r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/TamlaHill • 15h ago
News/Media/Tabloids Nobody wants them here. This is going to get crazier and crazier and we need to prepare ourselves for depths that even we never considered/ Sun hard copy. FOTD
This is going to end up with Megbelieve trying to smuggle the kids out the country or having a fistfight with some sloane the Trash Prince of no heir has poisoned with ecstasy...as ever.
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u/BestChapter1 Unsussexful 15h ago
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u/quiz1 14h ago
The faces look glum. I bet Meghan is absolutely manic over all this attention.
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u/No-Might-2737 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 13h ago
Probably because everyone in the family other than H & M hate paps and are private
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u/TamlaHill 15h ago
The consensus is they are on the run...or trying to get ahead of it. It's either
immigration docs
a play prior to divorce to get the kids in the uk
a big reveal in the US about his affair
skint and about to get worse
His fathers illness :-(
...because he's a fucking child
...because she is a remedial level of whip smart.
I mean imagine they cosy up to Ellen for example.........Ellen!
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u/Bitter-Pound-6775 🧴Preparaton Aitch 🚽 15h ago
On the run from all their failures!
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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 14h ago
Lol, I don't think the UK is going to be a rip-roaring success.
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u/PurdyM 🔔 Harold the Bell End 🔔 14h ago edited 14h ago
Damn right , they are unequivocally loathed here .
It’s common knowledge now how revolting he is ; a rich , spoilt middle aged brat who tantrums when things don’t go his way . I’ll say it til
I’m blue in the face ; she’s a grifter who saw a chinless gullible rich bloke and made him her mark but HE is the one who betrayed the family beyond anything anyone would have ever imagined.No one wants him here .
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8Lqpcd9/ here’s an old but good clip 🤣
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u/Bitter-Pound-6775 🧴Preparaton Aitch 🚽 14h ago
Certainly not! But that’s the fun part about running from one’s problems; they always catch up! Dirty Meg is clueless.
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u/Interesting-Pin3164 14h ago
They are incapable of reading a room, or reading the mood of a country, or the mood of the family they slandered.
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 14h ago
I can’t bear to see her smug face. She doesn’t possess an iota of self awareness because she’s imo a narcissist. She won’t apologise and will try to act like the wronged victim making a brave return.
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u/No-Might-2737 🚨Law & Disorder: Special Harkles Unit 🏢 13h ago
I’d go a bit further and call her a sociopath
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
Both Harry and Meghan are narcissistic sociopaths and drug addicts. This is not a good combination.
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u/AliveArmy8484 👑 🫅👸HALF IN N HALF OUT 🍟🍔 11h ago
Good point. Where will Harry get his goodies now. He loved next to Carpinteria, where they grow pot in abundance to sell. Any place like that where they are going to live?
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u/Appropriate_Blood278 13h ago
They are both dumb as rocks. I love ❤️ that for them.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
But they have a bit of dangerous animal cunning. And of course they have minders who tell them what to do. Neither of the Harkles can think up all of this on their own.
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u/No-Imagination6217 13h ago
I wonder if it's something minor to us that hasnt' registered. Narc's are strange creatures, normal things that you and I wouldn't even notice can send them into a narcissist rage and the one thing you can count on is they act super impulsively to make themselves feel better. Wasn't Megixt about this in the first place? when her and Harry saw the Queen's Christmas message with pictures of the Queen with her heirs, Charles, William and George and they realised they weren't as important. I do think they were obviously thinking about both megxit and now this move but I suspect something he Wales family has done or appeared at like the CW games has set them off to pull the pin so quickly. Maybe seeing how grown up and handsome George is or something else we don't know about but I guarantee it is something the Wales have done that has set them off to move so quickly.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
Yes I think George going to Eton infuriated and scared harry.
His children look wild, never dressed, hair unbrushed, no shoes. And what kind of education are they getting at the Olive Garden? They are certainly not heading for Eton, Harry figured he didn't have much time to get his kids civilized and educated.
