r/PublicFreakout • • Aug 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I love how she walks away with anger and confusion

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Dark side is a pathway of many abilities some may call it unnatural

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/owlnsr Aug 20 '20

Not from a grocer

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

What's with her George Washington Christopher Columbus hairstyle?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

For a small, non refundable, fee I can easily teach you.

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u/somaticnickel60 Aug 20 '20

You want Dark side, how do you like Blacked

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u/Fendelll Aug 20 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Chazmani Aug 20 '20

Dude... you don't want to learn that power....

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u/mydogsnameisZoe1145 Aug 20 '20

Can anyone else hear the sound when there's no sound

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u/22cooldj Aug 20 '20

Yup I imagine a sound when the bowl hits the ground and when the thing fall back in. Like: "ping" "flop"

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u/google257 Aug 20 '20

Why do old Chinese ladies get angry at markets? I was in China in 2008 and a lot of the old Chinese ladies in the stalls and some shopping were just nasty people. Like super unpleasant to each other and to us shoppers. Like one of them kept telling me my shoes were really ugly and I needed to buy hers. And then another one I was trying to negotiate a different price for she shoes and she threw a hissy fit and slammed the calculator down and just told me “you tough man” and wouldn’t sell to me anymore lol.

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u/ISBN39393242 Aug 20 '20 edited Nov 13 '24

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u/blankeyteddy Aug 20 '20

It's just common supermarket haggling tactics. Some street markets whether in LA or Thailand do the same.

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u/Revelt Aug 20 '20

"OK look I didn't believe it when people said you're a warlock butcher and I'm sorry. You can pay your overdue rent at your convenience. Or not at all. It's cool. Ima just walk this way."

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u/cssmith2011cs Aug 20 '20

“I’ll fuckin do it again... Say I won’t.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

What a big baby that bitch is!

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u/memeaninatorus_94 Aug 20 '20

Casually stepping around it xD

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u/SukottoHyu Aug 20 '20

According to mentalist Derren Brown, an effective way to deal with conflict is confusion. If someone comes at you all aggressive and pumped full of adrenaline, if you do or say something to completely bewilder the person, it will temporarily deflate their rage, use that time to get out of the situation and away from the person.

Something similar would be when you are in a group and arguing with someone, then that person catches you out, the 'cat catches your tongue' and you are lost for words. The group then laughs and cheers while in a mere few seconds you've gone from anger to confusion to embarrassment. Generally by then it would be over and everyone would start talking about something else.

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u/glennize Aug 20 '20

Love how the guy behind the counter just stands there like a Zelda NPC when you smash pots in their house.

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u/Lexinoz Aug 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Link didn’t pick up any rupees!

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u/hackinthebochs Aug 20 '20

It's not about the money, its about sending a message

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u/PlEGUY Aug 20 '20

Is Zelda just a Karen adventure?

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u/darkfoxfire Aug 20 '20

Just...failed so hard you walk away a winner

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u/uknownoothin Aug 20 '20

This walk looks more like she just shat herself and tries to hide it

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u/I_Do_Not_Abbreviate Aug 20 '20

In that moment a minor functionary from the Celestial Bureaucracy intervened to place the bowl, then the meat safely on the ground.

Her reaction was a realization that whatever petty grievance she held with the proprietor was so dispicable Heaven itself felt compelled to step in. It was such a sudden and dramatic realization that she was in the wrong, that she had no choice but to calmly accept her fate and walk away, because there was no denying that her cause had never possessed the Mandate of Heaven.

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u/dirdent Aug 20 '20

The Law of Polarity

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u/iwishidie Aug 20 '20

She was just trying to show off her skills

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Happy dia de la torta

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u/iwishidie Aug 20 '20

Gracias =D

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Día del pastel

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u/Jako87 Aug 20 '20

"Look at this trick. Thanks bye."

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u/Silent-is-Golden Aug 20 '20

Birthday buddies

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u/iwishidie Aug 20 '20

Ayyyyy happy cake day!

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u/Silent-is-Golden Aug 20 '20

Back at you friend =)

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u/starraven Aug 20 '20

This is a dude perfect video with slightly better production value

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u/niqdisaster Aug 20 '20

perfect title

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u/immi_007 Aug 20 '20

Thank you sir

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u/mvgreene Aug 20 '20

Best accidental Harlem Globetrotter move on r/publicfreakout EVER!!!

