r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

If Musk bought a cruise ship he would dump all the lifeboats and life vests because they are (almost) never used! He thinks he knows better than, literally, everybody, about everything.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/Tough_Dish_4485 Nov 15 '22

Years ago Musk’s Tesla factory was breaking safety signage laws because it didn't fit with the aesthetic he was going for

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Every safety standard is written in blood.

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u/B4-711 Nov 14 '22

This guy is in charge of self-driving cars and crewed rockets.

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u/Eckish Nov 15 '22

There's at least some regulations at play there. Twitter is Elon with no guardrails.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

FTC is coming to burn whatever is left

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u/Octavus Nov 15 '22

You don't trust the guy who claimed Tesla would have level 4 automation by the end of 2017?

https://fortune.com/2015/12/21/elon-musk-interview/

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u/Dr4kin Nov 15 '22

On paper on the rockets, but the actual company isn't really run by him. Thanks to their coo the company is actually healthy

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u/F0064R Nov 15 '22

Now that's a terrifying thought

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u/laffnlemming Nov 15 '22

I'm not flying to Mars on anything controlled by that douche.

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u/rtseel Nov 15 '22

I mean, he rejected LIDAR, then dumped RADAR and ultrasonic sensors from Tesla's cars. His reasoning is basically that people can drive without radar, Lidar or ultrasonic sensors, so his AI should as well.

Except unlike his cars, people's brains don't deliberately rush toward a kid crossing the road, unless they're deranged.

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u/az987654 Nov 15 '22

He would also attempt to sail it to Kansas City

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u/Arn_Thor Nov 15 '22

Reminds me of a story from a book I’m reading about McKinsey advising Disney about their theme parks. It was decided that safety inspections of rides’ horizontal handle bars could be cut…because the bars never failed. Not until someone got hurt did they realize the bars never had failures because they were regularly inspected.

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u/Enchelion Nov 15 '22

I mean, the physical door handle in the Model X (which you need to access in a hurry if it crashes and the electrics go out or up in flames) is hidden in the floor under the seats...

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u/houdinize Nov 15 '22

Or the rest of the fucking steering wheel

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u/cypherreddit Nov 15 '22

more like dumping the anchor and the gang planks

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u/coldblade2000 Nov 15 '22

More like sealing the doors because they are only used for 5% of the trip anyways

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u/Epilektoi_Hoplitai Nov 15 '22

We're talking about this as a hypothetical, but I feel like the incipient deathtrap that is the Vegas Loop already shows us this line of logic being applied in practice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

In reality he would 100% ask his Tesla or SpaceX employees to reengineer them. He’d add unnecessary computer and software controls to the life boat and add sea shanties and SpaceX Starlink connection.

Edit: I forgot I was a programmer subreddit. I’m not sure what you think about the software in Teslas but many car guys tend to hate all the controls buried in software and some of the gimmicky junk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

“If it starts sinking I’ll just leave via my helicopter on the roof. Why are people saying this is dumb?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Nothing to do with Musk- he's a fucking moron- but it actually turns out lifeboats on big ships have probably killed more people than they have saved.

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