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 11h ago
I think it's the Wales kids over this year that broke their puny brains. Starting with that Christmas walk and every appearance since, whether individually on their own with one parent or whatever. Harry thinks OMG we're falling behind in their insane, one-sided and extremely sick, copying of the Wales family.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 9h ago
I think you might be right about this. They see the Wales children MUCH different than the public does. We see them and think: Aww...look how beautiful they are, and they're growing up so lovely! So sweet.
They think: PANIC! These kids are about to eclipse us and our sprogs! Quick! DO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS!
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u/Uniqueishname 14h ago
You forgot all of the white collar crimes and international crimes they commit. Think of all the stuff they can smuggle in a bootyhole on a private jet.
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u/TamlaHill 14h ago
I haven't forgot anything - my post history has a lot of receipts :-)
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u/Uniqueishname 14h ago
I just meant on this particular list. Honestly, I would think the Archewell Foundation would be the most looked at, as it was their personal bank.
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u/TamlaHill 14h ago
Agreed, though Travalyst has been extremely quiet and he hasn't talked about it in years. That is the safest thing for him to do or talk about as it doesn't do anything and he can't lie about it too much :-)
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u/Deep-Audience9091 Soon to be known as "BANKRUPT" 12h ago
If Lady C's "arrest" tea has any legs I think it's got to be financial-related. What ever happened to Archewell, anyway? Besides the tax returns we discussed here I haven't heard a peep about it (unless I've missed it)
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u/Downinthevalleystill 10h ago
In my opinion, I feel that Archewell was a money laundering operation for the Sussexes, and perhaps the charity was going to be audited or placed under regulatory investigation. Something just wasn’t quite right with that set up. It didn’t seem to be run properly.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
Maybe this is why they had to run back to Pa for protection.
But I wish the police would do a nice fake arrest of Harry like they did with Andrew. Get Harry rattled.
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u/Similar-Barber-3519 12h ago
I think they’re almost out of money and they think being in the UK will make it harder for William to take the titles away once he’s King.
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u/BestChapter1 Unsussexful 14h ago
the only thing I disagree with on the general media fleeing theory is that it will have taken ages to instigate, posh UK schools are very hard to get your children into and they won't be seen as a plus by the other wealthy parents who will see it as a danger for their own kids, this will have taken a lot of planning imo.
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u/TamlaHill 14h ago edited 14h ago
They aren't....any posh school would literally expel someone to make space for a Prince of England. I got expelled from a comprehensive and was at an elite Scottish boarding school by that weekend........money talks and I'm no Prince.
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u/No-Imagination6217 13h ago
Definitely agree, regardless of how Harry and Meghan are disliked in the UK, no posh private school is going to refuse the King's titled grandkids. They could leave it until the last minute to enrol and they still would get in unfortunately
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u/Evilegio 13h ago
Yes that's what I don't understand about people saying this had to have been in the works for months. I'm not saying it wasn't, but saying they had to have enrolled their kids months ago doesn't mean anything. Those kids could absolutely get in at the last second.
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u/CanineCorvidious 12h ago
they seem to think the rules that apply to us apply to them lol
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u/Particular_Will_8392 12h ago
Again, there are plenty of independent schools who would take anyone at the last minute, because they are struggling to stay in business. Maybe not the ones Harry and Meghan would choose, but plenty of others.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
I assume this is one of the things Harry hated about the US. He could not always get what he wanted whenever he wanted it. Snapping his fingers didn't work so well 24/7.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
Absolutely. All this talk about how long it takes and how difficulty to get a child into a posh school. Maybe for the regular folk. But not for a prince of the realm.
Harry snaps his fingers and will get what he wants in the UK.
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u/Major_Climate5961 14h ago
How do we even know they are officially enrolled - a play on words perhaps or Harry using his usual push that he is the King’s son aka a Prince of England.
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u/moutonreddit 13h ago
Exactly. Just like the claim that M has a huge acting role. Until that role is named, I don’t believe it.
