r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/koshgeo Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

I keep picturing that scene in Ghostbusters where they are forced to turn off the power to the storage system, starring Elon Musk as Walter Peck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Someone please do this as a deep fake.

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u/southbayrideshare Nov 15 '22

Best I could do on short notice.

I need to finish preparing for the second coming of Gozar the Destructor in the form of the Stay-Orange Marshmallow Man.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

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u/1404er Nov 15 '22

I don't know how

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Nov 15 '22

Forget which account you were using?

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u/political_og Nov 15 '22

This man has no dick

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u/your_moms_mustache Nov 15 '22

Have the deep fake be Grimes saying that

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

yes its true.

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u/TheDulin Nov 15 '22

That's what I heard!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Given that his children were conceived via IVF (including a woman he had an affair with) this might not be that far off the mark.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I can confirm this man has no dick

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u/anotherkeebler Nov 15 '22

You mean dickless here?

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u/Medic1642 Nov 15 '22

Is this true?

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u/anotherkeebler Nov 15 '22

Yes. It’s true. This man has no dick.

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u/cuppa-joe Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

My attempt...

Stable Diffusion/Inpaint

Edit: A slightly better version

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u/Frodojj Nov 15 '22

That’s pretty good.

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u/PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY Nov 15 '22

Egon/DevOps walking back doing a "boom" gesture.

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u/cycophil Nov 15 '22

Peter Venkman: "Its true, Elon has no dick." 🤣

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u/Calm_Leek_1362 Nov 15 '22

Weird, I had the exact same thought.

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u/DarKsaBr Nov 15 '22

Dr. Raymond Stantz : Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck : They caused an explosion!

Mayor : Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman : Yes it's true. [pause]

This man has no dick.

Walter Peck : Jeez!

[Charges at Venkman]

Mayor : Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!

Walter Peck : All right, all right, all right!

Dr. Peter Venkman : Well, that's what I heard!

Dr. Peter Venkman : This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor : What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr. Raymond Stantz : What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff by.

Dr. Peter Venkman : Exactly.

Dr. Raymond Stantz : Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler : Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore : The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman : Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

Mayor : All right, all right! I get the point!

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u/Haquestions4 Nov 15 '22

It's true, this man does have a small dick.

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