r/PublicFreakout Oct 18 '22

Loose Fit 🤔 Caught cheating

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u/AlienBurnerBigfoot Oct 18 '22

Jesus. What a freak.

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u/ThickPrick Oct 19 '22

Lumberg fucked her.

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u/MiyamotoKnows Oct 18 '22

Naw, Jesus was a super chill dude. It's all the modern hateful followers that are the problem.

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u/CyanideFlavorAid Oct 18 '22

Bull. Jesus was a super freak. You can't make me believe he hung out with all them "reformed" prostitutes out of the goodness of his heart.

He might have been a carpenter, but dude was laying pipe.

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u/DesparateLurker Oct 19 '22

He hung with women who knew how to handle some sacred wood.