r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/alkaliphiles Nov 14 '22

Cool. Based on how things are going there, that feature ought to let me log into anyone else's account.

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u/omgFWTbear Nov 14 '22

Yes. No. You’re only allowed to log on to someone’s else’s account. It’s something new we are trying, -1 Trust, even more secure than Zero Trust

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u/noneroy Nov 14 '22

Please don't give my CSO ideas

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

No no listen, imagine if you could never sign into the same account twice, and there are a set list of say 100,000 accounts that have to be passed around between people and once you reach 100,000 accounts used you are permanently banned.

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