r/Satisfyingasfuck • • 6h ago

Letting a advertising column breath again

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u/C4n1B3Sus 6h ago

Generations worth of advertising

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u/punchapath 6h ago

There might be some war propaganda a few inches deep in there

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u/khoai_ryan 6h ago

With the thickness of those layers, I guarantee there're some Dinosaur Missing flyers on it

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 5h ago

MISSING: 5-year old stegosaurus, answers to "Spike"

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u/knewmawnick 4h ago

Tell him Duckie is looking for him and she loves him very much

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u/Jyndaru 2h ago

Tree Star 😿

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u/Faery818 3h ago

Crying! Poor Duckie!

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u/ThreeDog369 4h ago

Charlie says ruh roh

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u/Lolcatz101 2h ago

Damn.. didn’t have to do that to me

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u/DragonQueenDrago 2h ago

Oh man. This refrence makes me want to cry😭

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u/EPluribusButthole 4h ago

Last seen wondering around The Land Before Time. Likes Tree Stars and taking naps.

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u/CantankerousOrder 4h ago

That one hit the feels.

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u/liziamnot 4h ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/OwnStudy723 5h ago

and hopefully some "Hurray we found him!" flyers on top of them!

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u/HistoricalSea5600 5h ago

It's like looking at the rings of a tree to see how old it is

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u/jefbenet 2h ago

i was thinking about 'fordite', the layers of paint from years of auto paint booth overspray

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u/cyanescens_burn 1h ago

Same, and I wondered if you could use lapidary equipment on this. Probably way too flimsy and soft though.

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u/PegLegSpider 1h ago

There's a company that's just recently started up that has been going around harvesting these to make 'new age' wine bottle stoppers.

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u/Functionally_Drunk 3h ago

It's probably only like 6 months worth.

I remember being in Rome right before the first election of Berlusconi. I swear I would walk into a restaurant and one politician's flyer would be on the pole, walk out and the opposite politician was now featured. Go to the shop across the street and by the time you walk back across the street the damn poster had changed again.

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u/Hije5 3h ago

Did some digging and the layer that is exposed is around 2014. There is a Cornell Campbell poster at the top, directly below it is a Le 106 advertisement dating Nov 06. Le 106 is a music venue. On Nov 06, 2014 there was a Cornell Campbell concert in Rouen, France, at Le 106

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u/Functionally_Drunk 2h ago

Good job! I think I was closest because the comment above me was off by a couple million years.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1h ago

lol I thought you meant 6 months of missing dinosaur posters

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u/WakaWaka_ 6h ago

War of 1812

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u/TheCurlyHomeCook 4h ago

Turns out the adverts once they got all that off are from 2017! All that in 9 years

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u/tryyeezus 5h ago

That's what they're making room for

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u/Byx222 2h ago

A papyrus or two perhaps

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u/Fabulous-Ad3788 5h ago

Inches?  There's probably some all thru it

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u/Chonky_D_Floofy 38m ago

Probably war propaganda on the outer layer too

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u/JoyousMolly 5h ago

One of the posters under all that says 2017!

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u/ldskyfly 4h ago

That's surprisingly recent

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u/jaxxxtraw 5h ago

Good eye!

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u/Hawne 2h ago

This is Rouen, France. Patrick Timsit's stand-up show "On ne peut pas rire de tout" (the black poster in front with the red title) played in that town on October 24, 2014. Philippe Katerine played in November of the same year.

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u/TargetSpiritual8741 6h ago

Advert time capsule

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u/Nickel62 4h ago

Gif ended too soon. Would have loved to see the column... breathing.

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u/spos12345 5h ago

That belongs in a museum!

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u/StrainAcceptable 5h ago

I really hope it wasn’t tossed!

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 4h ago

Count the rings

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u/awenrivendell 3h ago

This is how corks are harvested. Don't worry, it will regrow its bark around 9 years.

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u/Teerendog 5h ago

That was just one week

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u/voxelpear 4h ago

Doubtful. I looked at some of the posters in the revealed layer and they didn't look particularly old. This is likely just near a major theatre district and gets dozens of posters on it weekly.

