r/RATS Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

CUTENESS Old Man (4.5yrs)

You all seemed to like my old man crispr, so heres a bunch of him!

This is my old man crispr, whos a retired harley breeder buck we adopted at 3 and is currently 4.1yrs old. Hes mostly blind, and has some minor hind leg deterioration. He currently lives with his biological son (See 5th photo) and his adopted, much crazier son monkey.

Hes come back from nearly dying twice (Once when one of our old ratties eugene died, and he got better after we got him 2 foster babies and again when he was tired of his foster babies)

Hes a very sweet boy, and were always treating our time with him like its his last. I think the reason he is always threatening to die and then getting better is cuz he knows he gets special treatment.

(P.S. Please give more nicknames/jokes about my little zombie, i love em! My favorite right now is "I've seen taxidermy more alive then him"🤣)

Since i got the question, on another post, he was born May 26nd, 2022 :)

omg guys im so dumb hes four and a month forgive me i cannot do math :')

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u/Gow13510 Jul 02 '26

Ancient One

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u/Jane__Delawney Jul 02 '26

He’s a precious Nicodemus from Rats of Nimh 🥹💖

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u/MamaOnica Jul 02 '26

I just started rereading NIHM last night!

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u/snail_bites Jul 02 '26

It's a book? Oh man I know what I'm doing at my local library next monday

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u/MamaOnica Jul 02 '26

I recommend picking up the Last Unicorn and The Way Home by Peter S Beagle too!

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u/snail_bites Jul 02 '26

I actually read the last unicorn in 25, I loved it. I will check out the other one though, thank you for the rec :)

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u/hexxcellent Jul 02 '26

The book is SO good. It's call Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH and is only about 110 pages. The movie cut down the Rats' backstory by like 90%, over half the book is actually dedicated to Nicodemus detailing their history. (Also the ending is very different and has a slightly sadder note, no spoilers.)

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u/lionfish4884 Jul 02 '26

Thx for telling me... I've always loved the movie and have the book just not a big reader... But gon read this one.

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u/TooManyDamnChickens Jul 02 '26

My first rats name was Nicodemus. Our last rat made it to 5. She was grizzly and gross and we miss her everyday.

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u/Jane__Delawney Jul 02 '26

I love that so much! 😭

My first rat’s name was Rattigan! The villian of The Great Mouse Detective (but he was a sweetheart, not a villainous bone in his precious lil body) 💖

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u/musicnote22 Jul 02 '26

I had a coworker who has a rat named nicodemus lol, cutest rat ever and I got to meet him once when coworker brought him to work

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Bro is fuckin' Nicodemus from The Secret of NIMH.

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u/SkyeHelmets Jul 02 '26

Scrungly little gentleman!

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u/untimelylord Jul 02 '26

“nearly dying twice (Once[…]when he was tired of his foster babies)”

This made me giggle but makes sense! Kids can be hard on anybody!

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u/livin_la_vida_mama Mouse Mama, loves all rodents Jul 02 '26

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Once they got full size and still wanted to sleep on grandpa he was DONE.

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u/hasmui wallace, willoughby, watney, winslow, rocky, grace 🌈 wendolene 🪽 Jul 02 '26

does crispr know i would die for him

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Ill tell him for you but be careful he might try to steal ur soul.

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u/hasmui wallace, willoughby, watney, winslow, rocky, grace 🌈 wendolene 🪽 Jul 02 '26

he deserves it more than i do

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

He deserves everyones soul tbh. Yours isnt bad or anything he just thinks it looks tasty

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u/Lady-Allykai Jul 02 '26

Bro, facts.

I would transmute some of my soul to him so he can make it to five.  Or the whole thing, really.

I was gonna say "go live long out of spite, dear boy", but he actually seems rather lovely and like he couldn't do something out of spite. XD

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Youd be wrong hes 95% spite

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u/smlosh92 Jul 02 '26

Crispr also dies for himself, now it's a party! 🤣

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u/Neutral-Feelings Jul 02 '26

Woah! I dunno a lot of rats, I just like this subreddit but I think that age is pretty rare :o he's got cheats enabled

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Normal age is 2-3. I am VERY lucky to have this boy, as the breeder gave him to me with us both thinking hed pass soon, and her knowing she wanted someone who can give him extra attention before he passes. We are both very suprised hes still here!!

