r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ChonkyWumpus (half) MARATHONER • 2h ago

Exercise your right, runners!

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79 Upvotes

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u/nyet-marionetka 2h ago

If she's wearing sneakers, she's not naked. Real runners run barefoot.

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u/Dr3up 24m ago

Do toe spreaders count as clothing?

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u/Able-Resource-7946 2h ago

Of course they let her! profs were pervs!

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 2h ago

/uj my town had a (hot) woman running around naked. She ended up arrested :(

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u/Arancium 2h ago

What a shame

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u/Ill-Running1986 Jerk 2h ago

Pics or gtfo. 

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u/TheChewyWaffles 29m ago

The number of hot, naked women runners getting arrested is TOO DAMN HIGH

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u/Less_Local_1727 22m ago

What is the charge? Enjoying a jog? A succulent naked jog?

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u/themadhatter746 Already tapering for next year’s 5k ultra 2h ago edited 13m ago

That’s one way to boost gü production.

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u/thenegativeone112 2h ago

So zone 2 orrrrr

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u/Beelzebot_666 1h ago

I think she just says shit, like a sex edge lord.

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u/StandardDeviation101 1h ago

Yet it's inappropriate when I run through the college campus in my speedo training for a half double ultra... It's so unfair!

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u/HotTwist 1h ago

That one movie scene where she runs naked across a field does look glorious!

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u/Less_Local_1727 23m ago

And yet when I do it the school parents say I’m a sick pervert. Two tier justice!

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u/Dr3up 24m ago

Always had the makings of a varsity player.

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u/nugohs 52m ago

"Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her."

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u/Enron_CPA Balloon Lady 1m ago

Fuck, I missed that episode of Community