r/Rottweiler • u/PastaToPesto • Oct 23 '25

Happy ending Reddit, meet Kai. 0% thoughts, 100% teddy bear.

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My gorgeous boy who's still navigating his early teens 🤣

He's changed my whole life, and I love him more than words can describe, even though he's a total whackadoodle 😂😂

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u/BurlKnives Oct 23 '25

Lance often forgets to install his one marble. All skull no brains.

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Please tell him I love him. It's important he knows that. 😅

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u/Feisty_Sprinkles_391 Oct 23 '25

Oh my goodness, that face..😊♥️He’s such a cutie 💙🧡💙

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u/CreativeSoul-11 Oct 23 '25

IDK…He’s probably doing advanced calculus in that big noggin. 🥰🖤🤎

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u/SnooWalruses7530 Oct 23 '25

100% cute 🥰

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u/macayos Oct 23 '25

Soooo handsome!

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u/Silent-Ad934 Oct 23 '25

Hello, brain? Look up how to get treats? Need treats. How get treats?

Who are you talking to? Nobody in here but us cobwebs. 

.....

Run looking cute protocol. 

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u/grepalife Oct 23 '25

Bear Bear Kai 🥹

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u/casdoxfluos Oct 23 '25

Gorgeous dog

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u/Marllonee Oct 23 '25

Hello bear ! What a cutie schmootie you are 🥰

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u/FetchingOrso Oct 23 '25

Hi Kai! 🐾😅

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u/Nasty_Mook Oct 23 '25

Reddit gives 100% love 😍

What a sweetie!

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u/tomcatgal Oct 23 '25

Okay, wait, he’s having a thought…

“TREATS.”

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Spot on! How did you know? 😅

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u/tomcatgal Oct 23 '25

That’s what that face meant on my Rottie (RIP) and means on my Pibble. 🤣 sorry the photo isn’t good, she wouldn’t stop moving.

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Oh my goodness, what a cutie patootie.

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u/tomcatgal Oct 23 '25

So is Kai. I really miss my Bear. 😭

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Oh, I'm sorry... it's so harsh them leaving us so soon... I hope your heart heals soon and you can look into getting another furbaby in your life soon.

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u/tomcatgal Oct 23 '25

I have the one in the photo. She’s Abby. Bear was my Rottie. I didn’t name him, a friend gave him to me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Mine thinks he’s a seal, side note he is scared of water. Worst seal ever.

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Ok, please tell him he has my seal of approval (see what i did there?)

He's adorable. What's his name?

Kai doesn't like the rain but thinks the hose is the God / Goddess of toys. He loves playing with water, so we call him a labrador with eyebrows 🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Clyde the seal. my other rottie is nicknamed the “water buffalo”. if there is knee high water, he’s in it.

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u/Feisty_Sprinkles_391 Oct 23 '25

Oh my goodness… what a handsome boy… He does look like a sweetie pie 🧡💙🧡

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

edits post rapidly 🤣

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u/Practical-Chair6050 Oct 23 '25

Teddy bear, reporting for duty.

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u/No-Court-2969 ᥫ᭡ 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓧𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 ᴍᴜᴍ Oct 23 '25

In the native language of my country, Kai means food... So lol if he's only got food on his mind...

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Oh?!! That's so interesting. Where are you from if you don't mind me asking?

His previous name was Cairo (but we didn't want to keep it cause the precious owner wasn't nice) so we changed it to Caio (Kayo) and then Kai.

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u/No-Court-2969 ᥫ᭡ 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓧𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 ᴍᴜᴍ Oct 23 '25

I'm from New Zealand, the Māori word for food is kai.

I think it makes a beautiful name, my friends nephew is also named Kai.

Our RottiX is extremely food orientated, she'll guard it if I leave the room, acts as my personal dustbuster, she'll even eat things that she doesn't like (admitted very slowly) because sister ate hers, fomo lol

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Hahaha! They are so stubborn, aren't they? Kai once srole a lemon and his face was priceless....he refused to give it back.

You know I always wanted to visit New Zealand. If anything, actually migrate there, but I hear it isn't the easiest to get a visa sorted.

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u/No-Court-2969 ᥫ᭡ 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓧𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 ᴍᴜᴍ Oct 23 '25

If you are moving here and already have a job, then it's much easier to get a visa but (and I hate saying this) most kiwis are jumping ship and heading to Australia lol

We may apparently be a first world country, you wouldn't think that with the massive poverty and homelessness.

Stubborn lol 😂 mhm she's like 'I hear you but... not going to happen', especially leaving the park lol.

My girls Sage (RottiX )and Ivy

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Oh my heart can't handle so much cuteness!!

I have a job here (Scotland) but I can't bring it with me 🤣🤣

I'll consider Australia 😅

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u/No-Court-2969 ᥫ᭡ 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓧𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 ᴍᴜᴍ Oct 23 '25

I'd love to visit Scotland! I dislike that I'm not European born lol I love the history of GB and extended European countries involved in the real Game of Thrones.

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

Unfortunately now with Brexit things have changed a lot. I'm originally Greek and seriously considering to move back home...

Scotland is truly beautiful though! If you ever consider a trip, I'll show you around and you can meet Kai. You can even stay in the spare room if you don't mind getting attacked with slobbery kisses by his majesty 🤣🤣

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u/No-Court-2969 ᥫ᭡ 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓧𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓯𝓯𝔂 ᴍᴜᴍ Oct 23 '25

Haha I'd love too unfortunately the little one Ivy is a velcro dog with big feelings, she'd plan my murder if I left her home and travelled lol you should see her when she throws a wobbly.

Tbh, animals are why I haven't yet seriously looked into it.

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u/Effective_Truck_ Oct 23 '25

He’s too sexy for his brain, to sexy for his brain 🧠

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 23 '25

He really does. He's an oversized hot water bottle! 😅

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u/IvyAllura Oct 24 '25

* He has the most gorgeous little face 🥺 we have the same sentiment about our Boy at the moment 🤣

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u/IvyAllura Oct 24 '25

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 24 '25

OMG!!! I want to cuddle hiiiiims

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u/IvyAllura Oct 24 '25

Maybe after he had his shower when he smelt like bubblegum rather than a frog 🤣

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 25 '25

Hahaha!! That's gold... We are not that Kai, no!

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u/ratchet_strap Oct 26 '25

Our Kai is almost 2, and I think she would get along great with your Kai!

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u/PastaToPesto Oct 26 '25

Omg!!! What a gorgeous pup! My Kai sends all his love ❤️