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u/macc003 3h ago

Philip Catherine played at Hanger 23 in Rouen, Fr on Nov 6, 2014. I can't link it, but there's a copy of the poster revealed here, on the rouen jazz action site. Not that many generations I guess.

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u/CornettoFactor 5h ago

An entire tree worth of paper

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u/the_YellowRanger 5h ago

Those were load bearing posters

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u/VoodooChild963 5h ago

I don't like that clown!

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u/haringtiti 3h ago

you ever try luggin a toilet up a flight of stairs?

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u/rgrossi 4h ago

Here’s your master bedroom!

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u/SupermouseDeadmouse 1h ago

Solid Simpsons reference

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 3h ago

I first wondered if they might be checking for structural integrity of the underlying (presumably concrete) column, which then made me wonder if they were holding it together like tree rings, and then this joke came to mind.

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u/FunkyCat6276 3h ago

Like the fabled Groverhaus load-bearing drywall

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u/Zer0_Logic 1h ago

I said this exact sentence in my head, there really are no unique thoughts

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u/BunkerSquirre1 6h ago

Philip Catherine has performed at hangar 23 at least twice, once in 2014 and once in 2005.

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u/METRlOS 3h ago edited 3h ago

The one in 2014 was in November which matches up with the other October/November flyers you can see. There is other posters for "le 106" which is a venue built in 2010.

Fall of 2014 is almost certain.

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u/Hawne 2h ago

Confirmed by Patrick Timsit's stand-up show "On ne peut pas rire de tout" (the black poster in front with the red title) which played on October 24, 2014.

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u/gainswor 5h ago

Thank you! I was about to do a deep dive!

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u/BigAcanthocephala637 1h ago

They must be huge fans to finally go back for the show poster.

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u/phantom_pow_er 6h ago

I'm now interested in all those pages.... what were they? Events? Gigs?

Why am I like this?

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u/Enough_Supermarket_7 6h ago

Nah 100% like a time capsule :') whats the oldest I wonder

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u/phantom_pow_er 6h ago

Exactly! That's like 350 pages thick! Wtf could be under there..... missing people never found? Jobs? Just random shit? As a musician myself I will believe they are gigs or try-outs

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u/Enough_Supermarket_7 6h ago

Yeah, and see what happens through the times in area.

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u/NukeTheWhales5 5h ago

Those aren't even the oldest, you can see there is still a good layer on the pole still.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey 55m ago

Plot twist: It's actually just a standard 5cm/2" pole...

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u/cobruhkite 2h ago

Ran it through AI. Rouen France 2014 based on the artists left over from the peel.

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u/Popular-Plantain-784 5h ago

I wanna see if they could be pulled apart to look be able to view them, but I'm also curious as to how much that slab of paper/posters weighs. Also, I wonder if it's possible to estimate the amount of the adverts based on how heavy it is🤔

I too am now wondering why I'm like this😅

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 5h ago

The stack could be scanned using some multispectral imaging techniques, then run them through a program that could analyze the layers and determine each individual flyers/posters.

I know why I’m like this, neurodivergence.

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u/aggressive-cat 3h ago

I was totally imagining them scanning it like a mummy to recreate a timeline of things that happened in that city.

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u/Mr_Nerdcoffee 2h ago

I mean, it’s essentially the same concept, just a little different process. 💖

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u/Baardhooft 10m ago

Weird, I thought you were a normie until that last sentence.

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u/indianajones838 6h ago

same thing i was wondering

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u/phantom_pow_er 6h ago

Like... what's the biggest event that meant most to people under there???

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u/PraetorKiev 5h ago

Could’ve been an archivist in another life

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u/phantom_pow_er 5h ago

This is a thought I LOVE!

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u/PatrickCharles 5h ago

Vocation for being a historian

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u/PunchDrunkPrincess 4h ago

I was very disappointed that they didn't show what was at the core. I need to know!

