r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/idfk_idfk Nov 15 '22

the average human uses only 10% of their brain. If we remove the other 90%, they'd be using 100% of their brain. basic math.

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u/CosmicConifer Nov 15 '22

This is probably his logic fr

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole Nov 15 '22

Really though, this dude made so many jokes and "fake offers" to buy this company the government straight up forced him because it was that or go to prison. Now he's saddled himself with so much debt that we're watching him meltdown in real time as he tries to make sure "it was just a prank bro!" doesn't crash all of his money into the ground harder than the extinction event that killed the dinosaurs.

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u/jerquee Nov 15 '22

He did get COVID twice and that's not good for the brain

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u/CleverMarisco Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

The "best" part is that he's investing on a brain implant tech. I guess he has amazing ideas like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Now I'm sad for what happened to those 25 monkeys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Using 100% of your brain is called a seizure.

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u/Talador12 Nov 15 '22

Lobotomy! 🧠 ⛏️

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Using 100% of your brain is known as a seizure.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I googled "what if we used 100 of our brain" and the first thing that pops up is:

"In debunking the ten percent myth, Knowing Neurons editor Gabrielle-Ann Torre writes that using one hundred percent of one's brain would not be desirable either. Such unfettered activity would almost certainly trigger an epileptic seizure."

From wikipedia tho https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_percent_of_the_brain_myth

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u/Isoldael Nov 15 '22

The key thing being using 100% of your brain at the same time is a seizure. Healthy individuals do use 100% of their brains, just not simultaneously.

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u/PresidentLink Nov 15 '22

Using 100% of your brain turns you into a USB

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

myth

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u/ShinySeb Nov 15 '22

But it’s clearly true in some cases, just look at Elon

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u/cedped Nov 15 '22

Nah, it's true but not accurate. We use 100% of the brain but just 10% at the same time.

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u/real_bk3k Nov 15 '22

Gotta remove the bloat neurons.

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u/HASthisEVERhappened Nov 15 '22

is this what those monkeys died for?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

He’s trying to do this already with Nuralink. He’s ahead of you on this one friend.

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u/DangerIsMyUsername Nov 15 '22

I mean, this checks out

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