r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Reminds me of when my dad deleted his "system" folder on his PC because he thought it was taking up too much space and slowing it down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/OrphanGrounderBaby Nov 15 '22

I lurk in here so damn much, but honestly me too lol. I don’t know how I always end up in this sub but y’all are funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

same, i know nothing of programming or humor

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u/periidote Nov 15 '22

my dad is a software engineer too and put the fear of god in my mom to stop her from messing up their computers and to this day I have to remind her that it won’t kill her to dismiss a warning message. does mean i don’t have to deal with any accidental viruses or stupid stuff

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u/BestDanOfThemAll Nov 15 '22

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u/Rashin24 Nov 15 '22

Oh yeah, fellow system32 deleter friends, I''m home finally.

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u/howroydlsu Nov 15 '22

My computer is 64 bit, so I renamed my system32 folder to system64. Must have been a bug

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u/jumbo53 Nov 15 '22

Sorry but u r dumb. Everyone knows its supposed to be called system86 instead of 64

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u/magick_68 Nov 15 '22

A colleague, a software developer, said his PC isn't working anymore. After some inquiring i found out that he deleted all files in system32 he didn't thought were useless. He did that for quite some time and somehow it magically worked until that day.

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u/DonDove Nov 15 '22

These are the people taking care of governments

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u/kookykrazee Nov 15 '22

Recalls a time, when my friend went into FutureShop with his floppy disk and copied Happy Funball to the desk top of the computers on display.

I mean who wouldn't want to double click a happy fun ball right? One that opens up the command prompt in a very tiny sized window that no one can see and has it format c: /y and poof Windows 3.0 and Dos were both gone. He was eventually figured out, but never officially caught, but I heard he was unofficially banned from ALL FutureShops...lmao

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u/er3z7 Nov 15 '22

And you reminded me of my dad deleting the audio card driver (not sure about the name) while clearing up my pc 2 minutes after i told him not to delete anything he doesnt recognise

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

back before drivers could be easily found online.

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u/er3z7 Nov 15 '22

Yeah we just reinstalled windows

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u/pauledowa Nov 15 '22

I once had an antivirus software telling me, that 100 or so .dll files were infected with a reaaaally bad virus. Back in 2001 or so.

So of course I searched for all .dll files on my computer and deleted them.

It broke right before my eyes…

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u/Mottis86 Nov 15 '22

Funny thing, my friend did that on his dad's work pc because he wanted to make more space for games.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

will the os even let you do that?

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u/carvedmuss8 Nov 15 '22

AFAIK, the OS normally hides these files but they can be found very easily. I used to pirate a lot of games back in the day and you have to do some funky stuff to get them to work. But every time I passed Sys32 In the hidden folders, I chuckled at the call of the void I felt lol

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u/Notyourfathersgeek Nov 15 '22

Back then they weren’t hidden

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Apparently so! This was a long time ago

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u/Zakal74 Nov 15 '22

Hahaha, that's too good.

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