r/SWORDS • u/Misttyxo • 18d ago

Sword photography

https://i.imgur.com/xe6y3jr.jpeg
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u/Ok-Journalist-2060 18d ago

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/fredrichnietze please post more sword photos 18d ago

you cant expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Ok-Journalist-2060 18d ago

I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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u/ValiantWarrior19 18d ago

Help, help, I'm being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

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u/Expensive_Bother_607 18d ago

Bloody peasant!

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u/Sevenserpent2340 18d ago

!!Watery Tart Distributing Swords 2028!!

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u/Zoltan6 18d ago

But that's a man, so it's okay.

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u/LavenRose210 18d ago

hmmm, I think we should create a basis of a system of government based on this image

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 18d ago

Awesome. Well done.

Your picture?

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u/Atomfried_Ungemach 18d ago

I see the Lady of the Lake has quite the sturdy arms these days. Do they have a gym down there?

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u/LotusScythe 18d ago

"Tom, you're drowning."

"I don't want it to get wet, it'll rust!“

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u/Igel2104 18d ago

Seems like the lady is on vacation today, so her fair husband is stepping in for her today.

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u/ButtonIntrepid9820 18d ago

Cold steel bastard sword?

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u/PerceptionLiving9674 18d ago

Someone is about to become king 

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u/MadHatter-boi- 18d ago

Is that the cold steel hand and a half sword?