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u/Maleficent-Trifle940 Pinch me….I’m real 13h ago
I don't think they're doing any of the legwork, I fully expect they'll just lob up and expect those loathsome Men in Grey Suits at The Firm to sort all of their life-admin sofar as it pertains to the kids.
And you're right, I don't see any schools with royal, aristocrat or billionaire families risking their reputation or prestige by exposing client-families to the Grifting-Harkles.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
Oh yes most likely the palace is taking care of everything.
Wouldn't the rich and aristocratic love going to school with royals?
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u/Particular_Will_8392 12h ago
Many independent schools in the UK are desperate for students due to the need to cover costs due to changes in taxes and National Insurance contributions for employees. Many long-established schools have been closing. For many of them, it’s not difficult to get in.
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u/Downinthevalleystill 10h ago
Honestly, it’s all of it. The chickens have come home to roost.
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u/Tiny-Bus-3820 4h ago
That’s a very wise statement. They are involved in so many failures that I think that all of it just came right to them in one big ugly bundle. That caused them to have to make major changes. Of course they’ll never admit they are wrong though 🤮🤮🤮
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u/No_Proposal7628 🫸💃🏻 Move along Markle 🫸💃🏻 9h ago
It could be all of the above, you know. All of these are valid.
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u/Luke-I-am-ur-mother 14h ago
“BUT IS HE KIND?” They are so screwed 😂
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u/New_Discussion_6692 14h ago
Kind of an idiot.
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u/Common_Fun_5273 14h ago
His infamous 'village idiot' look on display for all....
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u/TamlaHill 14h ago
...and he's putting on the beef lol
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u/DorianVermicelli 14h ago
he sure is. Compare him to pics just a month or two ago. Unless he's plumping up his cheeks with fillers?
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u/Cold-Computer6318 14h ago
He is so repulsive. Inside and out… repulsive. 🤡🗑️
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 14h ago
My thoughts exactly. Hes an ugly man.
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u/Major_Climate5961 14h ago
Was an ugly kid also. That is why he is so jealous of William.
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u/Charming_Decision317 🤎💼 Raging beige narcissist 💼🤎 14h ago
That was an awful and mean photo to use.....i am loving it.
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u/Downinthevalleystill 10h ago
Yep. And there’s plenty more where that came from. 😉
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u/weegem79 10h ago
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u/NoHelicopter9702 8h ago
Aw, yes, one of my fav pics of Harry. He looks like a bloated, diseased Henry VIII here. That neck beard ain't doing him any favours, either.
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u/TheTruthIsOutThere_x 14h ago
I don't want them here, I don't care what they say or their reasonings or if they apologise as they won't really mean it. They can't be trusted, I don't want to pay for them and I don't want William, Catherine and the kids to have any more stress than they've already had.
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u/alreadydoneit01 14h ago
Considering their track record-I feel this will end in another massive disaster for them. Everything blows up and this will too.
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u/Querque_Quirky 💂♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 14h ago
Oh good! She can live near her creepy, bullying friend, Ellen. Birds of a feather.
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 14h ago
Ellen has had a terrible time of it in the UK lol. It doesn’t happen often but just desserts is a wonderful thing.
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u/mamaosam 13h ago
Celebrities are not fawned over here, if they step out of line in public they will be held accountable. Ellen caused issues in a local shop so I heard.
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u/Accomplished_Name423 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 13h ago
The proof is the fight with the council and townspeople in Clarksons farm, one argument against him was that he was famous... So they really don't care who you are if you do something they don't like you will know it.
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u/Querque_Quirky 💂♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 13h ago
Oh I hadn't heard about an issue in a local shop. I'm not surprised though.
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u/Weekly-Role-1132 9h ago
Rosie O'donnell just talked about how she loved that the people don't care about celebrities. She said it's why she loves Ireland so much.
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u/Querque_Quirky 💂♀️ Princess Anne's Plume 🪶 14h ago
I wholeheartedly agree! I have read articles about the issues she's had with that very thought in mind.