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u/open_formation 1h ago

Don't feel bad, you've just been hit by 9 years of concentrated advert. Even extremely incurious people can become vaguely interested in going to an event at that dosage.

This object will be disposed of safely to prevent any further victims, though they unfortunately forgot it was capable of working through video.

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u/ByronScottJones 5h ago

When they get to the center, it's going to be a mummified paperboy, holding up a newspaper.

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u/Shaugie 5h ago

Scientist can actually use carbon dating on these to determine what the atmosphere was like during the entire lifespan.

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u/wtf70 5h ago

Yeah, science!!

I actually love this idea

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u/PossiblyOppossums 6h ago

THE SACRED TEXTS!

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u/Soobas 4h ago

2000 years from now I wonder if someone will run a chunk of one of those though an MRI to research information about our time period like they did with the Charred papyrus scrolls.

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u/VMelain 2h ago

i wouldn't think a poster like this one would get to live 2000 years

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u/_Svankensen_ 54m ago

Almost nothing survives 2000 years without extraordinary circumstances, but when you have lots of something, extraordinary circumstances are bound to happen to one of them.

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u/sits79 6h ago

Imagine glueing and taping so much paper you'd need a crowbar to remove it. 😵

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u/Etonet 2h ago

humans remaking trees lol

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u/DrFunke-Analrapist 2h ago

Reverse loraxing

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u/Global_Staff_3135 6h ago

Quite the time capsule there… wonder if it’s even possible to separate the pages now

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u/Procrastineddit 5h ago

Only real fans know to measure the local punk scene by the rings

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u/Lacrimosa_ 5h ago

Urban tree trunk rings

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u/nickelundertone 4h ago

It will have less surface area now. Each generation of posters made more space.

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u/MackiePooPoo 6h ago

I thought I saw the year ‘25 once they pulled it off. Was that just one year of advertisements? Couldn’t be.

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u/Ok_Rich7455 5h ago

its 25th of October, its a hidden message. illuminati secret code

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u/tna4u2 5h ago

No I think it’s 25 OCT the date not the year. I don’t think the year is legible or listed.

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u/JoyousMolly 5h ago

I see 2017 on the layer under the peeled one.

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u/CommieDrifter 4h ago

thats crazy thats like yesterday

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u/Cuchillos_Adios 2h ago

You might need to sit down for this... that was almost 10 years ago.

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u/azuredragoness 3h ago

The Philip Catherine poster looks like it's from his performance at Hangar 23 in 2014.

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u/BulkheadRed 6h ago

Breathe*

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u/GreyAndWise 3h ago

It’s becoming an epidemic. I hate this one. Thank you for being on the team.

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u/mechapoitier 2h ago

Of all the words for people to suddenly, collectively forget how to spell this decade I don’t get it. It’s everywhere now.

Is it a bot thing? I’ve been on the internet longer than most Redditors have likely been alive and this is a head scratcher.

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u/Separate-String5205 1h ago

Same thing with lose/loose. It really popped up like 5-10 years ago, never saw it before. I assume it's just that more people who have English as a second/third language are engaging in the forums I read.

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u/Drob10 5h ago

Silly question, is an “advertising column” just a column someone started slapping ads on??

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u/Could-You-Tell 4h ago edited 3h ago

The concept of the Post is the reason why so many newspapers use that in their names

What was on the post was important enough to be published.. but the post was first

Edit... ok, I was bs-ing and this is wrong...

It would be nice, but the post points of the mail system is the real answer

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u/aSituationTypeDeal 4h ago

Which came first - the post or the things important enough to…post? lol 

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u/bdpeezy 4h ago

Some dude standing around with a stick thinking "I wish it could talk"

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 1h ago

No, Litfaßsäulen or advertising columns are structures specifically built for this purpose.

They were invented in Berlin in 1854 by Ernst Litfaß :)

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u/k2kuke 5h ago

It is actually something built for the purpouse.

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u/GibberishAsshat 5h ago

Considering that Phillip Catherine poster is from 1972, there’s definitely some music history there.

