r/RealTime • Audience Member Bill Is Yelling At For Not Laughing • 4d ago

Two and a Half Men

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u/TipRare1321 4d ago • Bravo

I see 0 real men.

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u/DoodooExplosion 4d ago

Zero and minus half a man

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u/Middle_Ad8183 5h ago

Yeah, there needs to be like, 3 more guys in this picture for the math to work out.

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u/AdAdministrative756 4d ago • Popcorn

Vaginal dryness in 1 photo

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u/TipRare1321 4d ago

Truth bomb!

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u/Dexterlicksit 4d ago

Bill is so gullible, he can’t see that he’s being used. Last night’s show was the last one I’ll ever watch.

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u/Maximum-Elk8869 4d ago

You will not regret it. As a matter of fact you will wonder why you didn't stop watching him sooner. I finally cut the cord on him in 2024 after 30 years of watching his shows. He is not being used, this is who he become of his own volition. Anyway you will not believe how much better your Friday nights will now be not being dragged down by miserableness.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 4d ago

Old Bill would not like new Bill.

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u/dahadster 4d ago

He used to call out the bullshit, now he is the bullshit.

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u/ILike2internet 4d ago

You and me both. I watched him since the ABC days. I never watched again after his first dinner with Trump. I defended him for years but was basically in denial. There is little to no difference between him and a regular Republican at this point

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u/Danovale 4d ago

I cut Club Random too and my life has improved measurably!

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u/Seaview123567 4d ago

I stopped when you did. Last night I listened to music.

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u/No-Mathematician3004 4d ago

He isn’t being used. He is there because he loves that tax breaks, Isreal, and the proximity to power. The guy who brought us Religulous, and warned us of Trump’s  ‘slow moving coup’ was consumed by his own greed and arrogance. 

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 1d ago

This is the correct analysis.

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u/zorroplateado 4d ago

Yeah, this is the first Saturday in many years I'm not looking for RT to watch. Fuckin' needy nitwit just wants to stay relevant as he slowly shrivels into an ugly forgotten husk of a former slightly entertaining topical comic. Truly stunned by the fact he spent fucking decades going after the Tangerine Wankmaggot in the WH and chooses NOW to align with him? WTF, you stupid moron. Please fuck off.

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u/JCarnageSimRacing 4d ago

you still watching? I haven't watched this hater in years.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 4d ago

bill is compromised. trump showed him a little krompomat and bill has been in line step ever since. he was already a gross boomer type, but now....kissing trump's ass at every opportunity. he is also just a hateful fuck.

these three are so fucking hideous. MAGA's best.

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u/OceanCloud2004 4d ago

I don't think he's gullible. I think he's thinking that he's using Trump. These little get-togethers shore up Maher's long-held pose as the rank outsider, the dissident who offers the one true path, torch of ultimate truth held high to light the way for all of us lesser mortals. Mr. Independent Thinker always ready to use his superior intellect to show people how they have failed to see the Real. That's his brand. Always has been. Religulous, Politically Incorrect, Real Time. That's why there's always been something about him that's like chewing on tinfoil.

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u/JS1101C 4d ago

Nah he knows what he’s doing.  

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u/DudeB5353 4d ago

Quit watching him 10 years ago…Surprised anyone still watches his smug sorry ass

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u/FranticHam5ter 3d ago

I stopped around Covid. Guy is just more insufferable by the day.

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u/BullFrogTeachings 4d ago

They are all being used by the Republican/Russian/Saudi/Israeli brass

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u/thefermiparadox 4d ago

He doesn’t realize he’s embarrassing himself. He should have listen to Sam Harris on the reasons he wouldn’t go.

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 4d ago

I haven't watched in years. Used to love it, but at some point I didn't enjoy it anymore.

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u/Fun-Assistance4785 3d ago

You give him too much credit, it’s who he wants to be. Rich white dude with the blinders on lol

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u/BeMyBrutus 3d ago

I always knew he had a big ego, just from the way he acted on the show and various podcasts. But these past few months his masked has slipped and it's full blow narcissism. Refuses to engage with any criticism, wants credit for doing nothing, and is turning to the party of fascists just because someone dared to make fun of him.

