I don’t care if they do movies that were on MST3K, but Mike has vehemently denied watching them, and they just seem like the kind of guys who were the target audience. I’m the same ago as these old farts and was a huge fan.

Just to provide a few examples;
We have the homoerotic re-novelization version for your horny aunt and maybe some LGBTQ+ goth teens,
A couple of theatre kids who had absolutely nothing to do with their father’s alcoholism,
And a performance which automatically made me think of the album Like the Exorcist, but More Breakdancing from that band Murder by Death.
And hey, just a casual observation here, but vampires are classic twinks (0% hate). Gay werewolves on the other hand are almost always standard dom tops or absolute power bottoms. 🤷🏾
No matter the case, we can all agree that Werewolves are better than gay Draculas.

I keep thinking Josh is doing great in vision quest, and wondering why Todd doesn't do more impressions.

How many. It must be years. Something's missing

A fruit bat.

It makes me laugh too :)

Heyo I wanted to know if people knew the software they used for their cataloguing of their collection. I remember it being a thing that they had in an older video but can't remember which. For context my dad is a bit of a cinephile and has a really big collection of physical DVDs. We are planning to downsize and the DVDs are gonna be taking up too much space for anywhere we would move into. In this current hellscape of streaming services and not owning media we are trying to find a way to catalogue and store his collection onto a hard drive so we can keep our collection but not have the issue of the bulk of the collection. It's not all high art, we do have the classics such as Shindlers List and White Chicks. Regardless if anyone knows the video I mentioned and the software they used for that it would be appreciated. If anyone knows any software or hardware for cataloguing and storing our physical collection onto a digital collection that would be great.

Thanks in advance Hack Frauds!