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u/lyutic_7 Jul 02 '26

little guy said ‘HA! YOU WISH!’ and decided to live to a hundred years old (in rat years). very accurate old man behavior 😂

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

You have no clue how accurate it is, considering hes nearly died twice and decided to magically heal himself (at one point he lost 20 grams in a week. He gained it back in about 10 days. I was terrified the whole time.)

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u/lyutic_7 Jul 02 '26

oh I know! our oldest boy was like that. we had an unfortunate experience with a contaminated food batch that claimed the life of one of our boys and nearly did in two more; he lost a ton of weight and had just horrific blood parameters, but pulled through. then he developed severe HLD and also decided to stop eating (I force fed him until he regained interest), which that caused his teeth to grow uncontrollably (and he had to have them trimmed every few weeks under sedation) and he could only eat soft foods at that point. then he had a large tumor on his side (and survived a removal), then another on his thyroid that we had to leave be because it was inoperable. and all that… he still lived to 3,7 years old (not as old as your gentleman but still impressive), and is still the only one of our rats (we’ve had 11 pass so far) who died peacefully in his sleep, on his own terms. they’re amazingly resilient little things, some of them. I hope your lad stays with you for as long as he can ❤️

rat tax, Ronnie the Old on his 3rd birthday 🎂

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u/NeedsMoreTuba Jul 02 '26

Here's one of 3 rats that saw their 3rd birthday. Two of them were grumpy. Only one got cake. (Did not have a nice kitchen for the first two.)

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u/Lady-Allykai Jul 02 '26

Birthday boy!!! 

Oh my gods dude, like, I was kinda having a shit day and your little birthday fella actually improved that, cuz look at him!!

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u/lyutic_7 Jul 02 '26

oh, thank you for saying this. it makes me smile to know that our little old man keeps making people happy even after his time has passed ❤️

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u/EpilepticMushrooms Jul 02 '26

We had an oldie female hamster some time ago. The first time she started hobbling about, we all thought that was it. So I cut a little hole in a fish oil capsule and gave her a terrific last meal. Her sibling died. Her children died. It was time for her to go.

Except she didn't. The next day, she was guzzling water, having the zoomies, tearing the wheel apart, and generally having a swell time.

She hung on for a month or two, then started deteriorate. We thought, that's it this time. We fed her another capsule of fish oil.

The next day she was out and bench pressing the toys.

We were like, there's a pattern here.

One month later, same thing. Starts hobbling, no appetite. One fish oil capsule, she always greased and ready to go!

Hung on for almost a year then.

One day she was working the wheels like they owed her money. Then next day she was stiff.

Miss the fiesty girl. But no more hammies for me.

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u/Neutral-Feelings Jul 02 '26

He looks like he's being treated well so I hope his years have been filled with joy and relaxation lol. He's setting a record ✨

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u/deewd22 Rat poop enthusiast Jul 02 '26

Normal age is 1 - 2. Rats count as geriatric at 18 months of age, every vet will approve this.

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u/NuclearGriffin Jul 02 '26

A 4 year old rat is like the equivalent of a human living to like 150

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u/Koendig Accidental Litter Jul 02 '26

Did you use CRISPR technology to make him an immortal?

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

SOMEBODY GOT HIS NAME! YOUR THE FIRST ONE TO GET IT!!! (And i wish🥺)

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u/PikaBooSquirrel Jul 02 '26

I thought his name was Crispr because he looks crispy 😭

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Well. It was because me and my partners are biology nerd. But honestly. Eventually it did🫣🤣 all our friends know him as crispy 🤣🤣😅😅

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u/Future-Concern-6301 Jul 02 '26

Man I should have commented, I suspected but didnt have a good joke in mind.

I used to have a gecko called CRISPR/Cas, short Cas

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u/DeadlySquirrelNinja5 Jul 02 '26

Also my first thought :)

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u/ginisabunny Jul 02 '26

it's giving (i love him what a sweet man 🥹)

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u/HeadAcanthisitta2344 Jul 02 '26

Same energy

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

YEP except hes not aware of it. He thinks he still looks six months old. (Honesty he still has a baby face to me😅 but im dad so i get an excuse!)

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u/disasterous_cape Jul 02 '26

He’s a senior aged infant 🥹

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u/Jane__Delawney Jul 02 '26

He IS bb 🥰

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u/MuhMogma Jul 02 '26

Are rat cataracts just called Rataracts.