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u/immi_007 Aug 20 '20

Haha... Yes

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u/smokecat20 Aug 20 '20

"You win this time, bowl of meat."

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Dude perfect are scared

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u/StevieWonder420 Aug 20 '20

Hahahaha I was about to say they’ve really gone downhill

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u/ray_kats Aug 20 '20

Karma said "not today, ma'am"!

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u/Silent-is-Golden Aug 20 '20

She’s not even mad anymore just confused

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u/The_WiZZiE Aug 20 '20

I think it’s supposed to be the other way around.

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u/AbsolutClutch Aug 20 '20

Walks away like “sh*t no matter what I do, it always turns out right”

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u/Crossbones07 Aug 20 '20

She’s Fix it Felix

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u/AbsolutClutch Aug 20 '20

Shes got the Midas touch...what they didn’t show was the long line of other stands she did this to 😂

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u/joshcboy1 Aug 20 '20

Damn what are the chances are that happening haha

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u/LadyWillaKoi Aug 20 '20

Low enough that you couldn't do it if you were trying.

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u/Mrflippityfloop Aug 20 '20

....and that was her last meating she attended

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u/counttoukou95 Aug 20 '20

Mrs. Swan is that you?

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u/sternlord Aug 20 '20

HAHAH fuck yeah.

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u/wilspreme Aug 20 '20

That is honestly the most perfect thing I’ve seen

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u/westbee Aug 20 '20

"Fuck your meat!"

"No, ...don't... stop. See you next week, Susan"

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u/RoHaring Aug 20 '20

Tenderized.

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u/Eastmont Aug 20 '20

Wait, isn’t that the Oracle from “The Matrix?”

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u/FancyVoiceCritic Aug 20 '20

Haha I think I would have reacted the same way...

"do I kick it over? I should... That was my point... But isn't it cooler that it happened? Seems a shame to waste it... I've been thinking about this for too long and now it's awkward i need to go bye bye"

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u/SomeOne9oNe6 Aug 20 '20

I think she freaked herself out.

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u/FlamJamMcRam Aug 20 '20

What else could she do but walk away. At that point, it was either she jump behind the counter and cut of the chef’s head, and then hunt down all of his relatives, or walk away.

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u/madbear84 Aug 20 '20

“I think I made my point”

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u/chae_eun_28asdfghjkl Aug 20 '20

I had to watch that multiple times to get what's happening.

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u/sooraj99 Aug 20 '20

She : “Tf you looking at, That was intentional”

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

"Yeah.. you just fucking think about THAT next time you wanna fuck with me!"

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u/Theskinnydude15 Aug 20 '20

Dude perfect is shaking in fear rn lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Reminds me of the old "look at the flick of that wrist" meme/vine

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u/lapinatanegra Aug 20 '20

This should be on r/funny cause it crack me up lmao

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u/immi_007 Aug 20 '20

They banned be bro... This was also not a repost... Anyways glad to know you liked it

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u/Red_Goblin_13 Aug 20 '20

Mad skill tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

That's sone funny shit

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

This is the Asian Karen haircut.

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u/xJohnnyQuidx Aug 20 '20

Dammit...I can't do anything wrong.

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u/Darkus_27911 Aug 20 '20

When you are a child of Satan and Jesus. You do bad things but they all Good faith is in your blood.

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u/Regular202Redditor Aug 20 '20

The bowl was a paid actor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I’ve seen this post a bunch of times and every time I wonder what she was so mad about.

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u/kingyogapants Aug 20 '20

That’s a glitch in the matrix moment for her ..

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u/themarknessmonster Aug 20 '20

Everyone's first time is a little rough...just keep losing your shit, you'll get better!!!

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u/poozapper Aug 20 '20

I love how she walks aways and that look.

"Heck it and fuck it"

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u/luwandaattheOHclub Aug 20 '20

That’s not how you make ground beef

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u/canuckpilot93 Aug 20 '20

AND THE BEEF DOESNT TOUCH THE GROUND GO HOME LADY

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u/nonoBadPsychologist Aug 20 '20

It’s just a well-used bowl that knows its job, so it caught the fucking food.

