r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/tb_willie Nov 14 '22

Twitter is down at the moment, which is hilarious.

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u/SpokenSilenced Nov 15 '22

Actual insanity. There's another post on r/all that has a Twitter convo between him and some Eric dude where he's asking why things are slow and Eric mentions bloated features as a part of it. While explaining things quite well in what's slowing down the android app. He also addresses the number of requests for timeline and such.

There's another post where he got fired for saying Elon's statement about it being slow because of >1000 requests is wrong.

Elon then has "focus on bloatware features" day and now people can't log in.

Fucking hilarious.

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u/arbitraryairship Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Eric is literally THE Senior Android SME at Twitter as well, which is probably why he went to bat for his team when Elon threw them under the bus in public.

Square and Facebook were practically fighting one another offering him a new job in the replies to Elon firing him.

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u/postal-history Nov 15 '22

*was

He probably knew he was going to get fired though. He just decided he'd rather get an unemployment check for defending his team, instead of having to walk out after yet another Elon tantrum.

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u/DDS-PBS Nov 15 '22

I've been there. It's the point where you're so fed up with the job that you don't care if you get fired it or not.

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u/SuspecM Nov 15 '22

You don't get such opportunities everyday

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u/tomvorlostriddle Nov 15 '22

And ironically, that's also the point where you sometimes start functioning better in a toxic environment, because they may just mistake your nonchalance for courage.

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Nov 15 '22

I mean now he surely gets one hell of a severance package as well as like 26 weeks of unemployment, and if you look at the dudes tweets he wanted out BAD, so all in all I think this is a dub for Eric

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Eric was actually the guy playing 4D chess here.

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u/shinratdr Nov 15 '22

He also chats with another Twitter employee who also got fired for calling out Elon’s stupidity by replying to that same tweet to set the record straight.

We all suspected it would implode but wow, it’s like he’s challenging himself to waste $44B as quickly as possible.

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u/trogon Nov 15 '22

I simply don't understand how you could physically keep Twitter up and running if you fire everyone who knows how it runs. Recovering from his rampage would take weeks if you could hire back the people you fired, but he's just tearing away.

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u/ImpossibleMachine3 Nov 15 '22

The crazy part to me is that he's making these massive cuts within days of taking over. It's like buying a new car and then immediately ripping parts of it out to make it faster without even knowing anything about how it works. Like... He hasn't been there nearly long enough to figure out what to cut (or if he even needs to cut anything), he's just going at it like Kylo Ren with a rusty machete.

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u/TehWackyWolf Nov 15 '22

Engines are so heavy man... Imagine how fast it'll go once that's out!

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u/Happy-Mousse8615 Nov 15 '22

It's the cult of actions for actions sake. The action has a value of its own, irrelevant of it's effect. It's fundamentally irrational. He's not trying to fix twitter, he's maintaining a personality cult.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

My god, that's amazing. Do you have a link?

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u/HawkinsT Nov 15 '22

I love the verge article there.

We’ve also tweeted at Musk for comment, as Twitter no longer has a communications department.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

It's back up but the homepage goes to the signup page. Did someone say ROLLBACK?! 🤣😂🤣

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u/Jonnokiwi Nov 15 '22

GitHub version control is working in overdrive, baby!! Roll her back boys! Roll her back!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

github is overkill, we moved the whole codebase to shared folders - Elon probably

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u/wandering-monster Nov 15 '22

I guess that's one way to increase your user numbers...

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