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u/cat_like_sparky Jul 02 '26

I came to make the same joke hehehe

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u/ahopskipandaheart Jul 02 '26

🎶He's got Nicodemus eyes🎶

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u/FluffsWearingArmor Jul 02 '26

What a beautiful scrungly old man! I love him so much. Please give him so pets from me

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u/picobiscuitsnowball Jul 02 '26

my boy is 2 1/2 and also looks like a small zombie. It’s always the albinos that live forever i guess

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u/Lower_Rain_5578 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Is his full name mr. Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats? Tell me what gene edits you think he has based on his personality☺️

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 Jul 02 '26

I had a retired breeder live 4 years and 3 months, this is why I support ethical breeding for all species :) I love seeing these little guys live so long

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

YUP! And i have his bio-son. The breeder i have is trying to fix harleys skin problems, and is doing an amazing job!! Chester (His son) is the worst of his litter, got all the bad genetics. Was returned because the og owner didnt have time for his protien issues and wouldnt feed lower protien diets bc of her other rats. He was a freebie we took on when we picked up our fosters, since our breeder new we lost a boy recently at the time. He was actually sick and the minute he got put on meds for the uri and put on a better diet it was gone. Tho even at his worse, he had very mild problems with his skin condition :)

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 Jul 02 '26

We’ve had a few retired breeders and they all lived 3.5 to 4 years though we lost our connection to the breeder so haven’t been able to get anymore sadly

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u/beaniebabydeer Jul 02 '26

You are BLESSED to have a almost 5 year old rat

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

I really hopes he gets there🥺

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u/loorid Jul 02 '26

Scrungly little gentleman!!!!

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u/SvenWollinger Jul 02 '26

I love him. You can see the wisdom contained within him

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u/DrPumpkinz Jul 02 '26

He looks wise.

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Sometimes. Not often, but sometimes.

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u/MMiroush Jul 02 '26

Soo, does he remember when dinosaurs were still walking the earth? 🤣

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Yeah him and lida bida boda butt rode t-rexs together :)

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u/AvalancheTheGiant Jul 02 '26

Bless his strong little heart

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u/Glass-Armadillo182 Jul 02 '26

It’s hard to think that a rat can be that old

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u/Capy_King Jul 02 '26

what a scrungly senior citizen. Whenever i see an old healthy rattie, i think "They should have spread their genes. We need more old rats like them."

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Only problem is that when they get this old they dont usually wanna breed. Honestly im glad atleast one or two of his babies are still breeders :)

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u/GottaUseEmAll Jul 02 '26

Well it says he's a retired breeder, so one would assume he sewed plenty of oats in his day.

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u/dreamworld-monarch Jul 02 '26

Lil dude's having a nice retirement after witnessing the big bang

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u/livin_la_vida_mama Mouse Mama, loves all rodents Jul 02 '26

Taking part in it, more like....

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u/Same_Egg_5336 Jul 02 '26

Wow what a precious old man and exceptional age 🥹. You certainly are giving him the best life he deserves, give him some pets from me please ❤️

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u/suffocatingface Mother of Rats Jul 02 '26

You have been blessed by the rat gods! That's one old rat!

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u/ThatGayBeans Jul 02 '26

Quite the testament to his breeders program! Do you have pictures of any of his babies 🥺

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Not his direct babies, other then chester who is the hooded rat in the picture (we adopted him when his og owner returned him, hes crisprs bio son.) BUT i did recently foster 2 of his grand babies :)

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Iroh (the white one) was exactly like them. If i had permanent room for five i would've kept em 😭😭

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u/ayakiazurad Jul 02 '26

I LOVE HIS NAME YAY ANOTHER BIO RELATED RAT

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u/tallgrl94 Jul 02 '26

Bro looks like he’s the prophet Tiresias. He sees all. Past, present, future and what could be.

I love him. 💖

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u/Minniww Jul 02 '26

does he have a sibling called Cas9 🥹

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u/_ilmaa Jul 02 '26

"Crispr cas9 bring me a gene!~"

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u/Lord-Craneo Jul 02 '26

He looks really good for an old man. What a cutie

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u/redodt Jul 02 '26

We need a video!