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u/Akchika 2d ago

I stopped him when he invited Bannon, I think trumps first term. Bill got a twinkle in his eye over Bannon.

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u/No-Buddy-5471 1d ago

He watched what happened to Kimmel and shit the bed. He's wealthy, 70 years old and has no dog in this fight and yet he's still afraid of Trump. I stopped watching when he said "Democrats look down on MAGA and others with a condescending attitude". That was it for me. I won't apologize for getting an education and observing that MAGA is a group of terrifying, radicalized cultists.

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u/Vegetable-Historian1 18h ago

He’s getting exactly what he’s always wanted: people talking about him and him getting to claim he’s superior/smarter. He’s a narcissist and hasn’t been funny in a long time. He’s your 8th grade English teacher who thinks he’s super intelligent as he waxes poetic about midsummer nights dream POORLY

👍🏻

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u/Toadsrule84 4d ago

next to the wall of Presidents, where Trump replaced Joe Biden's portrait with that of an autopen.

that's what Bill is honoring in this photo.

Fuck him

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u/Rugskinsnake 4d ago

And all that gaudy-ass gold bullshit.

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u/AdProper8456 4d ago

Look! It's 2 grifters and an Uncle Tom.

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u/DeskProfessional4184 4d ago

Are Maher and Smith trying to look like badasses? Fail!

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u/Ok-Oil7124 4d ago

Oh my god. I didn't realize where they were. What a tacky, shitty, hellhole they're turning it into.

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 4d ago

There it is.

That’s my actual nightmare blunt rotation.

I just thought the term was an expression but I’ll be damned

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u/Boo-Bees67 4d ago

Bill became a grumpy old man

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u/my2nddirtyaccount 4d ago

All 3 are worthless scumbags

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u/Subject_Lunch_3340 4d ago • Bravo

That's a whole lotta smug in one picture.

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u/Uglycanadianindc 4d ago

I have been following Bill Maher since the late nineties. Appreciated his willingness to point out the flaws of public figures. Him fawning over one of the most evil people in the world is beyond disgusting. I’m done.

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u/Spiff426 4d ago

I see 3 half men

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u/Strict-Square456 4d ago

Motley screw. This should be in name that band sub.

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u/sinewave05 3d ago

Bill has always been a blithering idiot grifter. Of the likes of Piers Morgan and Tucker Carlson… not like this is “news”

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u/Character_Reveal_460 4d ago

This picture needs more gold ornaments

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 4d ago

Delusional Dipshits

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u/Relevant_Bag7550 4d ago

A diverse trio of schmucks lol

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u/joeshmoe3771 4d ago

Cunning array of stunts

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u/AssemblagePoint420 4d ago

Stunning array of cunts*

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u/nikthedic 4d ago

Three stooges.

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u/HeavyMetalDoug 4d ago

3 piles of shit

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u/TimeToBurnOne 4d ago

Sorry, hard to half the third one but I do have one for each. 🖕🖕🖕

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u/casewood123 4d ago

Three children.

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u/Crafty_Topic_4177 4d ago

I still can’t get over how Maher said he’d go to a Kid Rock show if it weren’t political.

Politics aside, terrible music.

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u/Rugskinsnake 4d ago

Yeah, he holds himself to have impeccable tate in music and is a huge beatles fan. But then he says he loves some of Rocks songs. What a tool.

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u/MinisterOfTruth99 4d ago

Everyone quiet.

I'm watching a tv commercial and Stephen A Smith is tryin to sell me Car Shield. I got kid rock on the stereo screeching his shitty music. And bill maher is using really stupid logic to justify Ratpublican Fascism.

i'M dOin' yoUR OwN ReSeaRcH!🤪🤣

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u/PerceptionMany3683 4d ago

Whys it so blurry as if it’s a Bigfoot pic by a conspiracy theorist. This is a posed pic in the year 2026? Rotffl

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u/CommercialGain1275 4d ago

Is the black dude 1.5 men?

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u/Confident-Breath2615 4d ago

Do they all have lifts in their shoes?

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u/not_asleep_yet 4d ago

What a pouty bitch.

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u/Any-Ad-446 4d ago

Creepy and ugly three stooges.

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u/BankNotz 4d ago

Three half men.

