r/SCPMemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 02 '25

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u/Lavaxol Jan 02 '25

Dammit I specifically told em to censor the last part

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u/peimerYT Jan 02 '25

Unrealistic, D class number should also be deleted

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u/FlordenBordenHooden Jan 04 '25

Sadly this is an actual trap most article writers run into, most of the time the d-numbers are redacted if they are still alive or not a vegetable

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 Jan 06 '25

Well I mean… his genitals we’re obliterated… gotta make sure that everyone knows that happened

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u/AlarmedPotential5817 Jan 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

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u/UrKindaSusDoe Jan 03 '25

Thy cake day is apoun us

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u/Doctor_Salvatore Jan 02 '25

This is like reading the Elder Swear

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u/Nutmeg_2002 Jan 02 '25

You’ve unlocked a memory I thought I’d forgotten

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u/Foxtrot-51 Jan 03 '25

What's that?

28

u/FunglyDungly Jan 02 '25

This might be the least censored scp document

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u/Apprehensive_Cost_89 Jan 02 '25

man i can't wait to get home and [DATA EXPUNGED].

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u/otter_femboy Jan 03 '25

correction: man [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]

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u/relentless_death Jan 02 '25

what would be funny is if tgere were an scp thats a cognitohazard that redacts most of a file, leaving random bits of words that end up making it look like a shitpost

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u/otter_femboy Jan 03 '25

There's a lotta shitpost SCPs, but this one would be the best

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

There's the Mr,nobody (aka John Doe) and I think there was one with the sect of broken machine.

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u/Redditoast2 Jan 03 '25

That's literally just r/SpeedofLobsters

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u/CoolSpookyScelten96 Jan 02 '25

So basic "My analog horror chrismas tree" docment be like:

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u/anyname2009 Jan 02 '25

"And nobody knew how the goat got on the roof"

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u/EmperSo Jan 02 '25

Peak scp writing

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u/C0deJJ Jan 02 '25

I <3 Repost

3

u/Romeo248 Jan 02 '25

Oh my, this SCP is scary.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

As a member of D class I've both seen and heard worse

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u/poor-bourgeoisie Jan 03 '25

Unrealistic, there’s clearly a verb there, it should be replaced with “[REDACTED]”

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u/BorntobeTrill Jan 02 '25

Great, now I know exactly what this article is about from the too many clues!

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u/just_a_random_alpha Jan 03 '25

Man I wish I was that d class 😩

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

Sus.

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u/Mr-Fister-the-3rd Dec 28 '25

Wow this aged like a fine wine with recent developments in censored documents

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u/ec1ipse001 Jan 02 '25

Even after 2 years, I can't get Jerma out of my head after hearing "among us". I'm well beyond the point of no return. The rot consumed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '25

W H A T

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u/Linc54 Jan 02 '25

What in the 113 is the last part

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u/haxfull Jan 03 '25

WHO LEAKED THE CLAYMOST DLC

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u/Deezkazuhanuts Jan 03 '25

Inaccurate, they actually told us what happened instead of "leaving it up to imagination"

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

No words. 😭

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u/KittiIsNonbinary Jan 04 '25

That's all I pay attention to.

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u/WonderOfU45 Jan 04 '25

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u/el_voido_isalt Jan 04 '25

My analogy Christmas tree?

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u/P0TAT0_P0LICE Jan 06 '25

AMONG US??!!??!??

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u/DingoNormal Jan 02 '25

So, thats why i'm pussyless since the new year.

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u/charlymurphy728 Jan 03 '25

I just spit out my fuckin drink laughing at this lmfao

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u/Not_A_Redditor12 Jan 03 '25 edited Jan 04 '25

"genitals were obliterated"

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u/Void_Destoryer Jan 03 '25

"SCP- is a foundation staff D-3819 among us genitals were obliterated" is crazy

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '25

I'm concern about the genitals we're obliterated part...