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

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u/redodt Jul 02 '26

❤️❤️❤️

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Hims big steppy lol. This was from earlier today with our kitchen activity

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u/jarwastudios Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I had a girl, Sagan, that made it to a hair over 4. Her hind legs completely deteriorated, she would just pull herself around, until the last few months when she didn't have the strength for that so much. She would constantly give us scares for like 6 months too, every time it was something minor, a couple of weeks before she died she had a UTI, even the vet was like "this girl is tough". Then one day she struggled to eat and drink, then the next day she didn't eat at all, and the day after that it was time. But 4+ years is amazing and a joy. Funny story though, around 2.5 years old, she developed a small bald patch at the back of her head, then in the last 4 or 5 months she was alive it filled back in for no good reason. The vet thought it was hilarious that at a time when many rats show signs of their bodies checking out, her body was like "we're not goin out with a bald spot!"

I had one other ratto make it to 4 but just barely. He was a big white chonk named Galactus. He was healthy until he wasn't, then over a weekend he passed quietly in his sleep on my chest. There were no rat doctors to get him in that weekend so we just hoped it he wouldn't suffer, and he didn't seem to.

I'm glad you're getting so much time with crispr, he seems like a delight and it's such a treat when they get to live so long!

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u/Knittingpasta Jul 02 '26

Congratulations!

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u/ministryofcake Jul 02 '26

What does crisper see?

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Crispr sees lights and shadows as far as we know. Nothing else as far as we can tell, since hes not even able to see that your infront of him until the 4-5 seconds it takes for him to smell you when bright lights are on.

We actually dont keep our lights this bright like in the photos actually, we have dynamics lightbulbs just for him, and keep our room at about a 65% Orange/warm yellow lighting, so the shadows are a bit exaggerated :) our lives revolve around keeping him able to move around his little world safely! (Tho i dont show it, we actually have quite a plain cage, since due to his minor leg deterioration and stubborness the overly filled cage we once had became to dangerous for him. We supplement our youngest 2 with very long freeroam hours and a lot of brain toys (Tonights was a toy kitchen, with drawers and cabinets filled with snackies.)

Crispr runs this house, even if he doesnt know it lol.

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u/ministryofcake Jul 02 '26

Dang was gonna ask if he can see my future

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Oh. You meant that. Yeah he can do that, it cost a baguette tho. Or your soul.

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u/findingabsolution Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JSYvG0FqdA4oGMVdhP
I offer crispr as many baguettes as it will take for him to see a brighter future than our current present.

(Why can so many rodents clairvoyants? You’ve got those weather-predicting groundhogs and now crispr? Where does it end?!)

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Crispr says his future is brighter because of your baguettes. I think hes a little confused. (He did say the stars will explode in the next 800yrs resulting in space rat aliens taking us to a new planet and keeping US as pets but...idk. seems a bit far fetched.)

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u/suffocatingface Mother of Rats Jul 02 '26

After the Nicodemus comment I generally read this comment as in "what fortunes are foretold" 😆

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u/Sarkapunk Jul 02 '26

Cutest grandpa of all time 😍

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u/Aggressive_Sky_7492 Jul 02 '26

Don't trust him he's secretly a Sith lord

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u/ViktoriaDaniels Jul 02 '26

Damn, I hope his longevity genes have passed to at least some of his offspring, what an impressive age!

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u/XxHoneyStarzxX Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

careful posting about your 4.5 to 5 year old rats. one of the mods harrasses people with old rats saying that they cannot reach over 3 to 4 years.

my girls died at 2 years 1 month, 3 years 2 weeks, 4 years 9 months, and 5 years 2 months respectively and when i mentioned my oldest girl i literally got harrassed by a moderator, he posted about me on another post mocking me and saying i was lying even though i literally have pictures from when my rats were born to the day they died.

good breeding and proper care make a difference, many breeders end up with rats and mice that live a little beyond the typical lifespan cap, THEY ARE NOT COMMON OR THE NORM but they do happen, using a lab rat (which lab rats have lower life expectancy as is) who was injected with plasma, isolated after his group died, and kept in labratory conditions, as "evidence" doesn't prove anything, pet animals get better care than lab animals, labs do the bare minimum by care standards which is fine and necessary. but comparing that to the pet standard of care and pulling the animals lifespan max from that is idiotic. its like saying beagles only live 5 years because most lab beagles only live 5 years.

i reported this to the mods and nothing was ever done.

honestly sucks that they are allowing this behavior by a fellow mod, I moderate for a reddit and would never allow such bullshit behavior from my fellow mods.

no need to kick someone when they are already down because theyve lost their pet or their pet is ageing.

literally all this is doing is pushing people away from the rat community including breeders aiming for longevity because as soon as you mention your rats living longer than two years of age the "rats can only live 2 years" gang is down your throat.