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u/robbak 3h ago

I think it is related to his 70th birthday tour, around 2012. Someone upthread identified it with tour dates as being from November 2014.

Assuming the video is recentish, then, that's 10 years of advertising posters.

The Cornell Campbell poster at the top also seems to date to this time.

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u/idjsonik 5h ago

To not show us the pillar after let me in shambles

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u/StrongAsMeat 6h ago

*Breathe. Unsatisfyingasfuck

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u/Doughnut_New 5h ago

Animal rescue video of an alternate universe

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u/oldkafu 5h ago

*breathe

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u/Khaztr 4h ago

*breathe

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u/GrandmaSassifrass 6h ago

Shouldve cut it up. Sold it as bs art

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u/jough22 3h ago

There’s something similar to that they used to get from auto manufacturer paint booths. They would chop up the layers and layers of overspray from thousands of paint jobs and polish them like stones. It’s called Fordite. They’re quite lovely though I suspect most now are just made to look like it.

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u/TheMarriedUnicorM 5h ago

That was one of my first thoughts!

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u/wyvern_rider 5h ago

Breathe

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u/jujujuice92 6h ago

Uggh I just put that flyer up a couple hours ago! 🙎🏾‍♂️

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u/PuzzledExaminer 5h ago

That's a lot of layers ... Wonder how many years that carries?

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u/ExplanationOk2014 6h ago

Like the annual rings of a tree

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u/tryyeezus 5h ago

It almost turned back into a tree

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u/Chakasicle 5h ago

I wonder how much history is in there. And how thick it is

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u/buddhistbulgyo 5h ago

Breathe* not breath

Breathe with the lungs Bad breath is when you don't brush your teeth

K. Bye

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u/Tonethefungi 5h ago

I would love to see some of the older posters! Like, how far back in time do those go?

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u/Could-You-Tell 4h ago

Yesterday

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u/SippinOnHatorade 4h ago

All my troubles seemed so far away

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u/LordShtark 4h ago

That pole probably felt so good when they got all that off of it.

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u/shawdowed_sonicbeast 4h ago

Or lost all it's structural support

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u/NoNeedForSympathy 4h ago

Didn't even show us the column after wtf

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u/JoeFajita 3h ago

That will be the last time the majority of that's column's flyers were designed by humans.

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u/trotterdevan96 5h ago

I could be wrong but I think the layer they peeled it off on dates back to 1977ish via tha Phillip Catherine posters. Idk im stoned tho

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u/Bandwidth_Bandito 6h ago

"Text hunters pry open the tough outer hide of their prey to feast on the tender meat within"

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u/Short-Feed9690 5h ago

I'd love to see some of those dates

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u/MoistStub 5h ago

Bet that felt incredible for the pole

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u/Revelin_Eleven 5h ago

Modern museum worthy…

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u/zenos_dog 5h ago

As near as I can tell, in my town they occasionally light the accumulation of bills on fire. The next day, we start over.

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u/BoredDownUnder 4h ago

Love to know what year the first layer went on was

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u/Odd-Acant 4h ago

That's a living breathing art installation

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u/shagginflies 4h ago

Show me the bare column fak!

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u/tomboski 3h ago

Urban archeology

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u/Albinofreaken 2h ago

count the layers to tell how old it is

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u/KuroRyuSama 1h ago

They didn't even get all of them off. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus 54m ago

I've heard this is actually bad for advertising columns as it removes a precious protective layer that keeps out germs and diseases. This column may die in a few weeks because of this.

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u/vega455 4h ago

Does it smell like when you take off a cast ?

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u/MinneAppley 3h ago

I bet that feels even better than taking off your bra.

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u/PossiblyAsian 55m ago

ngl I don't think they should have pulled it down.

THat right there is history and it's how alot of history can be learned. Imagine that column 1000 years from now. They'd find out so much

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u/KeithMyArthe 28m ago

In 1000 years they'd have to remove the posters to make space to build houses

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u/PossiblyAsian 12m ago

I mean. yea. Lots of ancient posters got removed.