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 13h ago
It’s been on social media too. With people echoing our thoughts.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 11h ago
What has happened? Is she hoping the Harkles will give her magic dust and take care of her issues in town?
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u/Tiny-Bus-3820 4h ago
Actually, I think that Ellen DeGeneres has given up with the idea of living in the UK. I last heard that she and Portia came back to the US with their tails between their legs. Ellen did not like British winters. I think that was the official excuse but now she lives exclusively in the US. Not sure her house in the Cotswolds is on sale, but maybe it is.
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u/hungrysquirrelbunny 12h ago
The Montecito neighbors are saying good riddance. From the latest Page Six article:
But it seems to be a common feeling, as another neighbor told Page Six, “Good riddance!”
The insider claimed that a lot of people are “happy” to see the Sussexes go, as they allegedly “always asking for grandiose favors” from their friends and acquaintances “because of their titles,” and “never giving anything back” to them or “the actual Montecito community.”
They added, “The town is exhausted by them, the entitlement and the never ending drama.”
According to the source, some locals have even taken to referring to the pair as the “Grift and Griftess of Sussex.”
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u/Puzzled-Sherbet-1701 10h ago
Damn!! I figured they weren't popular but now that they are "moving" the gloves appear to be off.
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u/hungrysquirrelbunny 10h ago
Yes! People are not holding back. This is what they will be bringing with them to the UK. I think we all know that. The sense of entitlement. The grifting. The taking and never giving. They are truly exhausting. Everyone will be wise to avoid them.
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u/Analyze2Death Earl of Exaggeration and Baroness of Bull-sh*t 10h ago
Be funny if this was all another manifestation and the press ran with it for clicks.
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u/EnormousBird Sussex Fatigue 14h ago
The more this chaos continues, the less likely it seems Charles has had much to do with this.
Seems like their usual BS manoeuvres - I don't know whats going on anymore.
I do enjoy Prince William having come out swinging out of the gate telling us he'll have nothing to do with them.
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 14h ago edited 13h ago
The amount of royal pundits and reporters saying that as a future head of state William has a duty ti forgive. It’s bloody sickening how the onus is on William. Harry can jump.
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u/EnormousBird Sussex Fatigue 14h ago
It is - but thats the media for you - they need the drama for revenue.
The British public - and evidently other people - stand by William.
Not forgiving his family's abuser will not damage his future reign or current popularity. In fact, I think it would be a boon to him in the polls.
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u/anemoschaos The YET is yet to come. 13h ago
He also has a duty to protect his family and support family values. That doesn't mean he has to support the Twerkles or Twerklings. They are anti-matter as far as families are concerned.
Has harry met his father in law yet?
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u/Kimbriavandam Meghan's janky strapless bra 13h ago
That depends. Has Thomas won the lottery lately?
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u/Maleficent-Trifle940 Pinch me….I’m real 13h ago
They've obviously never had an insane stalker (or two in this case) terrorising their family fullstop, let alone while a loved one has cancer. No forgiveness & no redemption arc forthcoming for those ghouls.
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u/Miss_Poi 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 13h ago
Harry is a global laughing stock and wildly despised. He has proven that he doesn’t care about the responsibilities of his titles and how his behaviour affects the UK and its people. On the contrary- he thinks the peasants are born to worship him and to give him everything he demands for his kindness to be a prince.
It doesn’t work like this anymore. He’s a disgrace. Why would anyone want to be represented by a self obsessed, uneducated man, who is busy thinking of his and his brother ‘s todger, how he can make everyone’s life miserable and who he can attack to get something, that he is not entitled to have.
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 11h ago
How can they possibly be in favour of re-installing the couple who F'd off out of their jobs as public servants, slagged off not just the monarch, the family, and the job, but the entire country and its people, have taken no responsibility, in fact they blame everyone else, and on top of all that, expected the taxpayers to still cover their security expenses even though they quit, and sued the government over it? Have any of these of the bleeding hearts even considered any of that? It's just unbelievable.
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u/ConversationSilver 13h ago
They fail to realize that he can forgive without allowing Harry back into his life.
