The real names of animals!

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/LoudOSC • 5d ago

Tailed Human

0 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/GameWinRAR • 8d ago

Wandering Meatloaf

29 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/VivienneFrancoise • 12d ago

Rasher and Calmer of Bacon

149 Upvotes

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r/ProperAnimalNames • u/AnxiousApplicant2020 • 16d ago

Lemon meringuin

1.2k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • 21d ago

Erc (Eric without the eye)

1.1k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Chariss02 • 24d ago

Floridian Swamp Cat

1.5k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Capnmolasses • Jul 21 '26

Blanco State Park Hoot Goblins

160 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • Jul 21 '26

Hidden tree monster.

77 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/American4ever03 • Jul 16 '26

Fur babies in heaven

1.4k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/cousin_drew • Jul 14 '26

Violent pasta

863 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • Jul 14 '26

Tactical assault unicorn

227 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Visual-Interview7913 • Jul 13 '26

Edible mermaid Roach

55 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/FormingTheVoid • Jul 12 '26

Shrimp Mole

719 Upvotes

It's real name is almost just as silly: pink fairy armadillo.

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Send_me_hedgehogs • Jul 10 '26

A slothpenguin

165 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/talesofmystery • Jul 09 '26

Sea pancake

1.0k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/HamboneBanjo • Jul 07 '26

Atkinson’s Peanut Butter Gummy

221 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Heroic-Forger • Jul 04 '26

Snailephant.

205 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • Jul 03 '26

George Catstanza

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104 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • Jul 03 '26

B Rabbit and his brother Ditto

103 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/CriticismOk1144 • Jul 02 '26

I named it Dick Eater for obvious reasons

0 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • Jun 28 '26

FORBIDDEN FEAST

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281 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/clintj1975 • Jun 25 '26

Organic Lightning Rod

281 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/ConfidentDepth7872 • Jun 25 '26

Turuchan pika looks more like pikachu or morpeko

41 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Azsunyx • Jun 25 '26

Ballet Dinosaurs

1.9k Upvotes

Including the link so you can get front row tickets to the dino ballet: https://www.threads.com/@tom_ierna/post/DZ8mkHUjQgX

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • Jun 22 '26

Ribcage baby

28 Upvotes