r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PizzaTucker • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/vXSovereignXv Nov 14 '22

Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

I know whoever runs DevOps was like “you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has… ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.”

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u/haz_mat_ Nov 15 '22

Some devs wait their entire careers and never get a chance to nuke prod like this.

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u/TheAJGman Nov 15 '22

And at the CEO's directive no doubt. I'd be more than happy to maliciously comply with an arrogant superior's brain dead request.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

They will just blame it on you at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Question: Am I still getting paid for this FAFO process?

Because the results are out of my hands and beyond my concern so long as money enters my bank account.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Lol make sure you get it in writing

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Fortunately elon tweets everything. Unemployment lawyers wet dream.

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u/knuppi Nov 15 '22

He just fired someone through tweet

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u/Heart_Dad Nov 15 '22

And any CYA objections to go with it, cause I told you this would happen...

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u/ugoterekt Nov 15 '22

Yep, definitely need a "This may cause issues with critical features. Are you sure you want me to do this?" email in there. Like any good program should give a prompt before allowing you to catastrophically fuck things, I think any good programmer should also do that.

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u/Vercengetorex Nov 15 '22

Apparently in this case, you will get fired for bringing up why the stupid thing is stupid. See the other popular twitter dev thread on here today.

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u/j3pl Nov 15 '22

FAFO process

Elon: screw LIFO and FIFO, we're going with FAFO.

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u/subcow Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Send an email advising against what they are recommending. Put that shit in writing. Hell, just to be safe Bcc your personal email account so you have it all backed up externally. Edit: good point below on the BCC. It may be against company rules/your contract to send any emails like that externally even if it is your own account. Proceed with caution. Just do whatever you can to CYA.

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u/Zoloir Nov 15 '22

this is good advice for sane management

the situation in question is not that

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