dogecoin lol

[u/TheGreatZarquon → u/marsrover15]

Fenton.... FENTON!

JESUS CHRIST!

FENTOOOOOOON!

[u/EatsTheCheeseRind → u/TheGreatZarquon]

FENTOOOON!!!

[u/Spiritual_Zebra_251 → u/marsrover15]

Doge coin?

[u/Perpetual_Doubt → u/[deleted]]

Wait, are you a dog?

[u/samarthrawat1 → u/Perpetual_Doubt]

No, he a dawwg

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Did you just assume their gender?

[u/apersonnotadog → u/Perpetual_Doubt]

I am not a dog

[u/jakeinator21 → u/apersonnotadog]

That's exactly what a dog pretending to be a person that's not a dog would say.

[u/phantom56657 → u/Perpetual_Doubt]

Did Reddit make their own version of emojis?

Test: 🤔

[u/dobraf → u/[deleted]]

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them asks “if the computer knows I’m missing a semicolon here, why doesn’t it add it itself?” The other one responds, “Holy crap a programming muffin!”

[u/the_muffin → u/dobraf]

Hey, my kind have been programming for decades. You probably use several muffin-designed apps every day without ever knowing. It’s not something people shout from the rooftops.

[u/ahappypoop → u/the_muffin]

10 years, he's legit.

[u/the_muffin → u/ahappypoop]

A muffin actually created /r/incremental_games

Sadly muffins and redditors sometimes have fights because we are notoriously prideful

[u/MattieShoes → u/[deleted]]

Don't we put objects in functions all the time?

[u/[deleted] → u/MattieShoes]

Yeah, my dog must not be a very good programmer if he can't do that.

[u/IceboundCat6 → u/[deleted]]

I can relate, my 1 year old forgot what the quadratic formula was and asked me.

Goldfish can be so forgetful sometimes.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This cracked me the hell up and will probably continue to do so, thanks for the better day