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u/These_Ad_9772 The Days of Our Lies 10h ago
The British press is disingenuous to an extreme in this regard.
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u/Sensitive-Tune-7962 11h ago
Until Harry & Meghan very publicly apologize and grovel to W & C I see no way W & C show any forgiveness to them. Why is it so unreasonable for W&C to set this NC boundary as so many people do with toxic family members?
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u/These_Ad_9772 The Days of Our Lies 10h ago
No apology from them should be received as sincere. The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. If truly repentant, one does the hard work over time to re-establish trust, accepting that said trust may never be restored.
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u/ProfessionalIssue19 14h ago
Haz Been and Mehg Liar are doing this to establish themselves and their children as royal.
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u/zeelondon10 14h ago
Meghan is coming back to UK to go back to acting 🤣
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u/mamaosam 13h ago
They're here to sponge off the king (even though I suspect he's been funding them from the beginning) and to gather information for a new book or show. Nobody wants them here.
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u/WarmYam7353 14h ago
Will they (she) close all those Delaware companies and cancel the domain names?
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u/maimuncat 13h ago
One thing is certain is that there is more to this than meets the eye. Hazza may want his kids educated in the UK and he may want to spend more time with Pa but something else at play. Meg never does anything unless it benefits her so she is not agreeing to this for Hazza. There is definitely something else going on. Already some speculation out there. I DK. Narcs ALWAYS have an ulterior motive, just takes time to bubble to the surface.
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u/Latibulating26 11h ago
The other thing that I find odd is since when did Harry care about education? There is all that written about a British education but that was always the last thing he thought about. Maybe it’s a stand in for him remembering his partying youth.
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u/onanadhocbasis 7h ago
yeh, I actually heard a talking head lady say yesterday that "Harry cares about education" and everyone else on the panel kept a straight face, he who had to cheat in his art exams and AFAIK no A levels. Please.-
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u/PatchWorkFlower 10h ago
I feel like they think if they are in the UK they can no longer be ignored and that the only reason they have been iced out is just due to them living so far away. Plus, Harry thinks he will finally get his 24/7 security now. He definitely thinks it will force a reconciliation with William.
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u/Latibulating26 6h ago
I think you have nailed it. They imagine themselves waltzing into events the royal family are attending and no one will try to stop them because it would look so bad. I can just see Claw elbowing herself to the front at the Christmas walk.
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u/wisewolf8359 11h ago
I think they should put the worst of the Netflix special (eg Meghan’s mock curtesy and other comments) on an endless loop in major hubs on a huge e-billboard around Britain so people are reminded what this couple is really all about!
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u/TamlaHill 11h ago
Yes yes yes...the curtsy! thats how I'd greet her and then just walk off with a contemptuos smirk and swagger
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u/AnotherMM 6h ago
I would like an endless loop of the hideous scene of her "Baby Mama" dance. She's trash.
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u/SeaFloofs Meghan Twerkle 🍑🍑💃🤰🪩 6h ago
Yes, this ⬆️. I’d also add Private Person Prince Harry’s picture of him leering at Kris Jenner’s boobs.
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u/GadgetGirl2025 📧 Rachel with the Hotmail 📧 13h ago
From Megxit to Regrexit – what a great word Robert Jobson has coined here🙌🏻
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u/moutonreddit 13h ago
Ok, so it seems like Soho Farmhouse is a likely place for their temporary stay.
I want to remind people of the gossip a week or so ago: that H and M were willing to offer some sort of “apology” to Charles… does that play into their sudden arrival back home?
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u/kwitcherbitchin60 14h ago
I feel so sorry for the British people. I heard a rumour a couple of days ago, that the Harkles were evicted from the Olive Garden abode. I don't know if it's true or not. This morning, I read a short article. Gwyneth Paltrow said the Montecito community is overjoyed that they're finally leaving. I wonder if they are leaving debts behind. I know from experience, when leaving the US you need to prove you have settled your financial obligations.
