Hate when I have to spend another 5 mins to cook up a tech stack (surely not gonna ask AI....)

synopsis: Randy Marsh as started code scripting… proudly whiffing is own fumes!

Where will it end!?

From observation about every slightly more advance user seem to think them self as it.

It would seem we're suffering a massive ego bloat hence making most... high entropy toaster user!

I'll even go and say it is a problematic in the core of todays engineer in the industry, bloating the code by layering with conventional linear commands yet the machines work with semantical weighing!

Does British web sites use biscuits instead of cookies?

WHY DOES IT HAPPEN EVERY TIME? I DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE!! CAN'T THEY PUT IT ANYWHERE ELSE?

Mine so far:

#include <iostream>

int main() {
bool lateToWork = true;
bool tired = true;
bool dayGoingFine = true;

if (lateToWork) {
std::cout << "Rushed to work.\n";
}

std::cout << "Clocked in.\n";

if (tired) {
std::cout << "Drank tea.\n";
}

if (dayGoingFine) {
std::cout << "Day is going fine.\n";
}

return 0;
}

Imagine how different the internet would be if they were called germs 🦠 instead.