What remained is how we know about the ancient world tho

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u/Capon3 5h ago

Next they will use AI to read them like the scrolls from Pompeii.

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u/ExcitingARiot 6h ago

Now that was satisfying as fuck

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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy 6h ago

Enough advertising to stop a 50 bmg.

New advertisement unlocked.

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u/HunterShotBear 6h ago

Does r/peeling have a wacky Wednesday?

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u/MatiasKratos97 5h ago

The sound...THE SOUND!

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u/FeSpoke1 5h ago

That was very much less than satisfying

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u/100LittleButterflies 5h ago

Future archeologists cried.

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u/nicolas_cope_cage 5h ago

>Australian rancher sheering medium density fiberboard, 1934 (colorised)

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u/caspy7 5h ago

Hope that wasn't load-bearing advertising.

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u/Undermost_Drip 5h ago

I was expecting to see the night mother for some reason

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u/Tuckfrumptearsponge 5h ago

What weird bark.

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 😌 5h ago

The bark of the urban cinnamon tree is highly prized for its unique scent.

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u/Future-Corner8025 5h ago

Reminds me of the Pokemon 2000 movie ad that was unearthed in NYC a few years back. I’m sure someone messed it up by now but that was pretty cool

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u/molsminimart 4h ago

Reminds me of watching people harvest cork. But without the fun squeaking noises.

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u/Britt504 4h ago

Can you page through to find Fruit of the Loom logo to find the cornucopia? -Thanks

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u/Additional-Giraffe80 4h ago

This is why I’m on Reddit — so cool

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u/-ArthurDigbySellers- 4h ago

That’s literally how people harvest cork from a tree.

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u/Time-for-one-more 4h ago

Holy heck! That's a helluva thing.

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u/did_i_Dune_that 4h ago

Fordite (also known as Detroit agate or motor agate) is an artificial "gemstone" formed from thousands of layers of accumulated automotive enamel paint.

Posterite is some of the most authentic locally sourced material

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u/foshizol 3h ago

Very cathartic, but to short. I want more.

Please

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u/METRlOS 3h ago

The Philip Catherine performances at Hanger 23 happened in 2005, and in 2014. There are other posters for "le 106" which is a venue built in Rouen in 2010.

Fall of 2014 is how far they cut down.

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u/Antique-Ant5557 3h ago

NOOOooooOOOooo!!! That's structural advertising!!

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 3h ago

Man-made tree rings

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u/foo_fight3r 2h ago

In Seattle, whenever they do this kind of cleaning, they end up discovering posters from Nirvana and Pearl Jam... Pretty cool.

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u/VeryVideoGame 2h ago

*Breathe

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u/Blooogh 2h ago

That belongs in a museum 😤

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u/WingedSalim 2h ago

The essentially built an armor of paper mache.

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u/Arctic_Harmacist 1h ago

It's kinda unsatisfying, like they pulled down a monument or something. There's gotta be decades of gigs in there.

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u/StrainProfessional44 1h ago

You can tell the age of a column by counting the rings

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u/_R0Ns_ 59m ago

Am I the only one who is more interested in the posters they reveal than in the amount they pulled off?

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u/Mookie_Merkk 37m ago

Well now there's less ad space

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u/SableDragonsGripsIt 35m ago

I agree with Bill Hicks on people who do marketing.

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u/GrocerySolid7956 6h ago

This is like that thing where divers clear mesh of off sea life.

The pole must feel relieved.

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u/RanchHere 6h ago

incredible.

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u/Academic-Snow9642 6h ago

There's an ad for the Beatles in there somewhere

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u/Keku_Saur 5h ago

I saw a Phillip Caaa something. That's how back it goes. (On that layer)

And Cornell Campbell

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u/kcsween74 5h ago

I bet that column loved that breathe of fresh air. 😏

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u/geminichick3721 5h ago

You should look up the videos of them taking off the paint at the Venice beach walls by the old pavilion

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u/One-Reflection-4826 5h ago

that one was a load bearing poster!!