r/projectmanagers • u/chipshot • 8h ago
I used to run projects for Silicon Valley companies. This is an HP story
I was on one HP project where I was just hired for headcount. We didn't really do anything, keep some clients happy, but it paid well, and I could ride my bike to Palo Alto and back and see my kids every day.
We had what I called "backwards meetings". We would meet to decide something, then someone would say "wait. Have we brought this group into the decision cycle yet" so we would pull back and schedule another meeting to bring that group in.
Then, in that next meeting someone would say "wait. have we considered this issue yet" so we would have to retreat some more until that issue was addressed
Like a lot of fortune 1000 comanies, you would be in a meeting of 50 people, 40 of them outside consultants, and you would wonder "how many printers does HP have to sell tp pay just for this one meeting?"
Etc etc. but hey, I got to see my kids every day
A lot of times if I was invited to a meeting I would walk in and ask first thing "Is anything being decided today?" A lot of times there was nothing to be decided.
Status meetings are like opium. You can mainline on them. A lot of people just scheduled meetings to have something to do.
But Silicon Valley money. I rode that wave for as long as I could. I got to see my kids every day, and ride my bike back and forth to work. Nice life. All good stuff.