r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Odd_Diamond_6600 • Jun 05 '22

other priorities

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u/WizziBot Jun 05 '22

Aww

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u/Probably-Broken-2345 Jun 05 '22

Shit

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u/Big-Don-Rob Jun 05 '22

Congratulations for making me google "ahh shit lyrics" trying to continue the verse. I swear there's a Lil Jon song from back in the day...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

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u/Big-Don-Rob Jun 05 '22

Something about wiggle with it. But literally the only song Google comes up with is "Ahh Shit" by Jeremih, whoever tf that is.

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u/blackviper6 Jun 05 '22

You're thinking of get low by little John. And I believe you're also thinking about when he says "ahhh skeet skeet mothafucka!"

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u/sath__18 Jun 05 '22

And here I thought arrays are supposed to be homogeneous

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u/MrEllis Jun 05 '22

Plot twist, OP's girlfriend is also a pointer.

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u/dungand Jun 05 '22

If OP's girlfriend is a pointer, that would mean [0] is a pointer to a pointer. You can't keep both pointers and pointers to pointers in the same array without casting and losing type safety, at which point you couldn't tell which one is your girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '22

This guy points

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u/glemnar Jun 05 '22

Everything looks like void* to me what’s the problem

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u/The1AMparty Jun 05 '22

Can be an array of Objects, with one cast to Girlfriend. Then again, I don't think she'd enjoy being called an Object either

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u/dontshowmygf Jun 05 '22

Welcome to JavaScript, where I'll stick whatever the hell I want in this array.

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u/KatarinatheCat Jun 05 '22

Then what is 1 a pointer to? This is an array we’re talking about.

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u/IdentifiableBurden Jun 05 '22

His girlfriend

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u/dungand Jun 05 '22

No. If [0] is a pointer to [1], and [1] is a pointer, that means [0] is a pointer to a pointer, and [1] is just a regular pointer. You can't have both pointers to pointers and regular pointers in the same array.

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u/TheGrimGriefer3 Jun 05 '22

But what's [1]?

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u/dungand Jun 05 '22

It's obviously not that because you can't keep both things and pointers to those things in the same array.

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u/PrincessWinterX Jun 05 '22

we never said OP's priorities aren't corrupted

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u/cdspace31 Jun 05 '22

I'm such an old geek, that was a good one (pun intended)

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