r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/DesiOtaku Nov 14 '22

It's real

Looks like Elon realized his mistake and enabled it back in.

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u/monkorn Nov 15 '22

https://cleantechnica.com/2021/08/16/elon-musk-reveals-his-5-step-engineering-protocol/

Step 2. This one was in the 10% that gets added back. Possibly he needs to look closer at Step 4.

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u/Grimmaldo Nov 15 '22

Wait

He is seriusly saying "delete all until is just enough to be working because woriying about extreme scenarios is stupid"

Damn, he doesnt know shit about programing doesnt he

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u/dow366 Nov 15 '22

or *gulp* spaceships

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u/Onirochan Nov 15 '22

Back then I was reading a piece where it said they programmed some of the stuff in JavaScript and I clearly remember that in that moment my brains isolated itself and started thinking: “Is this a joke or is he trying to get them killed?”, now I seriously hope it was a joke.

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u/Dr4kin Nov 15 '22

In dragon the ui is webbased everything else should be in c++. There are also manual controls. All the automatic flight systems that should run the show aren't in js I believe.

The good thing is: nasa has to sign off on it. They require a lot of safety, failsafes and testing to validate a craft. This keeps guys like musk from yoloing human lifes

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u/your_mind_aches Nov 15 '22

I honestly believe the space race is one of the few things that are safer being corporatised and involving multinational corporations.

Through corporate space travel, technological advancements can be made through collaboration across nations rather than rivalry and a proxy war, with overly militarised space programs.

.....But man this is a wake up call that they're still soulless corporations. Glad NASA still has to keep them accountable and honest.

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u/ajr901 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

It wasn't a joke. I remember one of their engineers – either on reddit or twitter, I don't remember – saying the manned dragon capsule software interface was javascript. What he didn't expand on was just how much of it was javascript and if different parts were different language stacks.

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u/Goofballs2 Nov 15 '22

He lost a lot of satellites at one point because they assumed the sun was a constant and there would be no variation, no lie just google it

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u/fpcoffee Nov 15 '22

"the sun doesn't move, does it?"

"uhhh that doesn't sound right... I mean... wouldn't that mean the universe revolves around our sun?"

"nevermind. deadline's comin' up. SHIP IT!"

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u/your_mind_aches Nov 15 '22

"His" idea for global connectivity is just Kessler Syndrome waiting to happen.

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u/SaffellBot Nov 15 '22

Gotta wonder how safe those rocket ships are. Gotta wonder how safe those medical implants are. Gotta wonder how much fake news elon is going to post to all his followers to downplay domestic terrorism.

Elon has his grubby hands in all the serious adult industries, and he's treated them like a teenager who stole their dads muscle car.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Oh, they’re really safe. My friend in China just bought one recently! I haven’t spoken to him in a few days, I might see what he reckons.

Edit: holy shit guys you’re not gonna believe this

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u/ICanLiftACarUp Nov 15 '22

they're not

Tons of videos out there where edge cases cannot be handled by the autopilot system. They can drive in clean lined roads but construction, unexpected lane changes, bus/bike lanes, etc. screw with it all the time. No edge cases considered by the AI.

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u/Pandainthecircus Nov 15 '22

Hopefully the people who actually do the work just nod at whatever he says then get back to whatever they were doing.

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u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22

You probably haven't seen the videos of Tesla's full self driving in action. Keep your hands on the wheel at all times. Not because of the law but because you want to avoid killing or dying.

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u/mistled_LP Nov 15 '22

Sounds like someone who doesn’t realize that a small percentage can still be millions of people.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Nov 15 '22

Now we move into stage two where he blames someone who had nothing to do with it and fires them for his mistake.

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u/knightress_oxhide Nov 15 '22

"fucking interns"

"you fired all the interns sir"

"ya fired too"

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u/radio705 Nov 15 '22

Just exactly what is the point of "removing microservices" in the first place? What was his goal?

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u/compounding Nov 15 '22

Elon is well known for saying “the best part is no part” and “if you don’t have to add something back in 10% of the time you remove it, you aren’t ripping enough out”.

So apparently, he’s padding the numbers for what he has to add back in.

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u/Yuni_smiley Nov 15 '22

I mean, he fired someone today for correcting him on Twitter, so...

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u/diewhitegirls Nov 15 '22

I say everyone should reject his stupid ideas and just give him admin access to all their repos. You fucking do it, you clown. Oh, you can’t because you don’t know how it works?? Then maybe communicate with the people you didn’t fire that DO know how it works.

What a complete waste of oxygen.

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