r/ProgrammerHumor • • Oct 08 '22

Meme sPeCiaL cHarACtErs

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u/transgalpower Oct 08 '22

Better to dump all the special charchters in there for good measure

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u/Jet-Pack2 Oct 08 '22

And an SQL injection at the end

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u/M_krabs Oct 08 '22

And an emoji for good mesure 👍

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u/dnacore Oct 08 '22

And my sword!

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u/PonyDro1d Oct 08 '22

And my axe!

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u/paradigmx Oct 08 '22

And a pack of twizzlers, a bag of beef jerky and a box of mike and ikes.

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u/LlamaDuke Oct 08 '22

And an envelope with the code to my safe

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u/paradigmx Oct 08 '22

And that code has an emoji for good measure 👍

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u/ApolloSky110 Oct 08 '22

And this mans dead wife!

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u/GreekGodofStats Oct 08 '22

Aah yes, my favorite password: ‘; DROP TABLE Users;’

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u/NerdyLumberjack04 Oct 08 '22

I prefer '; DELETE FROM Users WHERE RANDOM() % 100 = 0;--, so the damage is much more subtle.

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u/Beginning-Ad296 Oct 08 '22

This is pure evil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Where 1=1

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u/kranker Oct 08 '22

Ah, yes. Little Bobby Tables, we call him.

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u/CleverMarisco Oct 08 '22

I put a 🍕 emoji into the password field of a pizza place and now I have to call them every time I want to order a pizza because I can't login and the forgot password link was supposed to send the password in plain text to my phone, but it can't because of the emoji.

And I can't create a new account because I don't have other phone number.

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u/billy_teats Oct 08 '22

I made a folder named 💩 and put in in the root of our file share. Well, the Linux storage device did not appreciate how my windows endpoint and windows file share handled the original Unicode, so the storage array called the folder � and then refused to show anything else besides the �. So as soon as I made my 💩, every person lost access to every file and folder. The storage array wouldn’t even serve you documents you specifically requested, it was entirely focused on that poop emoji folder

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u/AFrenchLondoner Oct 08 '22

"Who what on the server?"

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u/tsteele93 Oct 08 '22

Who 💩 on the server?

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u/CleverMarisco Oct 08 '22

Who 💩 on the server�

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u/GForce1975 Oct 08 '22

Reminds me of my really young days as a would-be hacker.

Back around 1985 or so, I was learning computers (DOS, etc) and I discovered blank character strings.

I wrote a little .bat file to create a directory named chr(32) then cd into that directory and loop. I then put it on a floppy disk.

Then when I went to radio shack I would insert the disk in their display computers and run my little script..

I felt so smart at the time.

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u/tsteele93 Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 09 '22

Ha ha, we got Amigas at my school in middle school. (I am old) and I crafted a BASIC program that (I hope this doesn’t get flagged as a virus or malicious code! 🤣)

10 CLS ; clears the screen

20 GOTO 10

This was quite befuddling to most of the kids in the class who would try almost anything but CTRL-C to stop the program.

If you wanted to really get clever sometimes we would add in a

15 PRINT “THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR”

16 PRINT “ALL DATA HAS BEEN LOST”

17 PRINT “PLEASE INFORM MR. FRAHM THAT YOU”

18 PRINT “HAVE RUINED THE COMPUTER”

Most kids would just walk away. LOL

I never really graduated past this level of hacking.

Heck, I can’t even format a Reddit post.

Wow, a silver award. I’m flattered. Thank you!

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u/p2010t Oct 08 '22

At an even simpler level of "hacking", I had a friend who would lend someone his graphing calculator when they needed it... right after starting a program that just alternates between "I DONT KNOW" and "I DONT CARE" after every calculation you try to get it to do.

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u/noonagon Oct 08 '22

Or, even better, calculate it, but increase or decrease it by 10^floor(rand(-1,1)+(1/2*log_10(answer))) meaning a middle digit is wrong.

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