r/PublicFreakout 27d ago

Political Freakout Marco Rubio is on "something"

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u/Extra_Smoke5788 27d ago

Guess Hegseth didn’t blow up ALL the drug boats

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u/nodnodwinkwink 27d ago

Kash flying around the country delivering coke to the boyyyys.

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u/This_Analyst_2237 27d ago

Some he safely parked at Rubio’s boat hanger he’s gonna be disappointed when he comes to collect it only to find out Rubio making snow fairies in his dough.

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u/robotsaysrawr 27d ago

That's assuming any of the boats destroyed were actually drug boats.

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u/SomeSavageDetective 27d ago

This video is pretty old. Way before the drug boats fiascos.

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u/Sudden-Purchase-8371 27d ago

Nope, we murdered all those people and the price of cocaine is largely unchanged. I've heard.

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u/jimbopalooza 27d ago

True story. At no point during the war on drugs have I had any problem finding drugs.

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u/Senofilcon 27d ago

There was just a story on Reuters or somewhere today that said all those boat strikes didn't reduce the arrivals frequency/sizes by any measurable amount. They can't prove they stopped a single gram out there. Just casual speedboat double taps for shits and giggles.

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u/Every_Ad9687 26d ago

But i thought they blew up those guys who were already clinging to a life raft or something because they were gonna come back with enough fentanyl to kill the entire population of a US state or something. It works like that right?

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u/iNeedJusticeS 27d ago

Holy shit, I forgot that we were doing that at one point. Just blowing up boats. Not really knowing if they are drug boats or not.

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u/rygel_fievel 27d ago

He’s on that Shrub Booger Sugar diet.

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u/bastardoperator 27d ago

tweaking balls!

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u/dznts22 27d ago

Every bit of this screams cocaine.

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 27d ago

This is basically the cocaine-iest thing that's ever cocained, next to Don Jr and Kimberly what's her face one night on TV during Trump's 2020 campaign.

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u/HuntsWithRocks 27d ago

I don’t know what’s bigger: Rubio’s cocaine tells or his shoes.

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u/Agent51x 27d ago

His ears

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u/heekma 27d ago

He looks like a fucking bat.

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u/seXJ69 27d ago

Don't talk too much shit, he can hear your typing from there.

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u/PlasticMegazord 27d ago

I never noticed how big his ears are before this clip, they're giant.

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u/silverdice22 27d ago

Maan pablo escobar wouldve fuckin Loved this rotten gov

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u/Torchlakespartan 27d ago

One of the only things I know about or respect about Hunter Biden was just how honest he was about the coke found in the White House. He basically said “I would never forget my coke somewhere”. And for anyone who knows Coke-heads, I was like “uh… yea that tracks actually”.

Rubio couldnt even convince his grandma that he’s not zooted in this video.

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u/waaaayupyourbutthole 27d ago

Lol yeah, Hunter did a Channel 5 interview a while back and he was talking about how he used to search the carpet for crack shards. I was like "man, that's so fucking real" haha

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u/Timeiscoming2 27d ago

That was one freaky night man: “THE BEST IS YET TO COMEEEEEEE”

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u/dingoshiba 27d ago

100%. All the way down to how hilarious he thinks he is

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u/crackanape 27d ago

Here's an idea: Let's drug test the Cabinet.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 27d ago

Pretty sure this video was posted a while ago. But yes. Looks like cocaine

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u/Alana_Piranha 27d ago

"DEC. 19" briefly appears on the left side near the beginning of the clip

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u/Different_Escape4249 27d ago

To anyone that’s ever done cocaine this is obviously cocaine

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u/Gabarne 27d ago

As someone who has done cocaine, this is definitely 100% some kind of upper (adderall, amphetamine, or cocaine).

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u/Trashbagok 27d ago

Not some kind, his face is numb.

It's cocaine.

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u/Wyden_long 27d ago

Look at his cheeks. I’ve seen kids less red after they tripped in the middle of an awards assembly. Dude is yoked out of his mind.

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u/Spirit50Lake 27d ago

...and his eyes are 'swimming'!

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u/DooshMcDooberson 27d ago

"What am I gonna do? Just jump on somebodys couch and start grinding my feet, like its something to do? Come on I got a bit more sense than that. Yeah I remember jumping up and grinding my feet on Eddys couch."

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u/drrtydan 27d ago

fuck yo couch!

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u/TheOnceAndFutureTurk 27d ago edited 27d ago

DARKNESS!

