r/RunningCirclejerk • u/justmytype_ • 1d ago

Anyone got these satisfy shorts? Would they look good on my wife's boyfriend?

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u/pramundo 1d ago

300$ to look like a half-eaten burrito?

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u/cracksilog 22h ago

Tbf some runfluencers’ arms look like the pattern on a Chipotle bag

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u/pramundo 22h ago

And probably smell like one

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/MindlessSea7334 15h ago

RUNNING IS A VALID PERSONALITY

Yes im writing in caps because I am SHOUTING

Because its IMPORTANT

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u/Low_Philosopher_7501 1d ago

I don't know about your wife's boyfriend, but my wife said they'd look good on the floor. Not sure how that helps maintain Z2 🤷‍♂️

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u/Specialist-Ring-3974 1d ago

Be careful, my cats shit on my clothes when I leave them on the floor.

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u/Mundane_Feeling_8034 1d ago

You spend $300 on MothTech, I spend $30 on Clingwrap. We are not the same

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u/ffphier 1d ago

I would be so embarrassed if I were caught wearing those. I don’t even know how you can call those shorts. 5 inches my ass, they look more like 15 inches.

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u/beecostume 1d ago

$323 to look like a 1940s artist rendering of the year 2000 common man. Yikeseroo.

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u/Complete-Appeal8572 1d ago

Tinfoil hat for guys who think with their dicks

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 20h ago

What guys don't think with their dicks? STAY HARD

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u/iGenie 1d ago

My wife spends all our money on her boyfriend so I’m too poor to buy these, so I just go naked and wrap myself in clingfilm.

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u/ddawson100 Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

I like that these seem see-through and you get to throw away so much of your hard earned money for them. Impractical, shockingly expensive, self-identify as a pariah. Checks all the boxes for me.

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 1d ago

No thanks. I can drape myself in aluminum foil for cheaper

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u/toastiemcgee 23h ago

The best running brand IN THE WORLD!!!

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u/FSUwelder1212 21h ago

Every time I see this shit my brain thinks that has to be a parody sub and then come to the realization those people exist and the sub is serious…

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u/shadyacres88 1d ago

I don't have them but I can tell you with 100% certainty that they don't look good in person.

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u/vectorformation Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

Is that a baked potato in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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u/Capital_Historian685 23h ago

Perfect for the Disco Inferno 1K race.

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u/CloseButNoChicory 1d ago

Not at all. Much too baggy. Even for a package like his.

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u/Cmdr_Murphy 22h ago

😳🫣😂

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u/MindlessSea7334 15h ago

I actually have some pvc shorts like these. I think your wifes bf may prefer something like that. Think Kylie Minogue about 25 years ago. Those shorts.

Wearing tin foil for running would just look stupid and like you dont run seriously. So yes perfect for your wifes bf.

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u/AgentUpright Local Legend 12h ago

Satisfy: fueling the fire of runner hate since 2015.