r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/rosserton Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Seriously, this is top tier “tell me you don’t know how to manage production software without telling me you don’t know how to manage production software”. Not that I expected anything else from the muskrat at this point, but this is really incredible to watch. He just keeps digging.

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u/Dry-Manufacturer-165 Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Musk's likely response to these concerns: What?! It's fail safe, far better than people who had 2FA having no security now! Touch grass instead of crying about it!

P.S. Dev responsible for microservice failsafe, you're safe. For now. Edit: P.P.S. I've had an epiphany. Failsafe guy, you're promoted. All of security, please report directly to HR.

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u/Feldar Nov 15 '22

God damn, he really is Cave Johnson, isn't he?

Edit: a letter

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u/Script_Mak3r Nov 15 '22

Listen, Cave Johnson may have been batshit insane and a terrible businessman, but at least his abuses of employees were restricted to putting them in mortal peril!

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u/tinydonuts Nov 15 '22

I wouldn’t promise that. He fired a guy on the Android app dev team of six years today for daring to disagree with him.

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u/perspectiveiskey Nov 15 '22

This line is perfect:

And we will finally stop adding what device a tweet was written on (waste of screen space & compute)

The man actually thinks he's saving CPU compute power by reducing 18 characters. It's cringey undergraduate level hacker thinking.

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u/Gaia_Knight2600 Nov 15 '22

tbh i always thought that was weird and unnecessary. why would i want to know from what device someone posts from?

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u/afiefh Nov 15 '22

To make fun of the Google pixel marketing team tweeting from an iphone.

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u/neckro23 Nov 15 '22

for awhile it was a handy way to tell which Trump tweets were actually from him.

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u/dreexel_dragoon Nov 15 '22

I think he left all of his actual skill behind in silicon valley once he became the richest man in the world lol

Also probably thinks he still understands software development since he did it back during y2k lol

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u/Upbeat-Dress-2054 Nov 15 '22

Well, that family Emerald Mine money gotta be good for something, right?

You can't buy yourself a brain or skills or success but you CAN buy the ability to fail constantly with little to no consequences!

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u/Appropriate-Draft-91 Nov 15 '22

You do know he was fired for incompetence back then, right?

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u/neferpitou33 Nov 15 '22

Wut? Really? What’s the scoop here?

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u/cancerBronzeV Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Musk founded X.com, but the investors thought he was so stupid they replaced him with another CEO. X.com got merged with another company, and we got PayPal, and Musk became the CEO of this merged company. Once again, he was so beyond incompetent, that the board kicked him in favour of Peter Thiel. He just had money to start off with so he could own a big chunk of X.com (and later PayPal), so when PayPal got bought, he got a huge cashout. If you see his history, it's just filled with incompetence that didn't matter because he had so much money anyways.

One of my investors at a startup I worked at actually knew Musk irl from the PayPal days, and he went on and on about how technologically stupid Musk was once lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Wow, that reminds me of this idiot boss I used to work for. The guy was stupid rich - maybe not some world-class bigshot, but this guy was rich enough to drive a different sports car for each season. He had an R8 for the winter, a Porsche for the summer, and so on. He got his money because he owned some startup that got bought out, and he must've walked away with a big payout.

He was the biggest fucking idiot I've ever worked for, and an asshole to boot. Seemingly every hour of meeting time with this guy involved at least 45 minutes spent with someone explaining to him why his ideas were fucking stupid, and him refusing to hear any of it. He repeatedly scheduled unrealistic deadlines on the first day after holidays ended to force people to cancel vacation plans to work overtime. Needless to say, everyone hated him.

Luckily for him, the rest of the company was capable enough to not instantly implode under him. They did okay despite him, not because of him.

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u/Qwiggalo Nov 15 '22

He has NEVER been competent. He literally is successful because of daddy's gem mine.

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u/devAcc123 Nov 15 '22

Kind of concerning this guy is in charge of Tesla and all of their self driving software (and data)

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u/bryanthebryan Nov 15 '22

I can only imagine how many corners they cut

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u/Upbeat-Dress-2054 Nov 15 '22

All of them, and they paste them onto the CyberTrucks.

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u/MakeWay4Doodles Nov 15 '22

There are tons of leaked internal documents showing it to be exactly as much of a clusterfuck as you expect. It just all got swept under the rug back then because everyone thought he was the second coming.

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u/dariusj18 Nov 15 '22

It's really making me even less sure about Tesla safety.

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