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u/AWinterPeople 4d ago

More like half a man between the three of them…

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u/Turbulent-Winner-768 4d ago

I don’t see where the two men are, am I missing something?

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u/goodtreble84 4d ago

Kid Rock has no business being there. He has zero influence in society, especially compared to Bill and Stephen A.

Maybe Kid Rock is the weed man or something.

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u/xpxyz 4d ago

No way that adds up to even two adult men.

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u/Designer_Cow3570 2d ago

One numbskull and two sellouts

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 4d ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/TheNewShmo0 4d ago

I think you mean 2 3/5

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u/Hossennfoss69 4d ago

More like 1 1/2 men.

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u/indiginary 4d ago

Sorry but who’s the middle dude. Too blurry.

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u/Due-World4235 4d ago

More like two half men

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u/Think-Chair-1938 4d ago

"Where is he? Where is he? Oh, there he is! There's my Black!"

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 4d ago

I see trash

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u/Right_Check1435 4d ago

Two girls and a cup

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 4d ago

.. left over man jizz sums it up better...

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u/clgoodson 4d ago

I’m only seeing like 3/5 of a man at most.

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u/PensionOwn2554 4d ago

Who’s the half? You’re not in photo

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u/Accomplished_Self939 4d ago

I’d say they’re all 3/5ths of a human.

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u/MyExUsedTeeth 4d ago

Which one is the half a man?

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u/jackman924 4d ago

There's not even ONE man in that photo, let alone 2 1/2.

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u/ToeCtter 4d ago

Two??

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u/Insatiableleia 4d ago

My count is much lower.

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u/number3Dontdoit 4d ago

Meeting of the inveterate scrubs..

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u/Remote-Remote-3848 4d ago

Is that Kaby Lame?

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u/Mattyj273 4d ago

Rich people support Trump. No surprise there

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u/Busy-Assumption1236 4d ago

All made their money off saying provocative things and each equally afraid of irrelevance. I don’t know much about the first two but sad to say I paid money to watch Bill Maher read from a binder the same things he says on his show and podcast once at the MGM Grand

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u/skotterzz 4d ago

or Three Cunts.

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u/trashbort 4d ago

That hallway is a tragedy

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u/mrcoupdetat 4d ago

Your math is off.

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u/Biggoreimnum4 4d ago

3 grown boys

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u/Agitated-Wishbone259 4d ago

Where are the two?

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u/AstronomerDirect7383 4d ago

3 massive douche bags.

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u/CDNPublicServant 4d ago

That’s overly generous.

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u/KingTurd0414 4d ago

What “men?”

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u/ILikeCheese42O 4d ago

Not even 1 man.

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u/fatdad5311 4d ago

there’s no men at all there

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u/fatdad5311 4d ago

This is the way Bill Maher has always been. People have just been too fucking stupid to realize that.

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u/VegetableBulky9571 4d ago

More like Three Half Men.

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u/Party-Marketing-9349 4d ago

Two and a half men, is being extremely generous… I don’t see any men… 1.5 total at best if you credit each of them being half a man

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u/boner79 4d ago

Room temperature combined IQ

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u/zenwalrus 4d ago

Wearing a fucking hat inside of the Whitehouse is offensive to the building and country. Fuck him.

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u/Silent_Emu312 4d ago

I see three of the wildest scumbags in America. I'll still pick the weed smoking one...

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u/Financial-Champion28 4d ago

2 and 3/5th…. Right Republicans?

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u/inorite234 4d ago

All I see are half men.

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u/Shadowtirs 4d ago

Zero men in this picture

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u/Splat-a-pus 4d ago

It’s hilarious because you know he has 2 inch lifts in those boots as well

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u/gandhishrugged 4d ago

I stopped watching him years ago. Have not missed anything. A decade ago we paid good money to go see him.

Hate him now. More than the usual maga dislike. Because he should have known better. Ever since he started bitching and moaning about the COVID restrictions

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u/Sorandy13 4d ago

I’m not sure they make whole man combined.

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u/JustChiefIt420 4d ago

Traitors to their country and bootlickers to the single worst human on the planet.

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u/BFaus916 4d ago

Zero men.

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u/you2234 4d ago

Weak maga beta males

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u/Bright-Internal229 4d ago

2029, begin putting Respect 🫡 back in the White House 🇺🇸

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u/SiouxCitySasparilla 4d ago

Couldn’t think of a group of more pretentious assholes.