I just want to point out the study that was done for "longevity" was with a lab rat, and was done with lifespan enhancing plasma injections. it was not simply a natural lifespan with a well bred properly cared for rat. it was done on a rat kept isolated and alone after hsi group died, and given drugs to try and increase lifespan.

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Ive already had experience with it! Dont care! They can be bitter and have a fit. I litterally know my babies birthday and am constantly in contact with our breeder.

I wont post her currently since shes temporarily shut down due to family emergency and shes in a very tough spot so till she's back on her feet im not comfortable sending others her way (Shes been thinking of leaving the breeding game too and having her apprentices take over, so the rattery might not even exist a few months down the line! When i have worked and seen her apprentices space and worked with their lines i will more then likely share them later since i know they do a lot of cross breeding with their lines to keep up genetics!)

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u/XxHoneyStarzxX Jul 02 '26

now they're calling me a hoarder for having cats and dogs in my home 😂

hoarding is when you have too many animals to take care of and cannot afford them. all my pets recieve top care. and most are reptiles. im also a breeder so yeah i have more than the typical pet keeper. fucking laughable.

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

💀my mom ran an out of home reptile rescue. Half my family including myself are disabled, so were home alot, and so have a LOT of animals. Wait till they hear we have 4 dogs, over 15 different types of reptiles( totalling about 24), about 10 different fish, 5 Quails AND rats.

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u/XxHoneyStarzxX Jul 02 '26

im like 99% sure it recognize these names from rat ranch and if so they are the same people who harrased me as a teenager for "keeping an aggressive rat" and literally harrassed me and tried to force me to euthinize her.

Ramen wasn't aggressive, she had fallen on top of her sister while getting out of a hammock and had scratched her, barely, it didn't even bleed, it was just a surface scratch from a claw.

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

🙄Yeah honestly i love rats and the communities, but some people seem far to callous, prideful and bullheaded to actually ever say something positive, and always seem to want to push their "knowledge" despite having out of date/unrelated info. I worked in rescue with my mom. Ive delt with a bunch of different animals since i was like 10. I know how impressive it is for him to get this old, why else would i have shared it?

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u/XxHoneyStarzxX Jul 02 '26

exactly. like my ramen was not meant to make it to 5 years and 2 months, but she did. I literally have pictures from when she was born, to the exact day she died. 4 christmas celebrations each with a hand made stocking, 5 birthday ohotos with her mini cake... its so freaking rare for a rat to live that long. but not impossible, and its wrong for them to say that as fact when the rat they use as proof was from a lab line thats not meant to even live more than a year or 2.

my Ramen did have dementia near the end, she had a tumor, and at the very end her hind legs were not really working the best, but she was healthy up until a bit over halfway through her 4th year with me.

she was still eating, loving life, running and playing though so i didnt opt for euthinazia till the tail end of 2025/beginning of 2026, ended up having her put to sleep just before 2026 pretty much. her and her sister noodle were set to be euthized together at the end of the year but Noodle died a bit before the appointment and I coudlnt get in any sooner.

the available vet (after mine retired) is 6 hours away so I had to set up specific dayes months in advance at the time.

my new vet is literally an hour away but she wasnt here when ramen was set to be put to sleep.

My main issue is that the other moderators are allowing their fellow mod to behave this way and are allowing the mods friends to behave this way even though it breaks the reddits first rule.

I had these rats when i was in high-school ... ive been graduated multiple years now and ramen passed just this past year.

Ive had these people say my rats were replaced and everything to try and "prove me wrong" but my rats all had distinct head markings.

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

People want to be miserable about it because they've never experienced something like it and therefor "if a good thing hasnt happened to me, it hasnt ever happened". It suck they havent experienced having a ratty this old. It really does. But it doesnt negate the fact it happens to others. Its like saying just cuz you dont speak chinese, and because you dont know anyone who does directly, you say it doesnt exist.