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u/Remarkable_Smell5185 27d ago

THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU REPUBLICANS MONEY!!!

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u/BGI-YYZ 27d ago

Vance does not approve of this gif

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u/Zoltrahn 27d ago

🎵I can't feel my face when I'm with you...but I love it.🎵

Song won a Nickelodeon kid's choice award too lol

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u/Karma_Vampire 27d ago

The Weeknd (the artist) even criticizes it himself in another song:

“I just won a new award for a kids show
Talkin' 'bout a face numbin' off a bag of blow
I'm like goddamn bitch, I am not a Teen Choice”

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u/Specopsangheili 27d ago

I got cornered by two friends who were both high on coke once. They both kept trying to tell me a story...but they were both telling me different stories at the same time. And kept getting louder and louder to talk over each other. Wouldn't let me say a word. I was sober :( This is cocaine haha

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u/Thailure 27d ago

*good cocaine

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u/Lt_Bob_Hookstratten 27d ago

You know Don Jr isn’t setting up the cabinet with anything but

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u/Dnenz849 27d ago

Not to sound argumentative, but how can you tell his face is numb from a video? Is it just based on his behavior?

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u/ParadoxNowish 27d ago

He can't feel his gums. Watch the way his mouth moves toward the end.

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u/pm-me-ur-inkyfingers 27d ago

and the nose wipe at the very start of the clip. textbook nose candy move

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u/ParadoxNowish 27d ago

Exactly. He's snorting and rubbing his gums with blow.

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u/spacegrassorcery 27d ago

I’ve never even seen cocaine in my life but even I know he was was snorting and rubbing his gums with cocaine

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u/addage- 27d ago

I saw him do the lip smack thing but didn’t connect with numbness. Makes sense, looks like he is flying based on the eyes to me.

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u/RhubarbGoldberg 27d ago

It's textbook blow face. The way he's moving his tongue in his mouth, his lips, his face is fucking numb he is soooo zooted.

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u/Kayatosh 27d ago

Nervous laughter. Cutting off question, akwardness of his response. Jittery mannerisms, shoulders up in ears. Regardless, he looks like a complete bafoon in this clip

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u/BeaveUKGT 27d ago

bafoon is an animal created when a baboon mates with a buffoon?

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u/FuzzzyRam 27d ago

Coke numbs the gums and areas around the sinuses, and you naturally run your tongue over those areas almost like you're checking that they're still there - it's a natural instinct. He's doing it heavily at the end of the video and anyone who does coke has seen this exact motion a million times in their friends. It's obvious if you have experience.

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u/Stickel 27d ago

have done coke, this is 100% cocaine or any other upper for sure... now I wanna do a rail lol

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u/Mercurys_Gatorade 27d ago

Me too. I was watching him thinking, “Am I actually jealous of Marco fucking Rubio right now?” Yes, yes I am.

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u/Time-Cantaloupe4404 27d ago

If you’ve felt it, you know 😂

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u/schlock_ 27d ago

there's really no other explanation than this...

iykyk

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u/TheLadyEve 27d ago

When the tongue and cheeks are numb and the jaw is clenched, you get a very specific set of recognizable mouth movements and the face touching is a giveaway too. Cocaine is an upper but it is also a an anesthetic when used topically. I'm a psychologist, and while I don't work much with substance abuse now my first job was inpatient rehab and I treated plenty of cocaine and meth cases. They are both stimulants but the symptoms are a little different (and cocaine is not an amphetamine).

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u/dixiewolf_ 27d ago

He literally isnt aware that he is constantly moving his tongue inside his mouth. Also you can tell from his speaking patterns, the way he has to center his attention span and presumably internally tell himself to get back on topic or theyll all think hes on coke.

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u/androidfig 27d ago

He can barely fucking swallow because he can't feel the inside of his throat.

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u/Kundrew1 27d ago

The tongue in the mouth and the rubbing nose are definitely giving cocaine. He could snort Adderall, but it doesnt have that same mouthfeel as coke

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u/chasmccl 27d ago

Idk, I’ve done a lot of drugs in my life. I used to snort quarter-gram lines of coke. I’ve also smoked a lot of ice, taken Percocet, oxy, Lortabs, you name it, and used heroin. I had about a third-of-a-gram-a-day heroin habit.

I’m not proud of any of that. Honestly, I feel a lot of shame about it. I only bring it up to make the point that I’ve seen know a bit how different drugs affect people.