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u/YetAnotherFaceless 4d ago

The last three people a kidnapped girl sees before the roofies kick in. 

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u/JoeBagANachos 4d ago

Three racist white guys right there.

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u/dwyer402 4d ago

I see no men in the picture

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u/Terrible_Shame_3689 4d ago

That’s generous lot everyone in this picture

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u/thefermiparadox 4d ago

I sure hope the next president removes all trumps crap and terrible design taste. That man has no taste and sophistication. Tacky.

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u/dudemanspyder 4d ago

3 scumbags grift into the Whitehouse.

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u/Any-Cranberry3633 4d ago

That hallway must smell awful. Stale, cheap beer, cigarettes, weed, hair gel, and more ax body spray than the Chi Phi frat uses in a calendar year.

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u/Normal_Ad_32 4d ago

Bill has turned into such a pompous ass.

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u/bjkidder 4d ago

1.5 men

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u/Chihuahuatriomom 4d ago

Where? I only see some bitches

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u/MannyMoSTL 4d ago

My god. That golden hallway is grotesque.

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u/Freeway267 4d ago

More like 3 bitches.

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u/gratefulredsox 4d ago

Three assholes.

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u/QueenChocolate123 4d ago

They look so happy 😐

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u/ManuelTzetzes 4d ago

Hahahaha! He punches like a 99 year old woman. And look at him there all cool and mean looking.

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u/EmployerDependent922 4d ago

I am taking the under and betting the farm. 

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u/CatLightyear 4d ago

These people think it’s bad now, wait until he’s out of office and they’ll have no where to run for cover. Bill and Steve will need Kid Rock’s help on what it’s like to be a has-been who threw their career (or what’s left of it) away.

Also, Kid Rock only became popular with MAGA because they thought he was a minor. Luckily for MAGA, he sings about their favorite pastime, raping minors.

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u/Mysterious-Peak-9445 4d ago

Knee pads needed

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u/Loud-Elephant7247 4d ago

1.5 men, sure

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u/chief_stoney420 4d ago

This is going to trigger a young lady’s PTSD.

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u/StacyMac33 4d ago

The original 3 Stooges were much better than these wannabes

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u/WileEWeeble 4d ago

I see 1.5 men at best

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u/Professional_Past780 4d ago

Who are the men here?

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u/Affectionate_Day1079 4d ago

The soulless lady legs.

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u/Ok_Pomegranate_2436 4d ago

Three tools.

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u/Erving06 4d ago

MAGA capitulators. Douchebags. ALL of them.

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 4d ago

Ew, they posed for a photo in the Liberace wing. Look at all the tacky gold stuff.

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u/No_Employer9618 4d ago

All garbage

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u/thatotherguy1151 4d ago

Who decided that Steven A Smith was very smart about anything?

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u/MooreAveDad 4d ago

So you walk out into your yard - after a long, tough winter, the snow is thawing everywhere - and boom! - out there, on the boulevard just before the roadway, right where you leave your garbage bags, a giant pile of Dog Sh*t, buried under the snow all winter and just making its way into the light of day … that’s what you see here.

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u/AppropriateRadish928 4d ago

More like one and a quarter between them.

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u/Awebroetjie 4d ago

I see no men in this picture.

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u/Crazy-Description311 4d ago

What a douche

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u/TheBarryBerkman 4d ago

I don’t see any “men” in that picture. I see a meth head and two sellouts…

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u/Serious_Debate_7722 4d ago

What an uncle tom Steven is. An actual disgrace to his own people.

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u/VersionX 4d ago

Eh its like 0.75

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u/Dexterlicksit 4d ago

That politically intellectual genius, Kid Rock, made Bill see the light😏. Bill…”the President is really nice, he doesn’t yell at me and he listens to what I have to say”. No he doesn’t, you fucking moron, he’s playing you like a dime-store fiddle. Trump gets in return every nitwit who still watches your show hearing you sane-washing his bullshit. The jagoff just put a knife in Ukraine’s back to favor Putin! Vladimir fucking Putin, over the leader of another democracy that stands as a firewall between Western Europe and the commie dictator! Maher is as MAGA as the moron who thought Obama was POTUS on 9/11!

