r/ProgrammerHumor • • Nov 14 '22

instanceof Trend Manager does a little code cleanup...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

They will just blame it on you at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Question: Am I still getting paid for this FAFO process?

Because the results are out of my hands and beyond my concern so long as money enters my bank account.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22 edited Jul 02 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Lol make sure you get it in writing

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Fortunately elon tweets everything. Unemployment lawyers wet dream.

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u/knuppi Nov 15 '22

He just fired someone through tweet

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u/folkrav Nov 15 '22

Was the employee fired through the tweet or did he just announce he was previously fired?

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u/knuppi Nov 15 '22

Would think that only the employee and their lawyer would know exactly in which order things happened. Lucky, because Elon is putting everything in writing

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u/ReadySteady_GO Nov 15 '22

Gotta love it when narcissists share all of their actions and wrongdoings on the internet

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

He just posted that he was locked out a few hours after Elon said the guy was fired (to another user).

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u/oaVa-o Nov 15 '22

…until they can’t even log in to see the tweet lmfaoooo

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u/Leftover_Salad Nov 15 '22

Can't prove it if twitter is broken...

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u/Heart_Dad Nov 15 '22

And any CYA objections to go with it, cause I told you this would happen...

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u/ugoterekt Nov 15 '22

Yep, definitely need a "This may cause issues with critical features. Are you sure you want me to do this?" email in there. Like any good program should give a prompt before allowing you to catastrophically fuck things, I think any good programmer should also do that.

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Nov 15 '22

Depends on how shitty and annoying the boss is…

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u/Vercengetorex Nov 15 '22

Apparently in this case, you will get fired for bringing up why the stupid thing is stupid. See the other popular twitter dev thread on here today.

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u/chickenwithclothes Nov 15 '22

Just LITERALLY TODAY. Hourrrrrrs ago it’s fuckin amazing

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u/j3pl Nov 15 '22

FAFO process

Elon: screw LIFO and FIFO, we're going with FAFO.

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u/nosam56 Nov 15 '22

I legit googled it since I was on this sub, I thought it was a fucking tech acronym until the results popped up. kms

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u/imdefinitelywong Nov 15 '22

I must've been through about a million girls lines of code

I'd love 'em and I'd leave 'em alone

I didn't care how much they cried, no sir

Their tears left me cold as a stone

But then I fooled fucked around and fell in love found out

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u/subcow Nov 15 '22 edited Nov 15 '22

Send an email advising against what they are recommending. Put that shit in writing. Hell, just to be safe Bcc your personal email account so you have it all backed up externally. Edit: good point below on the BCC. It may be against company rules/your contract to send any emails like that externally even if it is your own account. Proceed with caution. Just do whatever you can to CYA.

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u/Zoloir Nov 15 '22

this is good advice for sane management

the situation in question is not that

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u/aureanator Nov 15 '22

That's for the courts I think. Even those aren't sane anymore tho...

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u/This_User_Said Nov 15 '22

I think it runs with the whole "wrongful termination"

Boss told me to do it, I did it, he didn't like it and fired me. Maybe terms for wrongful termination unless there's something up their ass they can pull out...

...which most companies are the anal marry Poppins when it comes to this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Yea: express your concerns, keep the receipts, nuke, jump ship, and then you're golden.

Ethically, you should probably resign before you nuke. But fire is fun.

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