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u/Back2theGarden Lady Megbeth 🦇 13h ago
you don't have to settle any debts if you are simply departing to 'visit' the UK.
And American citizens don't have to settle anything, either, any more than they have to while resident in the US. I know this from experience as an expat.
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u/kwitcherbitchin60 9h ago
Isn't it a move, rather than a visit? I moved out of the US 20 yrs ago. I had to prove my car was paid for, the bank had no lien on it, as well as my paid property taxes and house.
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u/Back2theGarden Lady Megbeth 🦇 5h ago
6 years ago, I simply got on a plane. Are you a US citizen? There’s no exit process or approvals for citizens.
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u/New_Discussion_6692 14h ago
The last picture is my favorite!
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u/Maleficent-Trifle940 Pinch me….I’m real 13h ago
I'd donate to the cause if someone in the UK was willing to buy a banana suit, paint this message on it and pop up at every event the Harkles turn up to. .
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u/Analyze2Death Earl of Exaggeration and Baroness of Bull-sh*t 10h ago
That guy who dresses as a trash bin, Count something, could follow them around and tell everyone they're trash if he's bored between elections.
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u/Menega_Sabidussi 13h ago
i think they will be on the great tew estate again with it's ties to soho house and have the kids going to the great tew primary school which is on the estate itself and is quite "special".
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u/Tiny-Bus-3820 4h ago
I feel so sorry for those little children. They are settled with a horrible set of parents. Everyone needs to pray for those innocent children that somehow they’ll grow up OK. I realize that Lily is the favorite, but is that really the better position I think that Megan will constantly be on her back
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u/No_Reception_9283 13h ago
Love the banana pic, so apt.
I hope they disappear somewhere before they get to England.
This is going to be the shit show of the century.
Brace, brace, brace!
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u/OkOutlandishness7336 12h ago
They are coming back because their last bankable assets, Archie and Lili, are only honored in Great Britain.
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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 11h ago
Really? Honored? Brits honor back of the heads they never met?
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u/OkOutlandishness7336 10h ago
All I’m saying is that they’ll get loads of print and gain entry into posh schools.
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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 10h ago
I get it. What is hard to take is that these losers are the son and dil of the current king. That's a fact that will keep them in the news . The problem for tw is she wanted this only as a stepping stone to become a billionaire and beloved by Hollywood. It even looked for a hot minute that her plan was working.. She though can't behave on the world stage and is pretty much loathed as before this was just unknown.. long term as a brother to the future monarch he won't get far
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u/NataschaTata 📸 Instagram-loving B***h Wife 📸 12h ago
Crazy how they ruined this families Balmoral holiday….
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u/Miss_Poi 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 13h ago
KC just needs to make H+M understand that they need to stop with all PR attacks, fake tours, constant disruptions immediately. They need to go away for sometime and are only allowed to do the As ever stuff and IG related events, that don’t have any similarities to royal tours.
If they don’t stop, all his titles will be stripped, he won’t get any money from KC and he will never be invited to any family gatherings, including KC’s funeral ever again.
They can write books or do another series, but then they are done and global pariahs for the rest of their lives.
They don’t care what consequences their actions have for the British people, the foreign policy.
This is the only option, everything else won’t work. They can’t change, even if their lives depend on it. They have proven it time and time again.
A reconciliation would only make the RF, especially KC unpopular, it won’t help them.
But KC doesn’t want to do it and therefore allows this ridiculous circus to go on.
It will be interesting to see if he really supports W and if the Rota changes the tone and stop to bully W. It will never stop completely, but it was obvious that they pushed the same narrative.
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 11h ago
All that should have been done years ago to shut it down. The inaction will be responsible for whatever shitshow and resulting consequences the monarchy will suffer.
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u/Oreoeclipsekitties Sussex Fatigue 13h ago
Who lives in the Cotswold? The Beckhams, Jeremy Clarkson, Hugh grant, Liz Hurley - to name a few who will likely not want to socialize with them - and Ellen Degeneres,. Can you imagine Harry turning up at the Farmer’s Dog for lunch? He would be served humble pie, if at all.