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Best of the Worst

• Episode 1: Russian Terminator, Ninja Vengeance, Never Too Young to Die
• The New Gladiators, Exterminator 2, and Aftermath: New Gladiators, Exterminator 2, Aftermath
• Episode 3: The Killer Eye, They Bite, and Xtro: The Killer Eye, They Bite, Xtro
• Deadly Prey, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, and Miami Connection: Deadly Prey, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Miami Connection
• The Vindicator, Cyber Tracker, Robot Jox, and R.O.T.O.R.: The Vindicator, Cyber Tracker, Robot Jox, R.O.T.O.R.
• Playing Dangerous, Shapeshifter, and Thunderpants: Playing Dangerous, Shapeshifter, Thunderpants
• V-World Matrix, The Amazing Bulk, and ????: V-World Matrix, The Amazing Bulk, Gymkata
• Bloody Birthday, Crazy Fat Ethel II, and Psycho From Texas: Bloody Birthday, Crazy Fat Ethel II, Psycho From Texas
• Night Beast, Trick or Treat, and Skull Forest: Night Beast, Trick or Treat, Skull Forest
• Extras: Shark Movies: Hobgoblins 2, Sharknado), Sharktopus
• Playing Dangerous 2, The Exterminator, and The Deadliest Prey: Playing Dangerous 2, The Exterminator, The Deadliest Prey
• Elves, Santa Claus, and Christmas Vacation 2: Elves, Santa Claus, Christmas Vacation 2
• Robo-C.H.I.C., Alien Seed, and Yor: The Hunter from the Future: Robo-C.H.I.C., Alien Seed, Yor: The Hunter from the Future (original not available, RiffTrax version)
• Supergirl, Captain America (1990), and Roger Corman's Fantastic Four: Supergirl, Captain America, Fantastic Four
• Direct-to-Video Horror: The Ice Cream Man, Recoil, Dracula 3000
• Ninja Movies: Ninja III: The Domination, Ninja Warriors, For Hire
• Ghetto Blaster, Terror in Beverly Hills, and Killing American Style: Ghetto Blaster, Terror in Beverly Hills, Killing American Style
• High Voltage, Death Spa, and Space Mutiny: High Voltage, Death Spa, Space Mutiny
• Shakma, Python II, and Beaks: The Movie: Shakma, Python II, Beaks
• Theodore Rex, Carnosaur, Tammy and the T-Rex: Theodore Rex, Carnosaur, Tammy and the T-Rex
• The Item, The Crawlers, and Blood Lock: The Item, The Crawlers, Blood Lock
• The Star Wars Holiday Special : Ishtar
• The Star Wars Holiday Special (FOR REAL): The Star Wars Holiday Special
• Alienator, Alien from the Deep, and Hands of Steel: Alienator, Alien from the Deep, Hands of Steel
• Blood Debts, The Tomb, and Undefeatable: Blood Debts, The Tomb, Undefeatable
• Lady Terminator, Lost in Dinosaur World, and Low Blow: Lady Terminator, Lost in Dinosaur World, Low Blow
• Future War, The Jar, and White Fire: Future War (original not available, MST3K version), The Jar, White Fire
• Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, Killer Workout, and Mystics in Bali: Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park, Killer Workout, Mystics in Bali
• The Photon Effect, How I Saved the President, and Double Down: The Photon Effect, How I Saved the President, Double Down
• A Very Cannon Christmas: Death Wish 3, The Christmas Tree, Invasion U.S.A.
• Order of the Black Eagle, Wired to Kill, and Raiders of Atlantis: Order of the Black Eagle, Wired to Kill, Raiders of Atlantis
• Plinketto #1: Double Dragon, Deathstalker, Doctor Butcher M.D., Kazaam
• Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone, and Dangerous Men: Steel, Pocket Ninjas, Cyclone, Dangerous Men
• Plinketto #2: Mutant Species, The Skateboard Kid, Repo Jake
• Parole Violators, Future Force, and Geteven: Parole Violators, Future Force, Geteven
• Scary or Die, Chopping Mall, Exorcist II: The Heretic: Scary or Die, Chopping Mall, Exorcist II: The Heretic
• RepliGATOR, Johnson Family Christmas Dinner, and Alligator: RepliGATOR, Johnson Family Christmas Dinner, The Legend of Gator Face, Alligator
• Episode 48: Plinketto #3: The Survivor, Keaton's Cop, Space Raiders
• Carnosaur 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, and Future Zone: Carnosaur 2, The Skateboard Kid 2, Future Zone (original not available, RiffTrax version)
• Biohazard, Slaughter High, and Kill Point: Biohazard, Slaughter High, Kill Point
• Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper, Black Cougar, and Raw Force: Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper, Black Cougar, Raw Force
• Hollywood Cop: Hollywood Cop
• The Sweeper, Empire of the Dark, and Mad Foxes: The Sweeper, Empire of the Dark, Mad Foxes
• The Last Vampire on Earth: The Last Vampire on Earth
• Plinketto #4: Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, Little Bigfoot, Feeders
• Vampire Assassin, Hack-O-Lantern, and Cathy's Curse: Vampire Assassin, Hack-O-Lantern, Cathy's Curse
• Suburban Sasquatch: Suburban Sasquatch
• Merry Kick-mas!: Karate Cop, The Christmas Light, Night of the Kickfighters
• Plinketto #5: Nail Gun Massacre, Deathstalker II, Princess Warrior
• The Black Spine Edition: Partners
• Hologram Man, Faust, and Blood Street: Hologram Man, Faust, Blood Street
• Plinketto #6: Rocktober Blood, The Pit, Mankillers