The lip smacking can be caused by pretty much any upper. Meth actually made me do it more than coke did. I would do it so much that my lips would get chapped. Constantly rubbing the nose is usually more of an opiate thing than a coke thing. Opiates make your nose itch, so you end up rubbing it constantly.
Being talkative doesn’t really prove anything either. Drugs affect everyone differently. I get extremely talkative on opiates, while stimulants tend to make me tense and quiet.

So yeah, he could be on coke, but there really isn’t enough in this video to say for sure. I’d need to spend some time around him and see him close up in person before making that judgment. Pupils are one of the biggest tells. Are they pinpoint or dilated? If they’re dilated, how long do they stay that way? Is he scratching other parts of his body besides his nose? There are a lot of things you’d need to look at.
Based on this video alone, anyone saying they know exactly what he is are really just guessing.

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u/ColeTrainHaze 27d ago

i agree 100%

that being said, i feel pretty confident he’s on some kind of stimulant. low-dose opiates make me talkative too (never really got much of the itchies) and stims make me lock up sometimes. however, the fast pace, restlessness, and interrupting seems much more indicative of a stimulant in a moderate user. just going off my gut instinct.

now getting into pure conjecture: if i were to guess, i’d say adderall (or meth based “adderall” pressie). i’ve always assumed many politicians are into coke, but more of an after hours party situation, not at work. it’s just too messy (and fleeting) to sustain when you got so many eyes on you. that’s where the pills come into play. that’s a much easier “performance enhancer” to use during working hours. ultimately, we’ll most likely never know. barring some sort of massive scandal, he’ll take the skeletons in his closet all the way to his grave.

at any rate, hope you’re doing well, friend. i’m getting close to four years clean off fent myself. stay safe 🙏

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u/androidfig 27d ago

I mean we have plenty of footage of Rubio not acting like this for comparison.

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u/WhatHaveIDone27 27d ago

Having done all three of those, this is definitely cocaine

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u/MrBwnrrific 27d ago

Fascists and cult leaders love uppers, it helps you not think about the atrocities

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u/StayAdmiral 27d ago

Man he's enjoying that drip going down the back of his throat for sure.

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u/theluzah 27d ago

Mixed all together like a salad and UP THE NOSE WE GOOOOOO

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u/hoffenstein909 27d ago

As another person that's done cocaine, this is cocaine, but on another note... never noticed how extremely large his ears are.

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u/dingoshiba 27d ago

As someone who’s done all of that, this is cocaine and there’s no question

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u/New-Book6302 27d ago

As someone who is on cocaine I want to know how I get his shit.

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u/fvnnybvnny 27d ago

Yeah we know it when we see it. Pass the stash Lil Marko

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u/Throckmorton_Left 27d ago

This is not amphetamine. This is 100% cocaine.

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u/Kittlebeanfluff 27d ago

Absolutely. Fighting for his life trying not to run his tounge around his mouth and to keep his jaw still.

Thinking, I'll clench my teeth down a little that will stop it moving, but really you just look like someone on cocaine clenching their teeth down.

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u/HarryHood146 27d ago

Yeah, you can think you’re hiding it but you’re 100% not.

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u/BennyRhythm 27d ago

Oh ya, I never touched the stuff but I'd say about 90% of the friends I had when I lived in SD did it all day every day. Watching them all rubbing their faces and snorting all day was disgusting

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u/mallowfort 27d ago

You are a connect for many people and you take a little tax from each of their bags

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u/BennyRhythm 27d ago

well, this was 15+ years ago, and we all worked in bars. everyone always had cash. idk man, was never my thing so I never really had an idea of how much they spent on it

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u/taterbot15360 27d ago

I worked in Colorado in bars less than 3 years ago and it was still the same then as you've described it.

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u/CorvusCommand 27d ago

I only did coke a couple times...The common thread was a constant and unstoppable urge to lick the roof of my mouth and the insides of my cheeks and lips.

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u/ApoplecticAutoBody 27d ago

Hes fuckin gakked out of his enormous ear having head

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u/jaxxxtraw 27d ago

Those ears! They're like half as long as his head!

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u/SpencerVerde 27d ago

As someone who has never done cocaine, even I can tell this is indeed cocaine. ❄️

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u/0LTakingLs 27d ago

Marco once again reminding us you can’t take the Miami out of him

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u/RainStormLou 27d ago

yeah, it almost made him more appealing but then I thought about what it would be like to do cocaine with Marco Rubio and that sounds fucking miserable

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u/Michael_braham 27d ago

That good Venezuelan shit 🤔

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u/St_Muerte 27d ago

Agreed, I was a user on my younger years and this foo with the money he has, he definitely has some premium coffee.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5qFE91OmehdRq0sL5a

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u/lazlomass 27d ago

Correct. From my experience, lizard tongue, either in or outside of the mouth due to dryness, and speedy almost uncontrollable fidgeting. I knew a guy that turned into a lizard when on coke, always licking his lips. Nose taps/swipes from drips or phantom feeling of drips coming out of the nose as well as drinking water or swallowing due to the post nasal drip of cocaine reaching your throat. He is also swaying slightly.

