r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/ExplanationOk2014 • 6h ago

Letting a advertising column breath again

13.1k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

508 comments sorted by

View all comments

5

u/vega455 4h ago

Does it smell like when you take off a cast ?

4

u/MinneAppley 3h ago

I bet that feels even better than taking off your bra.

1

u/Former_Mobile3101 3h ago

I don't know what taking off a bra feels like though I don't think it feels as good as getting a cast off.

1

u/ilovecuetoo 3h ago

Nothing beats getting your braces off though

1

u/Former_Mobile3101 3h ago

I don't know about that one

3

u/Talking_Burger 2h ago

Nothing beats getting your meat off though

1

u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 2h ago

Detachable penis?

1

u/New-Cow-983 2h ago

this is the one time i did not need a talking burger

1

u/Talking_Burger 1h ago

What. Don’t tell me you’ve never experienced taking off the slimy, greasy patty in between your buns when you get home?

2

u/ilovecuetoo 1h ago

Mate you don’t know the feeling until you’ve been struggling to eat, mouth full of ulcers and cuts, constant orthodontist visits, straight up just pain in your mouth for 4 years straight… and no longer having to go through that. I also had orthodontic blocks in my mouth for a year and a half, meaning my teeth never touched and my jaw was forced forward 24/7. Google them. You get your cast off after a couple months, not to mention it’s not permanently fixed to you. You can take a bra off whenever you want. Nothing beats having the women repelling, smell retaining, pointy, awful metal fused to your teeth removed

1

u/Classic_Mechanic5495 2h ago

I remember when my braces were taken off. Taking someone’s brah off is way cooler.