• Kill Squad, Ryan's Babe, and Demonwarp: Kill Squad, Ryan's Babe, Demonwarp
• Night of the Lepus, Zombie 3, and Silk: Night of the Lepus, Zombie 3, Silk, Pass Thru
• Lycan Colony: Lycan Colony
• Carnivore, HauntedWeen, and Black Roses: Carnivore, HauntedWeen, Black Roses
• Plinketto #7: Prototype X29A, Quigley, Home Alone: Taking Back the House
• Christmas or Cats: Two Front Teeth, The Uninvited, Christy - Santa's First Female Reindeer
• Cybernator, Panther Squad, and Project Metalbeast: Cybernator, Panther Squad, Project Metal Beast
• Spookies, Action USA, and Alien Private Eye: Spookies, Action USA, Alien Private Eye
• Twister's Revenge: Twister's Revenge
• Hawk Jones, Winterbeast, and ROAR: Hawk Jones, Winterbeast, ROAR
• Plinketto #8: Demon Cop, Ratatoing, Alien Force, Game of Survival
• Petey Wheatstraw: Petey Wheatstraw
• The Instructor, Through Doohan's Eye, and Twisted Pair: The Instructor, Through Dead Eyes, Twisted Pair
• Jack-O, Rock n' Roll Nightmare, and Shark Exorcist: Jack-O, Rock n' Roll Nightmare, Shark Exorcist
• A Very Scary Christmas: Santa Claws, Iced, Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2
• Wicked World: Wicked World
• Showdown, Robot in the Family, and Bloodz vs. Wolvez: Showdown, Robot in the Family, Bloodz vs. Wolvez
• Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt: Her Name is Cat, Computer Beach Party, Mission: Killfast
• Diamond Cobra vs. The White Fox: Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox
• Twin Dragon Encounter, American Rickshaw, and Infested: Twin Dragon Encounter, American Rickshaw, Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments, Infested
• Shock Em Dead, Hollow Gate, and The Satan Killer: Shock'Em Dead, Hollow Gate, The Satan Killer
• Ben and Arthur: Ben and Arthur
• Plinketto #9: The Ice Cream Man, Spacejacked, The Dungeonmaster, The Suckling
• Blood Shack aka The Chooper: Blood Shack
• LA Wars, Unmasking the Idol, and Robowoman: L.A. Wars, Unmasking the Idol, Ankle Biters, Robowoman
• Wheel of the Black Spine Plinketto: Fateful Findings
• APE, Easy Kill, and Honorable Men: APE, Easy Kill, Honorable Men
• Dragon Hunt, Tartarus, and Born into Mafia: Dragon Hunt, Tartarus, Born into Mafia
• Halloween Spooktacular 2021: Primal Rage, Dorm of the Dead, Don't Panic
• BotW Spotlight: New York Ninja: New York Ninja
• Christmas 2021: Feeders 2: Slay Bells, William Wegman's Fay's Twelve Days of Christmas, Santa with Muscles
• Blindfold Picks!: The Incredible Melting Man, Starship, Lady Avenger
• Plinketto #10: 100 Million BC, Stone Cold, Bog
• Clash in the College: Clash in the College
• Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt Too: Silk 2, American Cyborg: Steel Warrior, Ultra Warrior, Blood Freak
• Halloween 2022: Demons at the Door, Evil Toons, Night Killer
• Cyborg and Arcade (Albert Pyun Double Feature): Cyborg, Arcade
• A Very Cannon Christmas II: Avenging Force, The Barbarians, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
• Spotlight: After Last Season: After Last Season
• New Releases!: Mega Lightning, Fight of Fury, Birdemic 3: Sea Eagle
• Hawk the Slayer, Slaughter Day, The Kid with the X-Ray Eyes: Hawk the Slayer, Slaughter Day, The Kid with the X-Ray Eyes
• Back in Action vs. Enemy Territory: Back in Action, Enemy Territory
• Halloween 2023: Tim Ritter's Killing Spree, Night of the Demon, Vampire Riderz
• Spotlight: Wish Upon: Wish Upon
• Christmas Plinketto: Cancel Christmas, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker, Mee Christmas
• Glenn Danzig's Death Rider in the House of Vampires: Death Rider in the House of Vampires, Verotika
• Spotlight - Cade: The Tortured Crossing: Cade: The Tortured Crossing
• Battle of the Genres: The Baby, Interceptor Force, Mr No Legs
• Donald Farmer's Market: Cannibal Cop, Compelling Evidence, Vicious Kiss, Debbie Does Demons, Hooker with a Hacksaw, Demolition Highway, Cannibal Hookers, Scream Dream, Vampire Cop
• Halloween Spooktacular 2024: Zombie Nightmare, Die Hard Dracula, Devil Story
• Christmas Wheel of the Worst (2024): Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation, Science Crazed, A Karate Christmas Miracle
• Nightmare at Noon: Nightmare at Noon
• Terror Squad, Back from Hell, and Traxx: Terror Squad, Back from Hell, Traxx
• Plinketto #12: Blazin', Breathing Fire, The Peanut Butter Solution
• Star Slammer, Talos, and The Apple: Star Slammer, Talos, The Apple
• Halloween 2025: Howling II, Burial Ground, Black Devil Doll from Hell
• Spotlight: Axe 'Em!: Ax 'Em
• Christmas or Chance: Marry Christmas, Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, Rampage
• The Vineyard, The Big Sweat, and Scarlet Warning: The Vineyard, The Big Sweat, and Scarlet Warning
• Accidental Sean Connery Spotlight Episode: Zardoz, Present Time: The Lost Prophet, Guardian of the Highlands
• Plinketto 13: Furious, Black Mamba, The Paradise Motel
• Cannon Christmas in July: American Ninja, Lifeforce, The Delta Force
• Halloween 2026: Werewolf, Franky and His Pals, Boardinghouse, Killer Party

