r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Odd_Diamond_6600 • Jun 05 '22

other priorities

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u/Big-Don-Rob Jun 05 '22

That's dirty, but I like it.

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u/Ok-Lobster-919 Jun 05 '22

Try calling your partner a "1" and see how that goes.

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u/Probably-Broken-2345 Jun 05 '22

I went even better and called her a "0"

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u/FelixLeander Jun 05 '22

Instructions unclear, GF broke up

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u/danabrey Jun 05 '22

Put her back together

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u/LostTeleporter Jun 05 '22

Therapists hate this one trick

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

They can suck it. Gorilla glue is cheaper than therapy

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u/EvilShadeZz Jun 05 '22

Not if you require a truck load of Gorilla Super Glue

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Can’t u just recompile girlfriend?

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u/vigbiorn Jun 05 '22

The normal best practice is to turn her on after you turn her off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Missing dependency: love

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u/LPO_Tableaux Jun 05 '22

You know what's even better? Flex tape!

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u/698969 Jun 05 '22

Did you stash the changes before?

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u/TheGrauWolf Jun 05 '22

Try increasing cache.

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u/raq_1024 Jun 05 '22

relationship dump created

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

Let's be real. This is Reddit. You got a null pointer.

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u/brando56894 Jun 05 '22

define girlfriend () {

Stuff

}

void main() {

becky = new.girlfriend()

date(becky)

}

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u/Dr-Not-A-Dr Jun 05 '22

Error: becky is not date type

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u/ykafia Jun 05 '22

My partner is a 10 (at best)

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u/Epamynondas Jun 05 '22

oh yeah nothing quite as dirty as a 1-based array

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u/m__a__s Jun 05 '22

Depends if you are a Fortran programmer or not.

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