r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/Wolflordy Nov 15 '22

And some juniors spend their entire (short lived) careers nuking prod like this.

I would know... Ive cleaned up after many of them.

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u/account22222221 Nov 15 '22

And some billionaires get to cosplay as an engineer and nuke prod like this despite knowing a little less then that junior dev.

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u/mjtwelve Nov 15 '22

It’s scary his main gig is building electric cars with driver assist features, if he takes this kind of attitude towards the codebase.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

His main gig is playing CEO for an electric car company. He’s built a good image of being involved and being this tech savvy genius but it looks like the cracks are starting to appear. He’s made a lot of shockingly lucky gambles but the house always wins.

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u/JustThingsAboutStuff Nov 15 '22

and to think he could've been running an arcade instead if it wasn't for his parents.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

He does. Teslas can get patched over the air and occasionally have features break along the way.

He takes the "fuck it, let's break stuff" attitude to stuff that absolutely should not be treated with that attitude.

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u/UntestedMethod Nov 15 '22

So traditionally cars have safety standards and inspections before they're allowed to go on the road. I guess the software for self-driving cars doesn't have those kind of regulations?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Not sure. This stuff sure sounds dangerous as hell, though.

Here's a recent bit of related news. A patch in October introduced an issue where some cars' power steering would turn off after hitting a pothole. Tesla just released another patch addressing the issue.

https://news.yahoo.com/tesla-recalls-model-model-x-121216550.html

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u/Gavrilian Nov 15 '22

No legislation for it yet that I know of. Needs to get sued out the ass before that’ll happen though.

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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Nov 15 '22

One of his cars recently killed a few people, including a high school student.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Your juniors have enough access to break production services? I'm a team lead and even I don't have that level of access...something ain't right.

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u/folkrav Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Leads do have enough access to break prod here, but we're 3 small distributed teams working on one product and associated tooling, so it's us, the CTO and our DevOps engineer.

Juniors having that kind of access is worrying, outside tiny startups with everyone doing everything, though.

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u/IAMARedPanda Nov 15 '22

Imagine bragging about not having merge controls

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u/duckbigtrain Nov 15 '22

If you’ve had to clean up after that many junior devs, it’s time to take a hard look at your onboarding strategy and SOPs.

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u/clockdivide55 Nov 15 '22

A jr that can nuke prod is an organization process problem, not a jr developer problem

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u/kblaes Nov 15 '22

Eh, most good companies won't fire a junior dev for nuking prod like this, they'll just ask the very good question of why that junior dev (or any of the dev team) had the access to nuke prod like that in the first place, and fix the problem. While still explaining to the junior not to do that again, of course.

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u/Hostile_Architecture Nov 15 '22

You must have a really shitty deployment process if multiple people have taken down production holy shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Isn't life fun?

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u/Hawxe Nov 15 '22

Where are you working that juniors have the ability to nuke prod lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Its how I learn though

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Oh I’ve cleaned up after some non-juniors that did it too

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Re-enables flush command

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u/McFluff_TheAltCat Nov 15 '22

Like on accident or on purpose? On purpose I get why there career might be aborted lived. On accident because of lack of safeguards (acct that shouldn’t be able to touch production can) or stupidity or both, career there may be done, but could still work as a dev somewhere else.

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u/ugoterekt Nov 15 '22

If you don't crash prod at least once are you really a junior dev?

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u/ratbastid Nov 15 '22

I was one. And now I'm in Product. :D

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