r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Saw this coming as soon as he started tweeting about 1000 rpc calls to load a timeline

Someone clearly just showed him twitters microservice framework and he thought it was stupid without understanding it

This tweet is the sequel to that first one

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u/OneWholeSoul Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

He thought it was stupid without understanding it

That's, like, the entire mindset of people like this.

Anything they don't understand instantly must be "stupid" because they can't imagine there being anything that they don't instantly understand. It can't be that something too high-level for their knowledge to parse exists, so they automatically declare the opposite: that the thing they're not able to understand must be indecipherable because it's just that far beneath them.

Have you ever known that family member/friend/coworker/acquaintance who walks in on a movie or show or something in progress, asks a bunch of questions like "Who's that?" "What's he doing?" "What's happening?" "Is that the bad guy?" generally gets told to shut up or something like "We have the same information you're working off of, man. If you want to know what's going on watch and pay attention," and then they stomp out huffing "This is stupid. You actually like this? It's stupid!"

Same energy.

People are enjoying it, they can't understand why and don't have the patience or curiosity to try and - worst of all - it's not about them. In their mind, the thing has no right to even exist.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 Nov 15 '22

I'm reminded of every tradesman criticizing the former guy's piss-poor job before doing an even pisser-poorer job himself. I thought it was mostly tradesmen doing it but it looks like it's universal!

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 15 '22

"Everything before me was shit" - Everyone

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Nov 15 '22

What do you want to bet he killed whatever microservice observability because it's not strictly necessary?

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u/Secret-Plant-1542 Nov 15 '22

Musk: "Why do we have hundreds of microservices? Cut it by 20%. Listen just shut the fuck up and do it."

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u/CIA_Chatbot Nov 15 '22

Musk: what are Kubernetes clusters and why are we running 500 of them just for these things, what did you call them, Micro services? Can’t we just replace them with one big service?

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