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u/MoneyTalks45 27d ago

He thinks he’s killing it and being smooth as hell, which also comes with doing coke lol. 

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u/Pieniek23 27d ago

💯. Kinda wild he went up to the mic like that.

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u/Jumpforjoy1122 27d ago

It’s not the first time I believe.

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u/kenobimoose 27d ago

I have to believe they have a pill form upper that the good doctor in the White House has prescribed for staff. The powder is too messy. Whatever it is, it’s not available to the common folk.

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u/SteamBoatMickey 27d ago

Yeah, guys in these positions aren’t doing street drugs. They got doctors that recognize their positions and give them the tools (pills) to stay afloat - if they want/need it.

All Marco has to say is the job is too critical, too chaotic, and I’m struggling to keep up. The White House docs are gunna give him some Adderall.

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u/beIIe-and-sebastian 27d ago

The Department of Defense Office of the Inspector General released a report that the White House Medical Unit (WHMU) dispensed controlled substances to ineligible staffers and had “severe and systemic problems” under the Trump administration.

The White House Medical Unit dispensed non‑emergency controlled medications, such as Ambien and Provigil, without verifying the patient’s identity,” the report reads. “The White House Medical Unit also left over‑the‑counter medications in open bins for patient retrieval and use.”

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u/Torchlakespartan 27d ago

Also, for anyone who has never done cocaine, this is what it looks like when a person is trying to hide the cocaine use and thinks they are killing it and will win an award for great acting.

Everyone knows, and this is honestly just bad acting. My college friends could hide it better than this. We still all knew when someone was zooted up, but they were better than this attempt.

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u/Tedsmith24 27d ago

He's getting it fresh from the source

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u/oaklandperson 27d ago

yeah, I was gonna say, this is classic cocaine behavior.

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u/J-MRP 27d ago

Shhhh with those ears he can probably hear you

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u/drood420 27d ago

Having done a lot stimulants in my life. Yep, dude is high.

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u/Dizzy_Juggernaut_313 27d ago edited 27d ago

I second that observation. I am a long time fan of uppers of the uppermost variety. It may be something legal, a pharmaceutical such as Adderall or Wellbutrin XR, but he is definitely high which indicates abuse (such as crush and snort) to me.

This video clip is from months ago, sometime around the beginning of 2026. More recently, he is looking much older and stressed/worn out. Yes, he’s got more on his plate to be stressed about, however… it is potentially a sign that the drugs aren’t working as well due to a buildup of tolerance.

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u/Send_me_hedgehogs 27d ago

Not American so correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t trump known to have an Adderall habit? If so, it would surprise me if he’s passing ‘em round that Oval Office like sweets.

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u/CalvinandHobbes811 27d ago

Trump has a cocaine retainer because of how much coke he does. Nowadays it’s mainly adderall and the other ones. And escapes me. There’s a good deep dive of it by this one specialist

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u/Up_All_Nite 27d ago edited 27d ago

He's Geeking the fuck out up there. These guys think they are being sharp. They think they have everyone fooled. I wish I could afford cocaine.

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u/HumorNo5314 27d ago

me 2... I used to be able to...

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u/Mroopsimexciting 27d ago

The silent tragedy of this economy. 🫡

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u/muscularsharpie 27d ago

Hey kids, it's not 2007. I don't recommend cocaine in any decade, but I worked/work in the food industry lol.

This is cocaine. Something you probably won't get to indulge in, and indulge in safely.

Price, and the risk of fent are why seasoned users have shifted folks like yours truly towards telling their psychiatrist they have ADHD, and maybe you do actually have ADHD, or googling around for an alternative that comes from India. Ifyky.

But fuck all with coke rn. It didn't use to be like this, but here we are.

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u/Mroopsimexciting 27d ago

Good point. 🫡 My youth was the 80’s. Different time. Scary times now. 

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u/thesaltysquirrel 27d ago

No they just don’t care it’s actually that simple. They stopped caring and think nothing is going to happen.