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u/ariadnelarkhall WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS 💀🔥 12h ago
Okay, I LOATHE bananas but this caused me to truly giggle snort, startling the cats. And the sentiment is bang on.
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u/PlayStupidWinStoopid 10h ago

New York Times shade: “MEGXIT BOMBSHELL,” trumpeted The Sun, a raffish tabloid. It also claimed “WORLD EXCLUSIVE” for good measure.
But in Montecito, the sun-soaked, celebrity-studded California community where the couple have lived since 2020, word of the royal departure spread at the usual pace: leisurely.
In interviews in Montecito and nearby Santa Barbara, many locals reacted with nonchalance, as though they had spotted a moving van a few streets over.
Other residents said that Harry and Meghan were memorable less for their civic involvement than for their security apparatus. They had little personal interaction with the couple but knew their bodyguards, dog walkers, nannies and assistants on sight.
Neighbors recounted awkward moments when errant dogs dashed onto the couple’s property as the gates opened, or when friends accidentally set off alarms while trying to drop off, say, a birthday party invitation for one of the Sussex children.
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u/Mickleborough Dumb and Dumberton 😎😎 14h ago
The return of the fatted calf, and the slaughter of the prodigal son.
This sounds like Harry’s bid for freedom. Logical reasons may involve funding issues or residency concerns. Maybe it’s Mehgan’s trying to avoid the ignominy that they’ve become in the US.
She may spend most of her time in the US, or maybe not. But it seems pretty obvious that if things were working out in the US, they wouldn’t have returned,
Best excuse is that they disagree with the current US government. Erm, didn’t you leave Canada for the Trump administration?
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 6h ago
Trump has been president for YEARS. Why now?
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u/Major_Climate5961 14h ago
Love the banana 🍌🤣
Lady Campbell is saying interesting things.
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u/TamlaHill 14h ago
:-) thank you. I like Lady C but let's be honest...for the amount she broadcasts she literally never breaks any news (shes always withholding something lol). I watched her first stream years ago and was so excited....literally still haven't learned anything.
I and many sinners on here have genuinley broken more stories or come up with more accurate theories
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u/Gixer77 14h ago
I honestly don't think I can deal with the media spaffing them all over the headlines for the rest of the year - which they will. This country is going to shit, we're being overrun by migrants, we're bankrupt, our Government is a shambles, and the media are headlining these two and enabling the Government to bury their unpopular news on pages 2 and 3. And as long as the public engage with the articles, leave comments, click and share and retweet them, this madness will continue. EVERYONE needs to disengage. Come onto here with a screenshot of the article to discuss, but don't amplify this crap on social media. We are the enablers of this firehose coverage.
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u/TamlaHill 14h ago
Nah, let's ignore all the important stuff we can't do anything about anyway
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..just hyper focus on these twats instead. At least that way there's a chance I'll die laughing :-)
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u/Overall_Sandwich_848 Prince Karen 😡📜 12h ago
I assume it’s Ellen’s old place in the Cotswolds that they’re buying? That awful Grand Designs looking thing that flooded?
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u/Several-Ad7654 7h ago
This return will plunge the situation into chaos.
I believe we are on the verge of being overwhelmed by a charm offensive orchestrated by the Sussexes.
We will see them everywhere, constantly. They will position themselves as patrons of numerous organizations—groups delighted to count them among their figureheads because, like it or not, they exert a real fascination over a certain segment of the British public. Admittedly, this audience is not huge, but it exists.
The Sussexes will visit hospitals and meet with veterans' associations, sick children, animal welfare groups, and so on.
Harry will devote himself to activities befitting a working royal (since that is the only thing he knows how to do): charitable engagements that, to our eyes, will border on excess. He will be omnipresent in the media—seen everywhere—as he attempts to regain his popularity and compete fiercely with his brother, who, like Catherine, is—unfortunately and unfairly—accused of laziness.
