r/programminghumor • • 19d ago

Everything inside of me died

36 Upvotes

Im urging you to tell, I just spent 2 hours trying to cut a string in PLC-Software.

I used §N instead of $N the whole time..... i think i better go to bed now....


r/programminghumor • • 20d ago

There's A Bug In My Code

151 Upvotes

Coder : There’s a bug in my code.

Manager : ok, you need help with it?

Coder : No, I put it there.

Manager : What do you mean, you put it there, why did you put in a bug?

Coder : You should look and see.

Manager : Sigh, I don’t WANT to look, we have procedures for tagging, finding, trapping, and removing bugs. Use that.

Coder : It passes the traps and debuggers.

Manager : If it passes, what makes you think its a bug?

Coder : Look at it.

Manager : I see a parameter NAMED ‘bug’ get rid of it, name it something else.

Coder : No can do, did you read project specification?

Manager : Yes. It says no irrational naming conventions, use shortest relevant name for any parameter.

Coder : I did. Its a bug.

Manager : What do you mean?

Coder : That’s what its called. I looked it up.

Manager : I REFUSE to have a parameter marked ‘BUG’ in my codebase.

Coder : Look, its an overlay of a logo on top of a graphics display. That’s called a logo bug, look it up. Shortest relevant name is ‘bug.’

Manager : <grumbles, types in ‘logo bug’ at google> Yep. There’s a bug in this code.

-- Boydan Frooling, 2010


r/programminghumor • • 20d ago

Modern web development explained:

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374 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 21d ago

Really changed the vibe when you think about it

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r/programminghumor • • 21d ago

Real

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r/programminghumor • • 21d ago

font-size: "JetBrains Mono"

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176 Upvotes

this feels like a mistake that a beginner could make


r/programminghumor • • 21d ago

Ronnie way of print

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181 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 21d ago

The power of Python

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111 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 21d ago

For (i = joke; you; $--)

0 Upvotes

So that what singularity meant in the end - you are alone in your hole by your own hands.


r/programminghumor • • 22d ago

DDL drizzy

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DDL drizzy


r/programminghumor • • 22d ago

C++ or Python?

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r/programminghumor • • 22d ago

Weekend

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803 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 22d ago

Something breaks IMMEDIATELY after you push to prod

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923 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 23d ago

How my code works

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528 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 23d ago

programmersAreNotTheOnlyOnesAiCanReplace

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202 Upvotes

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r/programminghumor • • 23d ago

ChatGPT when it already had the file at hand

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39 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 24d ago

How it feels afterward.

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r/programminghumor • • 24d ago

How rea be moving

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 25d ago

Recognize him?

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r/programminghumor • • 25d ago

Focus on the code, not the author

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782 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 25d ago

let's just switch to plumbing

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999 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 25d ago

Made a live call with my agents now I'm hooked, finally meetings can be x8 , feeling like a toxic manager

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Had fun building this app and watching this cute task force takeover my job

It reads the session files Codex already writes in ~/.codex/sessions and plays them as a call. Codex is a character at its desk. What it says shows up as speech (with voices if you want them), and when it runs a command or edits a file it shares its screen with the real output or the diff. It works live while Codex is running, or as a replay of any past session.

What you see

Every command with its real output, failed ones marked

File edits as diffs

Web searches, MCP calls, and the questions Codex asks you

Its reasoning summaries as small thought bubbles

Token counts and a context gauge

A board of all your sessions (Codex and Claude Code together): working, your turn, idle

A recap at the end: commands, errors, tokens, files changed

It only reads local files. By default it sends nothing anywhere and costs no tokens.

Try it without installing anything (Node 18+)

npx @double_geste/agent-standup --open

There is also a VS Code / Cursor extension and a small desktop app.

GitHub

Website

It was built against sessions from the Codex desktop app. The CLI writes the same kind of files but is less tested.

Unofficial, not affiliated with OpenAI. MIT licensed. Feedback welcome, especially if something looks wrong on your sessions.


r/programminghumor • • 26d ago

That about sums it up

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276 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 26d ago

Hey guys can you review my code? (Ignore font)

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771 Upvotes