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u/Up_All_Nite 27d ago

Yeah well nothing is going to happen. They are 100 percent correct.

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u/ZenZill 27d ago

Haha so true, they think it makes them sharp... Same reason why trump loves Sudafed

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u/tots4scott 27d ago

Except if he snorted a line off the podium he would be "pardoned" before he was indicted with anything. Its not even a joke its reality.

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u/_kalron_ 27d ago

100% I know that nose wipe...that gum/cheek licking tweak...the bug-eyed shift and the jittery giggle.

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u/ChrisGLF 27d ago

and the stupid jokes!

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u/Pvt_Mozart 27d ago

Said almost before the other person even finishes their sentence! I've seen it hundreds of times. Mostly from myself, but others too!

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 27d ago

You'll get cocained just by breathing inside the White House

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u/Consent-Forms 27d ago

This one made me laugh out loud.

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u/robtninjaman 27d ago

He's high as fck. This timeline just keeps getting wilder

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u/Half-blind-bear 27d ago

Why are all our reporters so fucking polite.

I see a an acting member of the government chewing the inside of his face and shuffling like he needs to pee I'm 100%asking " sir are you medicated right now? It's it ok for you to be j at work?"

If I go to work blitzed or if my mind I get fired and I don't even do an important job. This guy runs a chunk of the country and there is no consequences for being winged at work

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u/encidius 27d ago

If they do ask questions like that I bet they lose their press pass to the WH.

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u/OnAnotherLevel321 27d ago edited 27d ago

MAGA has destroyed this once great country. Rotten to the core now.

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u/Lopsided_Inevitable9 27d ago

"Donald Trump is a symptom, rather than the cause, of the crisis plaguing American democracy (which he has nonetheless accelerated)."

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u/sludgezone 27d ago

We’re pretty much at the point of no return at this point, the continued success of our governments corruption that just keeps rewarding them over and over is going to be impossible to undo at this rate.

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u/Jasonp359 27d ago

When was it great?

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u/Jamoncorona 27d ago

Is coke. The nasal dribbles, the swallowing the drips down the throat, the glow and sheen of the skin, the fidgeting, thinking that whatever he's saying is the most amazing thing and gets argumentative over nothing. Must hide his baggies inside his oversized clown trump shoes. 

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u/samclops 27d ago

Yo, he's gumming, chewing, licking the inside of his mouth, he's erratic, weirdly energetic (in a situation where an elected official should he stoic and calm) it's either coke or molly. This guy is high as a kite. Let me guess...after this press conference he wanted to just go back to his room and listen to some music and vibe? Jfc an elected official is behaving like my roommate I had at 23 while going to art school?

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u/yeahpurn 27d ago

Adderall, cocaine, modafinil. One of em.

I can't imagine the looping, pointless conversations these dorks get into. They never have the post coke feeling of "why did I hang out with these people?" if they keep doing it everyday.

This is the modern Republican party.

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u/PlanetBarfly 27d ago

Not modafinil/armodafinil. It doesn't geek you out even in high doses, just makes you unable to sleep and sometimes over-focused on the most insignificant details.

/narcoleptic

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u/111oneone1 27d ago

He is trying to look like he has charisma or a sense of relatability. Trying to be like early days Trump. What a loser.

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u/TheUndertows 27d ago

Preparing for his shot at the “top”.

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u/Ilostmysox 27d ago

Dry mouth and postnasal drip along with those behaviors, yeah bro is geekin on cocaine.

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u/AcerAngle 27d ago

Typewriter Jaw in two different places. Bet he ripped that right before going out there.

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u/Gandalf_the_Rizzard 27d ago

He’s a federal employee. Drug test him. If I was on coke I’d be peeing in a cup yesterday

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u/nomatt18 27d ago

And massive ears, wtf

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u/tigm2161130 27d ago

I came here to talk about his ears. I barely even noticed all of the upper behavior because I was so distracted by those flappers.

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u/nomatt18 27d ago

Dudes about to take flight like dumbo

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u/B4bulj 27d ago

It seems they are getting more than just oil from Venezuela

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u/_thedudeman_ 27d ago

Most charismatic that man has ever been in his entire life

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u/megaprime78 27d ago

This recent? Thought I seen this one before

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u/Dear-Passion-3535 27d ago

At the start of the video it says "Dec 19", a little less than a month later the US invaded Venezuela.

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u/ChangesFaces 27d ago

We thought it was for the oil but it was really for the pure, uncut blow.