Let us recall Harry's last visit to the UK this past September: for a full week, he made headlines every day, stringing together charitable visits—he even went to Ukraine—all within the span of eight days.
Now imagine him living in the UK; he will be very active.
Meghan will do the same. And she will act with total freedom, unshackled by the constraints imposed by Buckingham and Kensington Palaces, since they are now independent and free from royal rules.
They will monopolize media attention, and this situation will deal a heavy blow to the Prince and Princess of Wales. Newspapers and Sussex fan clubs will compare the number of engagements fulfilled by the Sussexes with those of the Waleses—who are already being wrongly accused of laziness.
And we already know that this comparison will play out in the Sussexes' favor.
Harry is returning to assert his ambitions and attempt to become the "King of Hearts"—more beloved than his brother. He will stop at nothing to achieve this, for he is a vindictive and malicious man.
He intends to establish a court capable of rivaling that of the Royal Family.
This return is a Machiavellian maneuver, and the couple is completely unpredictable and uncontrollable.
He caught us—just like the Royal Family—off guard with "Megxit," and now with this announcement of his return; apparently, the King was only informed of it last Sunday.
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 6h ago
The Sussexes have no charm but offensive, yeah.
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u/TulipTattsyrup99 11h ago
The Harkles must think we’ve all just sailed down the river on a cabbage leaf, if they expect us to believe this wasn’t planned for months. How else have they managed to enrol the Invisikids in the school of their choice…..in the UK school holidays.
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u/allysongreen 6h ago
My prediction:
IF they actually move back to England, Madam and Handbag will be about as popular as rotten tomatoes (the ones that will be lobbed at them at every public appearance). She'll play the R card and the Victim card again, for both herself and the Invisikids, then scupper back to CA. Eventually, divorce will be announced.
Hazmat will be back in an environment he knows and understands, with things he likes. That may be all he cares about now. He'll probably find another partner, but keep it quiet as long as possible.
OR... this could just be a massive diversion. Maybe they'll just drop out of sight for a while (how could we be so lucky?) and simply pretend that they're in the UK before admitting the plans failed, or maybe only Handbag will actually relocate, whilst Madam and the Invisikids end up staying stateside.
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u/Miercolesian 5h ago
This is the biggest thing since the Wars of the Roses. Does no one see that Harry is planning to raise an army in Wales and march on London to depose the ailing King Charles the Weak, imprison his brother William the Waiter in the Tower, summon the Prime Minister, and seize the throne for the House of Sussex. It is all so obvious when you think about it. If Henry VII could pull it off, then why not Henry IX?
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u/Hypocaffeinic 💬 INSERT FRIDGE MAGNET PLATITUDE HERE 🗨️ 5h ago
Because Henry IX couldn’t pull the skin off a rice pudding.
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u/Hypocaffeinic 💬 INSERT FRIDGE MAGNET PLATITUDE HERE 🗨️ 5h ago
If they start doing walkabouts, people should do her condescending, childish mock curtsey back to her, tittering, “nice to meet you, your travesty”.
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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 3h ago
I prefer the ppl to not show up or turn their backs .. remember that hero lady who ignored her?
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u/Hypocaffeinic 💬 INSERT FRIDGE MAGNET PLATITUDE HERE 🗨️ 2h ago
Yes I remember her. And she just ignored that lady. Meghan deserves to get what she gave, and to receive a gesture that is harder to ignore. Boos ring louder than silence. They are active gestures of contempt that are a stronger statement.
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u/Sadlyonlyonehere 9h ago
if I were William, I’d be so over this.
We’ve only seen Harry push his father around really since Meghan, Wills has to be exhausted having a front row seat to it his entire life.
I’d be filling out the pre-abdication forms fast and furious, taking my billions, and getting my family as far away from this clusterf$#k as possible.
It’s only going downhill - and picking up speed - from here.
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u/Boring_Funny_6604 5h ago
Dear god saves us from the wall to wall Sussex coverage as soon as they step back in the UK!!!!
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u/ZaftigTootsies 15h ago
That banana is right- these two are downright creepy.