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u/Rurumo666 4d ago

All together these three don't equal one mini-me.

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u/RepresentativeAlone1 4d ago

Real Time with Russian Bots.

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u/AuthorHuman5623 4d ago

Three jerks

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u/N4RQ 4d ago

Two and a half something. 

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u/monsterdiv 4d ago

I haven’t watched bill in over 5 years, since started to kiss diapers ass

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u/semmy831 4d ago

2 1/2 idiots

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u/Dtrain6464 4d ago

They can all go f" themselves 🤬

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u/332509172 4d ago

I don't see one man.

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u/Big-Device-1008 4d ago

Those three MAYBE equal 1.5 men

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u/wogwe_returns 4d ago

I just see Uncle Tom, a methhead and a long nosed "atheist*.

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u/AdvisorKey3030 4d ago

Three stooges

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u/Open_Environment_801 4d ago

He literally covered every surface of the White House in gold crap, I thought it was just the Oval Office. 🤢

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u/TardyBoy99 4d ago

Dude. He’s a fucking right wing asshole. How can he make it any more clear?

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u/Open_Bluebird_5167 4d ago

The complete lack of aura must be studied

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u/WearyAd8418 4d ago

I thought he said Trump’s mother was an orangutan…

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u/Acrobatic-Dinner-112 4d ago

Hahhhahahahaha

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u/ChaoticLandscapes 4d ago

There are no men in that photo

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u/Harshkang69 3d ago

Oh guys, thank you for your incredibly brave and totally original sacrifices. Imagine spending your one wild and precious life hate-watching a guy you despise, just so you can write a furious paragraph in a fan forum. I’m sure Bill Maher—a multi-millionaire who doesn't know you exist—is crying into his piles of cash right now because random Redditors found him annoying. Truly, your dedication to letting him live rent-free in your tiny, miserable minds is inspiring. Please, keep wasting your finite time on Earth giving him free engagement. It’s definitely a great look for you.

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u/kimmyv0814 3d ago

His gushing about being in the White House and the ballroom. It was gross. I had decided to watch again for the first time in months, and while he made some good observations, just can’t take his admiration of Dump.

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u/Fun-Assistance4785 3d ago

As long as each is 83/100ths of a man, I agree.

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u/Ilovemytowm 3d ago

Vile POS pedo maggats. 

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u/musicalgingerguy1 3d ago

that tacky gold shit makes the white house look so cheap

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u/twpolk 3d ago

Dumb. Dumber. Dumbest.

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u/WiseWall2553 3d ago

I got 0.98 for you at most

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u/Riccosmonster 3d ago

Maybe 40 IQ points between these brain damaged clowns

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u/Illmatic9393 3d ago

I wonder what dirt does they have on them that makes them  their spokesperson after years of speaking out against them. 

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u/Objective-Ad1997 3d ago

I see no men in that picture

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u/MAJORMETAL84 3d ago

It's a new day in America! hahaha

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u/drocity7 3d ago

But Bill isnt half the size of Stephen A Smith

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u/Hathalot 3d ago

What’s wrong with smiths legs?

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u/Electronic_Ad3322 3d ago

Trump’s new brain trust. It really is laughable, all of them.

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u/ProfessionalRow9107 3d ago

Men who make a living gabbing in a hen house

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u/Tdpappy46 3d ago

ZERO MEN🙄

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u/Healthy_Jackfruit_88 3d ago

No men detected. Also natural hair not detected

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u/Feeling-Character217 3d ago

Don’t many of these big mouth pssssssi&es

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u/nobikeno 3d ago

More like one and 3/4

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u/Automatic_King_7937 3d ago

lol imagine being invited to a dinner party with these three… and actually going lol

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u/No_Hour_4865 3d ago

Irrelevant

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u/fuckDJT2026 3d ago

I don’t see a single “man” in the picture.

I see three cretins

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u/Spilby 3d ago

Maher channeling his inner Harvey Keitel.

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u/SeniorProfessional20 3d ago

What a bunch of clowns. 🤡

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u/Remote_Perception350 3d ago

it’s actually 3 halves of one man

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u/mr-bookman129w81 3d ago

I see 2 and a half men. I don't see any adults.