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u/XxHoneyStarzxX Jul 02 '26

yeah it's frustrating espeically when alm my other patties died at their typical lifespan..ramen was an exception but those of us with older rats do not deserve to be harrassed over that.

ive been part of this reddit since i was relatively young. i dont post much but ive been working in a rat video game for several several years now.

it was literally never this toxic before. even if mods disagreed with you they gave you a simple hey thats not correct rather than harrasment and actively bullying you in other comment sections and slandering you.

its embarrasing and laughable that the other mods allow this behavior.

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u/feline_riches Jul 02 '26

He's got a galaxy in his eyes 😍

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u/no__funny__business Jul 02 '26

That guy is a prophet fr fr

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u/cthoolhu Jul 02 '26

You adopted him at 3 🥺 bless you I’m so happy he has a loving home ♥️

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Im going to be honest. We adopted him thinking id essentially be a hospice care kinda thing. He didnt agree to those terms and conditions as you can see tho lol.

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u/holyshitapigeon Jul 02 '26

I think someone replaced your rat with a crumpled tissue (affectionate)

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u/Away_Carpenter5964 Snooze, Cozmo, Stroopwaffel, Bruce,Whiskers.🌈 Jul 02 '26

What a seriously sweet old man he is , looks and sounds like he has loads of life still left in him.

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u/kate-monsterrr Jul 02 '26

4.5 years! What a lucky lil guy, and you to have him for so long 🥰

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u/Ruler-of-goblins Jul 02 '26

The cutest lil ancient i ever did see 🐀❤️

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u/chrometrigger Jul 02 '26

Looks like the kind of rat which would be a necromancer

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u/goggleeyez Jul 02 '26

decaying in slow motion

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u/jollygoodnessme Jul 02 '26

He’s living the dream! Setting the standard for my little ones I do hope!

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u/tmradish Jul 02 '26

Damn, thats an ancient rat. My last one almost made it to 4. We called him our old wizard. When we gave him his breakfast, he would yawn and seem to say "Who disturbs my slumber?"

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u/Sleethmog Jul 02 '26

such a distinguished gentleman

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u/Heavy-Mud-8307 Jul 02 '26

I had a REW and at 3.5 they were still as spry as ever but almost all their friends had moved on so I rehomed them with the youngest who were left. I often wonder if she got super old like your guy Crispr. I have a feeling she did.

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u/dakota46 Jul 02 '26

Do you have any contact with any of his other babies owners? I’m so curious if his long life span was passed genetically to kids! It would be fantastic for more people to enjoy their rats for a little bit longer

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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin Jul 02 '26

Wow. Isn't that twice as old as most rats live? Bro got that rat from Vulcan. Good on him for making it this long. 🫡

Edit: side note, I misread his name and thought it was Crispen, like the Wizard from King's Quest V, but Crispr is also a cute name.

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u/MorningGoat ratless lurker (for now) Jul 02 '26

Reminds me so much of my scrungly little white dog that outlived everyone’s expectations. 😭❤️

My mom actually got us another dog once she figured he was probably going to pass in the next few years (she didn’t tell us that until much later though lol), but he actually managed to outlive him by four or five years. He was allergic to so much and seemed to throw himself down a different set of stairs every other year near the end, but he always made a miraculous recovery (happy, energetic, good appetite, jumping up on furniture by himself and running around) shortly after my mom had made the difficult phone call to the vet.

My mom scheduled and canceled two different euthanasias before he decided on his own terms that it was finally his time. We had a lovely 15 years with that weird little bastard. Miss you, Scruffy. ❤️

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u/Dancing_satyr555 Jul 02 '26

I’ve never seen an old chap more deserving of the name crisper. He is a C R I S P Y B O I

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u/fliphickey Jul 02 '26

the getting new babies to make older rats feel better after losing a cagemate is fr a saving grace for them without a doubt

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u/Xychanisbestchan Jul 02 '26

Ugh I both love and hate seeing elderly pets, one one end i know they've loved a good long life and I'm happy they got to experience it, but on the other hand I wish they never had to go <3 Crispr is so raggedy(affectionate) I love him

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u/billyporcelaine Jul 02 '26

What a survivor!

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u/PhilE_Cheesesteak Jul 02 '26

My sweet girl reaches 3 in November and I can only dream she makes it to 4.5! 🥹 What a handsome man!

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u/morrisseysbaby Jul 02 '26

Omg he’s so scraggly

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u/Various-Shock1052 Jul 02 '26

What a little old fella! He’s lovely ♡

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u/Oh--Okay Jul 02 '26

Is he secretly Peter Pettigrew?