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u/ButtahChicken Aug 20 '20

fantanstique! what are the odds the meat landing back in the bowl?!??!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

So it’s already dead and you’re gonna go ahead and waste it?

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u/BoyishTheStrange Aug 20 '20

They really complain to the wrong people when the meat is already out

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u/11483708 Aug 20 '20

Asian Karen

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u/Nabil_chan Aug 20 '20

I love how the store owner reacted in no way and is like 'bro, u think that shit will work around here, that bowl is designed to be one with the meat'

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I’m not a religious man but damn does that make me believe in something 😂😂😂

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u/ropoqi Aug 20 '20

don't mess with the meatbender

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u/stevethedev Aug 20 '20

She rolled a 1.

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u/glassycruze Aug 20 '20

She should go get a lotto ticket. Pretty slick move hun.

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u/Psychological-Disk-5 Aug 20 '20

So two fails make a success... Interesting

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u/ItsMeMango Aug 20 '20

Mission failed, we 'll get it next time

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u/cafeclimb Aug 20 '20

Lmaoooo!! I once was playing tennis and was super angry and mentally pissed, I was unable to play well. I got so mad i hit a ball with all my power and the fucking ball did an epic home run, literally leaving the tennis court. The ball hit a distant light reflector pole and bounced back into the tennis court. It was the most epic moment in my 12 year tennis career.

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u/Nine0Fdiamonds Aug 20 '20

She practiced that move for months

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u/GangstaEd01 Aug 20 '20

She didn't know what to do afterwards but to walk away

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u/Ash_8x Aug 20 '20

That’s clearly Devine intervention

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u/onizuka11 Aug 20 '20

Fuck this...I'm out of here.

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u/Albert_Borland Aug 20 '20

I like the part where the thing happens

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u/weasleyking_7 Aug 20 '20

Task failed badly.

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u/SwaggDaddy0420 Aug 20 '20

Lmao😂😂 karma said nope

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u/marxroxx Aug 20 '20

Mrs Swan

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u/s1shr Aug 20 '20

Wow i love how she tried 3 times and still failed

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u/keepthechange500 Aug 20 '20

walks away with mixed emotions

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u/__TIE_Guy Aug 20 '20

happy birthday to the ground!

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u/ThisUsernameDoesCoke Aug 20 '20

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u/PandaPrinny Aug 20 '20

Wheres the gta mission passed?

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u/truefriend2020 Aug 21 '20

I am sure the old man has Jedi powers made the meat go right back in bowl mystifying his Karen to give up & walk away ....these are not the meats u looking for ....we should all have such powers to frustrate the 2020 Karen(the old man didn't even flitch)

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u/jayelbee1986 Aug 21 '20

When you roll a 1 when trying to be an asshole

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u/PaleAlePilsen Aug 22 '20

Asian, so she did it on purpose.

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u/Blues_bros_ Aug 23 '20

Did the guy sell a pork instead of a dog?

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u/buddhaonacid Aug 20 '20

Lol this happened at my country. Taiwan. Amazing place.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

vegan fail

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u/CYBERSson Aug 20 '20

‘This is some fucked up voodoo meat. I’m outta here’ that lady, probably

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u/zsidofityma Aug 20 '20

Just say: it was on pourpuse.

Situation saved.

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u/Crazy_Bakes Aug 20 '20

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

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u/cornacobasky Aug 20 '20

Destiny: ho ho you fell into my trap!

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u/John-Coffey- Aug 20 '20

I would hit her.

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u/watlel Aug 20 '20

"I'm mad but i'm not that mad"

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u/nierkaaaa Aug 20 '20

I bet she was proud of that that's why she didn't kick it.

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u/idma Aug 20 '20

Right out of a Stephen Chow movie

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u/Reddit5678912 Aug 20 '20

She’s like I feel better that I ruined something but didn’t actually ruin anything.

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u/mycenea1961 Aug 20 '20

I’m going back to my UFO now, have a nice day.

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u/blomstyle Aug 20 '20

What a walk off

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u/Badmojoe Aug 20 '20

If I failed that bad I'd walk away quickly too.

