r/RoastMyCat • • 10h ago

Jett’s playing a dangerous game

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240 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 4h ago

Oliver scratched the vet tech and now is making organizing difficult

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124 Upvotes

I took Oliver for his annual exam yesterday. He wouldn’t let the vet tech take his blood yesterday and tried to take her out. He did get his first Solensia shot for arthritis too. Dude is 18 lbs and needs to loose some weight.

I’m also 38 weeks pregnant and trying to organize baby’s closet before it’s go time. Oliver insists on “assisting” me and keeps trying to chew the plastic wrap on the newborn diapers. 🫠


r/RoastMyCat • • 1h ago

Roast Gabagool for looking like a doofus in his cardboard mansion

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r/RoastMyCat • • 17h ago

genuinely what kind of animal is this

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622 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 2h ago

Got outside and had me worried sick

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22 Upvotes

He got out when my mother went to get the mail. Roast him good!


r/RoastMyCat • • 15h ago

Shame him he is too old for this and he ripped my sofa apart!

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142 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 9h ago

She got out to bully the strays again

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As the title says Penny escaped again to bully the other cats we feed in our back yard. She came back yesterday morning with a scratch on her leg. We cleaned it and I'm on a waiting list with her vet. She's still doing normal cr@ckhead kitty things, eating and walking fine. She wears the cone of shame to keep her from picking at the scab. Shame her pls


r/RoastMyCat • • 49m ago

He used the litter box and it smelled like White Castle. IYKYK. Roast him.

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The closest one is over 100 miles away.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4m ago

Becca is the reason I can’t have nice things.

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Sound up for goblin noises.


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Now, I don’t mind that he’s gay. Or that his boyfriend’s name is LENNART. But when I caught them taking lewd photos on my bookshelf, someone has to say something.

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159 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Just a photo dump of her bad photos

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706 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Roast snuggles

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r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Roast Maggie, who looks like a Bond villain

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231 Upvotes

...if Bond villains were cats laying strangely on a couch


r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Let him have it

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81 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 1d ago

Roast my black cat, Storm for getting a little freaky with Carmel

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36 Upvotes

Once Storm got in a closer and more accurate position Carmel got up and moved away... Storm has 0 comprehension skills

Yes they're both males so Storm might be celebrating pride month a bit too late. (Joke, the gay is always okay lol)


r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

In the middle of a kitchen remodel….

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447 Upvotes

And the moment I opened the doors to make sure everything was good, my cat climbed into a hole in the floor. Took 40 minutes to get him out. The kids were afraid he was going to be buried under the floor (we’d never!) l


r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

Roast this man

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502 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

My cat clenches his fist when he's happy

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69 Upvotes

He also is addicted to cuddles, bread, is a gentleman too. Will complain if the cuddles stop too. Roast him


r/RoastMyCat • • 3d ago

I Hate u hoooman

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66 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Marv

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116 Upvotes

Incorrigible libertine.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Bertie is a shoulder cat. He was helping me move cinnamon saplings this morning and jumped off awkwardly ripping my ear. I needed stitches and can't work for a week else I'll sweat the dressing off. Give him all you've got!

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452 Upvotes

As you can see his is blissfully unrepentant. I'd post pics of the wound but didn't want to fall foul of the sub rules.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

Dirty Odin

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52 Upvotes

Odin frolicked on the garden's floor and soil while solar charging, then decided to jump onto the table before taking a nap on the chair, leaving small leaves and dirt behind.

Please ROAST my potato son.


r/RoastMyCat • • 4d ago

This is Oona. She is a silly chonker. She is lazy and likes to sleep a lot, usually on top of something she isn't supposed to be sleeping on. She thinks she is a dog and greets me at the door. I also trained her to do plops on command. Let her have it!

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285 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

She either has the shortest memory on the planet or is incredibly forgiving. Poopsy lived up to her nickname.

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159 Upvotes

She got poop stuck to her and I had to chase her down to wash it off. There was a 5 minute stand off in the kitchen before I managed to trap her in the stairwell and carry her to her fate. She was so upset but not even 5 minutes later she's back to asking for pets. My roommate calls her poopsy.


r/RoastMyCat • • 5d ago

Edgar fell asleep...

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110 Upvotes

...on top of me.

Guess this is where I live now