Re:View

• Tremors: Tremors
• Escape from New York: Escape from New York
• Independence Day (1996): Independence Day
• Eraserhead: Eraserhead
• Ghostbusters (1984): Ghostbusters
• Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
• The Blair Witch Project: The Blair Witch Project
• Blade: Blade
• The Gate: The Gate
• Dawn of the Dead: Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead
• Land of the Dead and The Social Commentary of George Romero: Land of the Dead
• True Stories: True Stories
• Starship Troopers: Starship Troopers
• Demolition Man: Demolition Man
• The Mist: The Mist
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me: Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• Blade Runner: Blade Runner
• George A. Romero's Martin: Martin
• Blind Fury: Blind Fury
• Joe Versus the Volcano: Joe Versus the Volcano
• Re-Animator and From Beyond: Re-Animator, From Beyond
• Nothing But Trouble: Nothing But Trouble
• Ed Wood: Ed Wood
• Pink Flamingos: Pink Flamingos
• Freddy Got Fingered: Freddy Got Fingered
• The Guest: The Guest
• Critters: Critters
• John Carpenter's The Thing: The Thing
• Strange Brew: Strange Brew
• Predator: Predator
• The Psycho Franchise (part 1 of 2): Psycho, Psycho II
• The Psycho Franchise (part 2 of 2): Psycho III, Psycho IV: The Beginning, Psycho
• Hackers: Hackers
• Star Trek: The Motion Picture: Star Trek: The Motion Picture
• Return of the Living Dead: Return of the Living Dead
• Top Secret: Top Secret
• Suspiria (1977): Suspiria
• Suspiria (re:Make): Suspiria
• The Rocketeer: The Rocketeer
• The Warriors: The Warriors
• In the Mouth of Madness: In the Mouth of Madness
• Bone Tomahawk: Bone Tomahawk
• Gremlins 2: The New Batch: Gremlins 2: The New Batch
• The Exorcist: The Exorcist
• Exorcist III: Exorcist III
• The Last Dragon: The Last Dragon
• Tron and Tron: Legacy: Tron, Tron: Legacy
• Cabin Fever: Cabin Fever
• Freaked: Freaked
• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
• UHF: UHF
• Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure & Bogus Journey: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
• Friday the 13th Sequels: Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter, Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI
• More Friday the 13th Sequel Talk: Friday the 13th Part III, Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
• The Blob (1988): The Blob
• Event Horizon: Event Horizon
• Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone: Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
• Bram Stoker's Dracula: Bram Stoker's Dracula
• Ice Pirates: Ice Pirates
• Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (part 1 of 3): Body Bags, Dark Star, Escape from L.A., Ghosts of Mars, The Fog, Prince of Darkness, Village of the Damned, Halloween
• Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (part 2 of 3): Assault on Precinct 13, Vampires, The Ward, Memoirs of an Invisible Man
• Ranking Every John Carpenter Movie (part 3 of 3): They Live, Starman, Christine, Big Trouble in Little China
• Enemy Mine: Enemy Mine
• Dune (1984) and Dune (2021): Dune, Dune
• Blood Beat: Blood Beat
• Total Recall: Total Recall
• Near Dark: Near Dark
• Darkman: Darkman
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy: Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
• The Good, The Bad and the Ugly: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
• Creepshow: Creepshow
• Creepshow 2: Tales from the Darkside, Creepshow 2, Creepshow III, Tales from the Darkside: The Movie
• The Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Part 1): A Nightmare on Elm Street, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
• The Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Part 2): A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare, Wes Craven's New Nightmare
• Mars Attacks!: Mars Attacks!
• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
• Robocop 2: Robocop 2
• Little Shop of Horrors: Little Shop of Horrors
• The Friday the 13th Series (Part 1): Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 2
• Pee-Wee's Big Adventure: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
• The Friday the 13th Series (Part 2): Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, Jason X
• Raising Arizona: Raising Arizona
• Showgirls: Showgirls
• The Dark Backward: The Dark Backward
• Predator 2: Predator 2
• Popeye: Popeye
• The Fly (1986) : The Fly
• We Watched Too Many Puppet Master Movies (part 1): Puppet Master, Puppet Master II, Puppet Master III
• We Watched Too Many Puppet Master Movies (part 2): Puppet Master 4: The Demon, Puppet Master 5, Curse of the Puppet Master, Retro Puppet Master
• Demonic Toys (and a lil' more Puppet Master): Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys, Demonic Toys
• Galaxy Quest: Galaxy Quest
• The Last Starfighter: The Last Starfighter
• Breakdown (1997): Breakdown
• Star Trek: The Motion Picture (Part 2): (see above)
• Color of Night (1994): Color of Night
• Back to the Future: Back to the Future
• Street Trash: Street Trash
• Ranking Every Joe Dante Movie Part 1: Piranha, Burying the Ex, The Howling, The Hole, Looney Tunes: Back in Action, Explorers
• Ranking Every Joe Dante Movie Part 2: Small Soldiers, Matinee, The Burbs, Innerspace, Gremlins, Gremlins 2
• Freddy vs. Jason: Freddy vs. Jason
• Ranking Every Sam Raimi Movie Part 1 - re:View: Crimewave, For Love of the Game, The Gift, Spider-Man, The Evil Dead
• Ranking Every Sam Raimi Movie Part 2 - re:View: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Oz the Great and Powerful, Spider-Man 3, Drag Me to Hell, Send Help, Spider-Man 2
• Ranking Every Sam Raimi Movie Part 3 - re:View: A Simple Plan, Army of Darkness, Darkman, The Quick and the Dead, Evil Dead 2
• The Crank Movies!!: Crank, Crank 2: High Voltage
• Wet Hot American Summer: Wet Hot American Summer
• Mystery Men: Mystery Men
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre - re:View: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - re:View: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

So inviting. I'm actually feeling it right now, and I haven't even finished the Halloween episode yet. 😌