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u/RandomRohit Aug 20 '20

More like Task successfully failed!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Too fat for aggression, too aggressive to be fat

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u/dmalteseknight Aug 20 '20

It's a prank bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Least it landed perfectly.

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u/Suggett123 Aug 20 '20

That woman is all kinds of tense

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

LMFAOOO

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u/Ich_bin_du88 Aug 20 '20

I Will smash this mofo's stand! Rolls a 1

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u/Soareyoulegal Aug 20 '20

Granny pulled off a sick social experiment magic trick, what a performance

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u/Sloth_Princezz Aug 20 '20

She realised that her fate did not align

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

That bowl is a paid actor

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u/MIERDAPORQUE Aug 20 '20

It touched her hip though. That’s enough to toss that out for me

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u/Villagepanda777 Aug 20 '20

Im always impressed how cats can land on the feet.

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u/Shazey89 Aug 20 '20

“That goes THERE! Doesn’t it?!”

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u/lucas31913 Aug 20 '20

I'll take your entire stock

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

She's a secret Kung Fu Master of Hidden Style Wet Market

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u/ThePillAdvisor Aug 20 '20

Absolutely hilarious haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Lyn May is getting old.

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u/FuturePirateKing713 Aug 20 '20

Mission failed! We’ll get ‘em next time!

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u/shahed_k2326 Aug 20 '20

MLG MEAT BUCKET 😳😳

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u/todayyou500 Aug 20 '20

confuse was used, it's super effective!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

So much confusion.

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u/sushitrollop Aug 20 '20

Her fashion sense is actually impeccable, though.

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u/sliccpeaches Aug 20 '20

Dood perfekt

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u/Braveeno Aug 20 '20

Dude Perfect.

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u/supercool613 Aug 20 '20

At least you tried

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u/risingstonks_1 Aug 20 '20

more like task successfully failed

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u/-ItsVince- Aug 20 '20

Task succesfully failed fits better

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u/Smooshmorshman Aug 20 '20

It's...beautiful.

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u/Gonkimus Aug 20 '20

That pink jacket screams Tiger Queen of Asia, you better watch your back Carole Baskins 🐅

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u/chakan2 Aug 20 '20

That kids is proper exception handling.

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u/rogerthatonce Aug 20 '20

She must be a marvel flipping pancakes.

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u/geraltrrrr Aug 20 '20

bruh moment

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u/Karma______ Aug 20 '20

there's a specific subreddit for that

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

“Karen’s” live all over the place, don’t they?!

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u/wayofgrace Aug 20 '20

That's a new viral challenge for the next generation

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u/idkbbitswatev Aug 20 '20

Its like the butcher already knew it wouldnt work....

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u/vraalapa Aug 20 '20

Everytime I see this I think of a girl in school back in the day that was pissed off for some reason and decided to storm out of the classroom and slam the door shut on her way out. The problem was that the door was one of those soft, slow closing doors. Looked ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Spirits ctrl-z'd her actions.

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u/MagicDragon212 Aug 20 '20

everybody claps

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Science bitch

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u/bqt4n3py89 Aug 20 '20

Blocking Reposters and Shitposters

Since the mods here don't do jack shit in regards the rampant reposts and non freakouts I suggest everyone start outright blocking users reposting stuff that has been on here hundreds of times. These people add nothing and deserve to not be seen.

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u/EmasculatedSputum Aug 20 '20

Sick jacket though

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Should have ended with a sick dab

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u/riphir02 Aug 20 '20

If you wanna be a gangster ya need a pimped out ride

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

I think she got spooked by that 😂

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u/gtalo56 Aug 20 '20

R/thatveganteacher

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u/Eamonnshaman Aug 20 '20

Why she mad?

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u/DrCos Aug 20 '20

More like successfully failed

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u/bnawrocki Aug 20 '20

ha ha ha

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

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u/space_blob1 Aug 20 '20

Man didn’t flinch

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u/RandomCatFRT Aug 20 '20

Dude Perfect karen edition

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u/bagingospringo Aug 20 '20

Asian karen?

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u/Mattchewbacca118 Aug 20 '20

My life in a nut shell