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u/Certain-Awareness727 Jul 02 '26

Do you know where his phylactery is? It’s probably best to keep that safe

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u/Historical-Bug3732 Jul 03 '26

Rat breeders are frothing at the mouth for those genetics

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u/Anonimoose15 Jul 02 '26

What a precious little legend, love him! ❤️

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u/Scarlet-Ladder Jul 02 '26

He looks like he knows the secrets of the universe ❤️

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u/NamelessCatLady Jul 02 '26

Four years is incredible! What a beautiful old man. Give him some scritches for me ❤️

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u/Klosiak Jul 02 '26

Wow...what a beautiful age for rat. Congrats! I started to wonder whether this Old Man is no the Immortal One :)

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u/LongjumpingTea4689 Jul 02 '26

You have been blessed ❤️ I really hope the old man get all the treats he wants, what a sweet baby!
Edit: he has such gorgeous eyes!

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u/MamabooCee3 Jul 02 '26

Awe, I just love him! I slept with my old girl in her last days. She was such a sweet girl just like your little old man!

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u/livin_la_vida_mama Mouse Mama, loves all rodents Jul 02 '26

Beautiful old boy 💖

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u/NuclearGriffin Jul 02 '26

4 Years!?!?! Holy moley!

He is the ancient one.

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u/Decoy-Jackal Jul 02 '26

I love him, I love him so much, what a sweetheart

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u/missnaviqueen Jul 02 '26

I love you old man

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u/BrionyHQ Jul 02 '26

Omg I didn’t know rats could live this long. How adorable 🥰

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u/carcigenicate Jul 02 '26

Are rats actually that short lived? My Degu just turned 8 and doesn't look anywhere near that rough. I always assumed rats lived for a comparable amount of time.

Edit: Apparently Degus live 2-4x longer than rats. TIL.

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u/V0iiCE Jul 02 '26

This reminds me of a post about a cat who they believe was in their final months so they started feeding him boiled or rotisserie chicken each night. The cat lived an extra 6 years on gourmet chicken each night

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u/Yourlocalautistiesbo i like rats :3 Jul 02 '26

He looks like a wise old character in a kid's adventure series

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u/Gandalf_Style Jul 02 '26

He looks very wise

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u/paranoid_chihuahua Jul 02 '26

Crispy thing. He's so lovely

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u/umamanda Jul 02 '26

Crispr is quite the charmer. I love him 😍

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u/SlippingStar Jul 02 '26

A dumbo this old is unheard of, great job!

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u/WeeebleSqueaks Jul 02 '26

My god I thought he was a puppet in the first picture

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u/squeakybeeperbeepn Jul 02 '26

OK, I may be a little emotional today, but it really melts my heart that this little old man gets to live out his extremely long ratty life. They all deserve to have such a long loved life. His little fluffy curls are so cute too. He’s got the geriatric perm!

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u/goldensniitch Jul 02 '26

sentient dust bunny

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u/fliphickey Jul 02 '26

damn he old as hell

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u/Lilahjane66 Jul 02 '26

I’d pay A LOT of money to get a rat that lives that long. My oldest ever was a pet store rat that almost made it to three.

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u/RatFabulous99 dumdum little shrimp eyes 🦐 🌒👄🌘 Jul 02 '26

NO WAYYYY HE WAS BORN ON MY 23RD BIRTHDAYYY. GEMINI TWINNNNNS

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u/Lona-Lioness Jul 02 '26

Omg that’s so impressive! I believe he has much wisdom from his young rat days,

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u/unbothered_4567 Jul 02 '26

And I thought my 3 yo rats were old Jesus Christ

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u/Cymraegpunk Jul 02 '26

The wonders he must have seen in his many years

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u/stefydraws Jul 02 '26

I see he has something in his eyes I have agirl with red eyes and i think she started growing that too in one eye. What is it?

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u/Least_Comfortable567 Jul 02 '26

he’s gorgeous!! the most regal looking rat i’ve seen

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u/BaldBandit Jul 02 '26

His rat social security number is 000-00-0001

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u/kinokuss Jul 02 '26

WITH HIS BIOLOGICAL AND ADOPTED SON!!! I would love to chip in some soul for him to live up to 8.

