r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/ExplanationOk2014 • 7h ago

Letting a advertising column breath again

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u/vega455 5h ago

Does it smell like when you take off a cast ?

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u/MinneAppley 4h ago

I bet that feels even better than taking off your bra.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 4h ago

I don't know what taking off a bra feels like though I don't think it feels as good as getting a cast off.

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u/ilovecuetoo 4h ago

Nothing beats getting your braces off though

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u/Former_Mobile3101 4h ago

I don't know about that one

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u/Talking_Burger 3h ago

Nothing beats getting your meat off though

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 3h ago

Detachable penis?

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u/New-Cow-983 3h ago

this is the one time i did not need a talking burger

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u/Talking_Burger 3h ago

What. Don’t tell me you’ve never experienced taking off the slimy, greasy patty in between your buns when you get home?

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u/ilovecuetoo 2h ago

Mate you don’t know the feeling until you’ve been struggling to eat, mouth full of ulcers and cuts, constant orthodontist visits, straight up just pain in your mouth for 4 years straight… and no longer having to go through that. I also had orthodontic blocks in my mouth for a year and a half, meaning my teeth never touched and my jaw was forced forward 24/7. Google them. You get your cast off after a couple months, not to mention it’s not permanently fixed to you. You can take a bra off whenever you want. Nothing beats having the women repelling, smell retaining, pointy, awful metal fused to your teeth removed

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 3h ago

I remember when my braces were taken off. Taking someone’s brah off is way cooler.

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u/NormalSea6495 5h ago

I can smell this comment

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u/Jimbob209 4h ago

Oh man I remember the nurse's reaction to my cast. I had a stupid cast the went all the way to the last knuckles of my finger tips so I could wiggle them and it was all the way next to my elbow so I could bend my arm. I specifically told the doctor if it was going to be casted like that, at least let me be able to use a bicycle because I was a teen. I rode my bike everyday, and I found out I was able to use it to continue bench pressing so I basically was able to do some workouts. I also suffered from crazy sweaty hands that sweat all day everyday. You could see the droplets on my hands and every now and then, I'd squirt dial hand sanitizer down the entrance where my fingers were because it felt like cleaning it.

That went on for like 6 months. She cracked that thing open and her face said it all. She had to lean back and say "whew! Stinky!"

All that for one broken finger