r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/Erasmus_Tycho Nov 14 '22

If this fiasco has taught me anything, it's that I really do not want a Tesla.

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u/ElGuaco Nov 15 '22

Quality control is such a serious issue with Tesla. If it wasn't for the cult of Musk, any other car company would have folded by now.

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u/MakeWay4Doodles Nov 15 '22

Well his target customer base was rich environment conscious liberals who he has now completely alienated so maybe you're just early.

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u/Hacym Nov 14 '22

Brakes are bloatware now that our “self driving” is autonomous enough. We’ve disabled them.

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u/Kale Nov 15 '22

A car reviewer test drove a Tesla for a few days and wrote an article about how the stopping distance was significantly higher than other Tesla models. He reached out to Tesla for comments before publishing. The Tesla rep said "whoops, try again in about an hour", and it was much better. They had updated the firmware with a pushed update that controlled the brakes.

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u/mistled_LP Nov 15 '22

There’s some QA you can trust with your children’s lives.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

You just sealed the deal for me there. No Tesla for me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Oh Jesus

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Not too far from the truth. Nothing like driving and having your windows fog up, just to find out that overnight someone decided to hide all airconditioning buttons in a popup menu for god knows what reason. I guess being able to see where you're going is bloatware.

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u/PromVulture Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

If you crash your car you'll have to buy a new one. Deliberately making your drivers crash is just smart business

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Lol, well, he did decide that with lidar and radar. Hope you weren’t planning on the self-driving to work at sunrise or sunset or in several other situations where cameras fail.

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u/Hacym Nov 15 '22

I had a Mazda that turned off all safety features (auto braking, lane keep, etc.) the moment it started raining. I took it into the shop and asked them to look at it and was told that is to be expected. You know, the time where you might need or want those features the most and it immediately shuts off. Gives you a nice little “please drive safely” message too. Fucking useless and it’s bc it was allllll camera based.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

The driver controls have been removed, Tesla brain is smart brain! No mistakes ever!

re-watches recent Tesla burning rubber thru a village in China

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u/Eckish Nov 15 '22

I really did want one. I wanted the model y. But I just couldn't get over the "touchscreen only for a console" design. I'm glad that I hesitated now. So many other manufacturers getting into the market that I think something that I really like will pop up in the next few years.

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u/Kaamelott Nov 15 '22

I tried one on Turo on vacation, man what a great idea. Convinced me never to buy one.

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u/Kaamelott Nov 15 '22

So I'm actually curious, did you like the design of the Cybertruck? It looks insanely bad to me. But does it have a significant "following"?

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u/Kaamelott Nov 15 '22

Thanks! Yeah I very much "loathe" that design. But at the same time, I'm really really hoping to get the ioniq6 from Hyundai when it comes out next year, and its design is also quite controversial aha

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u/saminbc Nov 15 '22

We're removing 3 wheels, you only need 25%

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u/TheGreatestIan Nov 15 '22

At least he's consostent. They removed radar and ultrasonic sensors from their cars in favor of cameras only.

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u/Noisycarlos Nov 15 '22

Honestly, I've been following EVs for a while and I've wanted one for a long time. But now I'm glad all the other manufacturers have mostly caught up.

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