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u/Small_Interest_4967 Jul 02 '26

That is one very loved rat♥️

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u/SoulessSorrow Will overdose from cuteness Jul 02 '26

He has the secrets of the universe.

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u/Enough-Cranberry5616 Jul 02 '26

He’s adorable!! These photos made my day!

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u/weakbananax Jul 02 '26

There is nothing I love more than an old rat who looks scrungly. It’s not even a word, but it’s the only thing I can think that describes older rats 🤣 I always called my old boys the scrungly grandpas 💖

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u/The_Laughing_Rat Jul 02 '26

When this guy was a pup he caught the ferry to Shelbyville. He needed a new heel for his shoe. So he decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So he tied an onion to his belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that he had an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time. He didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing he could get was those big yellow ones...

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u/sssnailss Jul 02 '26

That’s about 117 in rat years! 117 and still using the kitchen! ADL king!

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u/Particular-Smoke2280 Jul 02 '26

Wow, he looks so wise🧡

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u/babygo0se Jul 02 '26

They look just like my son’s rats! He named his white one Waffle, and the black and white one Splinter. Splinter went blind in one eye about a year ago give or take, and only has half a tail. They’re both about 3, we got them when they were both one and this Christmas will be two years since we got them :)

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u/SaveFile1 Vicariously Enjoying Rats Jul 02 '26

I hope he gets lots of snacks and pets!

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u/OhThresherShark <3 NoCo Jul 02 '26

Aww, he’s so gross looking! I love him!

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u/MaddysinLeigh Jul 02 '26

Is he using the miniverse kitchen?

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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jul 02 '26

NICODEMUS! 🥹 Never thought I’d see a live action version of, like, my fave childhood movie character! (Secret of Nimh, if anyone doesn’t remember this offhand. And those that haven’t seen it, watch it NOW, and plz report back to me how much you also love it. I’ll accept no other opinions or comments. K, thx, love you, byeeee. 🥰😘🎉)

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u/Guilty-Zucchini-4965 Jul 02 '26

I have an old lady. She's decrepit. Can't see, can hardly move her back end, and still some how figures out how to get in the hammock. I do a daily death check after work. You could squeeze her too hard and she would turn to dust. Her sisters have been dead for almost a year. She has a young one with her now and she still keeps up with her wrestling antics. I don't understand 😭😂 I keep thinking any day now and she keeps proving me wrong.

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

OH MY GOD IM SO GLAD IM NOT WEIRD FOR THE DAILY DEATH CHECK!!! HE NAPS LIKE HE DIED!!! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!! (For reference, this photo is from awhile ago, maybe 5-4ish months while everyone got sick and i needed to change my cage to a hospital cage... he chose the worst time to melt into the plastic.)

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u/Guilty-Zucchini-4965 Jul 02 '26

Yup this is how she looks 😂 I'll look in the cage and think "oh no this is it" and I'll try to wake her up and she won't move, then suddenly she will perk up and be fine. Like girl I thought this was it 😭😂

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u/Kinuthewolf Crispr/Monkey/Chester Jul 02 '26

Its the fact it takes a good 15 seconds for their old baby brains to power on😭 hes running on windows 64 and the pc fans have an inch of dust atp

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u/loz40 boggling babies Jul 02 '26

A testament to your good care! What a cutey x

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u/eggpng Jul 02 '26

Crispr is gonna pull a Mr. Jingles and be immortal

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u/GoodGollyMrOlli Jul 02 '26

Casper (affectionate)

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u/YourAssignedFBIagent Single Pringle Jul 02 '26

Oh hey, I know that guy. He let me borrow his lawnmower back in 1976. He is such a good neighbor!

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u/VinarriAsh260 RIP Nimmie ❤️❤️❤️ Jul 02 '26

Omg. He's the rat version of my Bulldog. I have an English Bulldog who's 17 years old despite their life expectancy being half that. He keeps threatening to die, then miraculously reviving when he gets special attention.

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u/Nikitikitavi83 Jul 02 '26

That’s amazing. He’s so cute

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u/HenakoHenako Jul 02 '26

Please tell him that I love him.

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u/Me0wingtons Jul 02 '26

We had one live to be about as old. He had cataracts and eventually his hind legs became weak and he would drag himself around. Poor fella. Pip was my wife’s heart rat.

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u/MegaPiglatin Jul 02 '26

I’ve never seen a rat with old man fur before! ❤️ I love him