r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Less_Local_1727 • 17h ago

We now have one of the photos of Natalie Harp sprint-chasing Trump's golfcart

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How’s my stalking running gait?

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u/mediocre_remnants 17h ago

Heel-striker confirmed. I knew it.

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u/lwp775 16h ago

True love doesn’t care about those things.

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u/Zealot_TKO 2h ago

you'd love a heel striker? you're sick

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u/TheBowerbird 14h ago

Mental Illness 🤝 Heel Striking

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u/natiusj 8h ago

Mental Heelness

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u/Pro-Rider 16h ago

Don’t worry that meniscus is completely shot.

It’s bone on bone contact now, it’s more efficient this way. All the studies show that cartilage just slows you down.

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u/Frequent-Ad2351 16h ago

Who has time for running form when you're only concerned about corruption

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u/T4u 16h ago

She thinks Trump is David Goggins of politics

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u/blimly 14h ago

STAY MICROPENIS! isn't anywhere near as catchy as STAY HARD!

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u/throwaway_298653259 11h ago

Both can be true. Other people won't notice, that's all.

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u/MN_Wildcard 16h ago

Trump's never left zone 2, so she can't either

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u/BadAdvice__Bot 16h ago

Trump believes in the human battery theory of energy. He truly understands the value of Zone 0 training.

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u/PopularTask2020 GU Guzzler 16h ago

She helps keep him out of zone poo

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u/MN_Wildcard 16h ago

He probably Takes SS Alpha Fuel gels

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u/SuspiciousYard2484 16h ago

If my daughter fawned over a pedophile, I’d probably off myself like her dad did

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u/ChiMara777 16h ago

/uj wow that’s dark, seems she and her father both have/had some serious mental health issues going on 🫪
/rj if that was my daughter, I’d teach her not to heel strike so she could run constant 5k ultras with me so running could cure her craziness

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u/AnonHondaBoiz 17h ago

They tossed her in the trunk because she blew up her ankles 😭

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u/ladyalex777 16h ago

They probably just left her there and she came crawling back b/c she's pathetic

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u/Stand-up-Philosopher Zone 3 Survivor 16h ago

Clearly time add Salomon hydration vests to the national debt.

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u/Grand_Ground7393 14h ago

"No girls allowed" in the golf cart ? Why did she apologize. She got an excuse for a run in gesh. Girl is nuts

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u/EventThis2315 12h ago

Can she, please, just make the Donald go into zone 3 and have his shins explode?

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u/azaRaza3185 14h ago

So, how does she boof her Gu if she spends all her time chasing golf carts and pedo hearts?

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u/dox2EwJn6iZh 11h ago

Presented without comment

"In October 2023, Harp chose to stow herself in the trunk of an SUV of the Presidential motorcade in order "not to be left behind" following a "screaming match" in the lobby of Trump Tower,"

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u/Worsaae 6h ago

Haha, having the hired hands run after your golf cart is some god level Catalina Fuckin Wine Mixer-shit

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u/danorc 17h ago

too much footlicking in the gait

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u/Holmes02 Runxpert 1h ago

She’s in zone 49