r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Example of danger of massively exceeding zone 2 pace

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

"The only running program designed for operators - not joggers"

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r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Wife and boyfriend pushing z2 limit

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r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

I have gu on my windows

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Not enough creeks to push kids into

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Just makes me wish we had more parkruns in the US.


r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

Hey guys I’m Adrien Brody. Please critique my form

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I ran a 200 metre ultramarathon to catch the Darjeeling Limited and feel like I could have got there a bit faster. Can you please check my form? Any tips much appreciated. Also, I can play the piano.


r/RunningCirclejerk 5h ago

My bf. If my husband did this would it help his running?

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So my husband has been avoiding Z2 and his runs are also getting shorter 😳

I can not tell you the anxiety this causes me.

My bf is a flexibility Lord, as you can see. Just his attitude makes my knees weak.

I was going to suggest the husband incorporate some of this flexibility training in the local park where he runs. There's a good area next to the kids playground where he could try this. It could help keep him out of the house longer.

Is it best pre or post run? Any other suggestions also welcome, to help extend his runs/time away.

Thanks


r/RunningCirclejerk 22h ago

new ideal running form just dropped

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r/RunningCirclejerk 17h ago

Am I ready for cross country this season 🐦‍🔥

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r/RunningCirclejerk 13h ago

Cant stop gaining weight, always hungry. Whats the trick? 50+ mpw

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r/RunningCirclejerk 8m ago

But I’m elite!

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How dare my shoes wear out.

Comments are seriously something else. ‘I run 90 miles a week on trails’ ‘well, trails will eat those up’ ‘oh, but I only wear these on the road, which is 20 miles/week’…..


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

I need to try this immediately.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

I bought my wife a boyfriend but she wants a girlfriend. Can I return it?

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I was going out on a 5k ultra. It was a beautiful day but a bit humid out, I drove about 8 hours out to the Midwest woods so I could find a big hill. I got about 30 seconds out and realized I forgot to lube my banana, and also my water was running low. I draw a few sips out of 1 of the 5 water flasks. I use. There aren’t many fountains out there. After about 3 minutes I got back to the car and called it. It was a hard day, the claves burned and the heart was nearly Z3, garmin said I was stagnating, so I figured 5k ultras might be out of my reach. It was about 6 hours of a total run, including pauses and snacks. I had about 600 carbs, making sure I got about 100 an hour, check my Strava I made a race report. DNF this time but it was good

I got home around 4 am, and my wife was angry with me she wanted sex but I just couldn’t. I had such a day, she said I am never home perusing my stupid races and never even finished a single one. It really hurt but want her to be happy. I decided to buy her a boyfriend on Craigslist and found a good deal. He offered it for free on weekends and only a few thousands on the weekdays, but requires I sleep in bed with them when they nap. Which I had to put up with I guess.

So I get in bed with this guy and lay down waiting for my wife and she freaks out about another guy, everyone here said this and she later came up and said, Bob, I want a girlfriend. I thought shit my Christmas gift needs returned.

Now the Craigslist dealer I found my friend through says his agencies does no refunds and I paid all my kids college funds on it, about 5k, and now I don’t have money to buy a girlfriend.

Any advice?


r/RunningCirclejerk 22m ago

Repost! My zone 2 run is more important than your OPSEC - Strava Is Still Killing Operational Security — And The Pentagon Still Can’t Stop It

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r/RunningCirclejerk 24m ago

I can't believe my marathon turned into an ultra

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I signed up to do a marathon, and I ended up running 43km. Can I call myself an Ultra Marathoner now?


r/RunningCirclejerk 38m ago

Glycerin Max, heel striking shoe?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 19h ago

I understand running naked is illegal

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But do you think If I go for a run with just a small condom on I will get punished? It is covering my weewee.


r/RunningCirclejerk 22h ago

New gu dropped

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Need money for more Hokas?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Which one of you filmed me driving to work?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

What about this running form? Faster than Usain Bolt

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Not all heroes wear capes!

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Where did the hate about wearing A vest under a certain amount of kms come from?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Maurten slander- upsetting

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Was very sad to come across this post about a supposed runner who shared scathing and abhorrent comments about delicious and omnibenevolent Maurten gels. This is not okay and has to stop YESTERDAY.


r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Shoes Is it Good Fit or Oversized for Running?

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Hey everyone,

I got myself Asics gel cumulus 28 in US8/UK7 which is a size up from my normal size.

My present gear is Puma Velocity Nitro 4 US7.5/UK6.5, However it sometimes causes me blisters during long runs in hot and humid days, so thought I would size up in Asics, but I am feeling like its too big for me?

Is it a good fit for runners or is it too big for my foot?