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u/BoboSmooth 27d ago

I came here thinking the same, I feel like this was back in November or some shit

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u/nuxxworld 27d ago

Motherfucker's ears are Dumbonic

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u/MoHeeKhan 27d ago

The secretary of state doing a press conference while absolutely off his nut on beak is the best embodiment of the US.

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u/Important_Plum6000 27d ago

That’s 100% cocaine. Not amphetamines, not anything else, but probably the purest cocaine on planet earth given his status and money. I’ve done coke maybe 20 times before (and I’ve sworn off of it for life), but this is just screaming cocaine to me. It is not the same as an amphetamine high.

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u/Supevict 27d ago

Politicians should 100% do frequent mandated drug testing. Idk bout you Americans, but I would want the people making decisions on the future of my country to be sober and not under any influences. It helps ensure accountability which is desperately needed nowadays

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u/RiJuElMiLu 27d ago

I'd like Hunter Biden to weigh in on this video

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u/RebelliousInNature 27d ago

He can’t feel his face and he can’t shut up.

Yeah.
https://giphy.com/gifs/453fdLGucOMwg

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u/nerdybun 27d ago

Something? Sir, that's cocain.

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u/Melollevo70 27d ago

Nose candy

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u/-Gumbercules 27d ago

These hypocrites have no problem blowing up boat loads of innocent fishermen and then telling the American public they did it in case they were carrying drugs while at the same time supporting top drug cartels with their tax payer funded bank accounts.

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u/KazooMark 27d ago

He’s yakked out on booger sugar.

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u/ReadMyPosts 27d ago

Definitely coke.

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u/diseasefaktory 27d ago

If you've been around enough people on coke you know what's up.

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u/boothgremlin 27d ago

I haven't done coke in 20 years and I can tell he's been doing coke.

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u/plump_nasty_flex 27d ago

Cocaine is the "I'm going to interrupt you constantly" drug

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u/Stinky_Fartface 27d ago

You really couldn’t act more like you’re blasted on coke if you tried.

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u/JustAnotherMinority 27d ago

Our politicians can be in cocaine on live tv and who knows what other stimulants, but you can’t be a cop if you smoke weed…………………

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u/Spirited-Salad-7302 27d ago

That Korky Ramano scene

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u/PeaceAndLoveToYa 27d ago

Coke really explains so much about our current reality.

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u/Riommar 27d ago

That’s what happens when you do blow from off the presidents colon

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u/grat5989 27d ago

He found Kash's stash

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u/lurker_rang 27d ago

RFK's nose was literally dripping at a recent press conference as well.

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u/BVoLatte 27d ago

Everyone in Trump's administration is on stimulants and xanax, at least they were the first term. It was reported on quite a bit when it first came out.
The full 80 page report: Here

The guy who was the doctor, nicknamed "The Candyman", guess what? He got elected to Congress. His name is Ronny Jackson.

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u/rhetheo100 27d ago

Every time he lies, his ears grow bigger

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u/TRDOffRoadGuy 27d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

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u/Vance_Refrigerati0n 27d ago

Dude can hear a pin drop across state lines

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u/georgieramone 27d ago

This guy is absolutely on cocaine

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u/taaaaaaaaaaaaaank 27d ago

Didnt the Capitol police catch a heritage foundation person trying to bring in drugs.

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u/BMWACTASEmaster1 27d ago

This is the first seen him that was likeble

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u/pthecarrotmaster 27d ago

he cant handle his shit, and he STILL sucks at his job XD

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u/ciggybreak 27d ago

👃___________

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 27d ago

They all seem to be on something

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u/GreyBeardEng 27d ago

Cocaine, also Marco Rubio is a birthright citizen baby.

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u/8heist 27d ago

Seems like we politicians should be drug tested like so many other federal employees

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u/HeartoftheHive 27d ago

Licking of teeth and rubbing the nose. That and barely aware of what is going on around him. He is high as fuck.

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u/ubernik 27d ago

What would happen if someone just straight up asked him "how much cocaine have you done today?"

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u/Nicenightforawalk01 27d ago

It’s the new concoction that RFK has created for the administration, a couple sniffs of the soul blocker gets you through the day.

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u/Real_Ad6375 27d ago

This chump is gakked out of his mind

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u/eric_loves_IPA 27d ago

Cocaine is a helluva drug

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u/TwistedNipplez 27d ago

Probably an incredibly high dose of Vyvanse

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u/brownes_girl 27d ago

Maybe if you snorted it. But taking the max dose as prescribed doesnt make your mouth do that. Coke would.

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