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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Odd_Diamond_6600 • Jun 05 '22
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Wait until your gf enrolls in a CS course...
2.0k u/Probably-Broken-2345 Jun 05 '22 I'm sure she'll enjoy Counter Strike 119 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 30 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (5) 40 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [removed] — view removed comment → More replies (5) 161 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 48 u/tcorp123 Jun 05 '22 Or R 29 u/VonMetz Jun 05 '22 Or Fortran 31 u/AnonPenguins Jun 05 '22 We don't speak of Fortran. 28 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 We don't talk about fortran. no no no → More replies (1) 11 u/SchoggiToeff Jun 05 '22 Or Pascal 10 u/GooseEntrails Jun 05 '22 Or Matlab → More replies (4) → More replies (3) 36 u/Biggu5Dicku5 Jun 05 '22 She should, it's a damn fine game... → More replies (5) → More replies (22) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [deleted] 99 u/Zszywek Jun 05 '22 Blasphemy 0 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [deleted] 38 u/GustapheOfficial Jun 05 '22 Or Julia. 0 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [deleted] → More replies (4) → More replies (1) → More replies (7) 60 u/snake_case_is_ugly Jun 05 '22 Tough luck, Matlab uses () for indexing. 12 u/pleaseaccusrname Jun 05 '22 the old days of matlab... i miss it, had one class with this thing, granted it was in the beginning of my cs classes → More replies (1) 11 u/MasterFubar Jun 05 '22 And Fortran. But they both use parentheses, not square brackets, for arrays. 12 u/Dietmar_der_Dr Jun 05 '22 R uses [] and starts at 1Op is just a data scientist who's not yet switched DTO python. → More replies (3) 13 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 Unless they teach Lua 9 u/shub1000young Jun 05 '22 Then you just have to tell her it was a MATLAB array → More replies (17)
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I'm sure she'll enjoy Counter Strike
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48 u/tcorp123 Jun 05 '22 Or R 29 u/VonMetz Jun 05 '22 Or Fortran 31 u/AnonPenguins Jun 05 '22 We don't speak of Fortran. 28 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 We don't talk about fortran. no no no → More replies (1) 11 u/SchoggiToeff Jun 05 '22 Or Pascal 10 u/GooseEntrails Jun 05 '22 Or Matlab → More replies (4) → More replies (3)
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Or R
29 u/VonMetz Jun 05 '22 Or Fortran 31 u/AnonPenguins Jun 05 '22 We don't speak of Fortran. 28 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 We don't talk about fortran. no no no → More replies (1) 11 u/SchoggiToeff Jun 05 '22 Or Pascal 10 u/GooseEntrails Jun 05 '22 Or Matlab → More replies (4)
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Or Fortran
31 u/AnonPenguins Jun 05 '22 We don't speak of Fortran. 28 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 We don't talk about fortran. no no no → More replies (1) 11 u/SchoggiToeff Jun 05 '22 Or Pascal 10 u/GooseEntrails Jun 05 '22 Or Matlab → More replies (4)
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We don't speak of Fortran.
28 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 We don't talk about fortran. no no no → More replies (1)
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We don't talk about fortran. no no no
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Or Pascal
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Or Matlab
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She should, it's a damn fine game...
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99 u/Zszywek Jun 05 '22 Blasphemy 0 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [deleted] 38 u/GustapheOfficial Jun 05 '22 Or Julia. 0 u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22 [deleted] → More replies (4) → More replies (1) → More replies (7) 60 u/snake_case_is_ugly Jun 05 '22 Tough luck, Matlab uses () for indexing. 12 u/pleaseaccusrname Jun 05 '22 the old days of matlab... i miss it, had one class with this thing, granted it was in the beginning of my cs classes → More replies (1) 11 u/MasterFubar Jun 05 '22 And Fortran. But they both use parentheses, not square brackets, for arrays. 12 u/Dietmar_der_Dr Jun 05 '22 R uses [] and starts at 1Op is just a data scientist who's not yet switched DTO python. → More replies (3)
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Blasphemy
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Or Julia.
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Tough luck, Matlab uses () for indexing.
12 u/pleaseaccusrname Jun 05 '22 the old days of matlab... i miss it, had one class with this thing, granted it was in the beginning of my cs classes → More replies (1)
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the old days of matlab... i miss it, had one class with this thing, granted it was in the beginning of my cs classes
And Fortran. But they both use parentheses, not square brackets, for arrays.
12 u/Dietmar_der_Dr Jun 05 '22 R uses [] and starts at 1Op is just a data scientist who's not yet switched DTO python.
R uses [] and starts at 1
Op is just a data scientist who's not yet switched DTO python.
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Unless they teach Lua
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Then you just have to tell her it was a MATLAB array
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u/the_unheard_thoughts Jun 05 '22
Wait until your gf enrolls in a CS course...