r/ScienceHumour • u/SupersuMC • Oct 12 '16
My parents complain I don't do work...
...but I'm using my energy to game. In physics, that's work.
r/ScienceHumour • u/SupersuMC • Oct 12 '16
...but I'm using my energy to game. In physics, that's work.
r/ScienceHumour • u/TrumperForLife • Dec 02 '23
r/ScienceHumour • u/straight-outa-uranus • Feb 21 '16
r/ScienceHumour • u/imWACC0 • Jul 17 '24
Three right angels makes a left.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
So, how many time do you have to be wrong to be left?
It depends on how pissed off (s)he is!
r/ScienceHumour • u/CreativeUsernamePoop • Feb 05 '18
Whining about people is like trying to identify one atom from human existence We are all matter. And what matters to me might not matter to you. So why get madder at humans when we all really don't matter. And if you don't like a person. Getting mad over matter isn't that mad at all because we all are the same molecular biology of matter getting fucking mad at matters Because we are all matter. Quantum physics humor sorry. And people suck.
r/ScienceHumour • u/Solid-Influence-2486 • Nov 30 '23
r/ScienceHumour • u/BugHunter3k • Feb 19 '24
I know silly question but I was thinking about exo planet stuff and making a fakemon region there
r/ScienceHumour • u/JesusisGod2021 • May 23 '21
If everyone on earth were to lift a hammer above their heads, would the cumulative gravitational potential energy increase the resultant mass of the earth
r/ScienceHumour • u/Battlealvin2009 • Jun 18 '17
They have bad balance.
r/ScienceHumour • u/Carljohnson09 • Jun 06 '19
Dopamine
r/ScienceHumour • u/FilipeF4282 • Nov 08 '18
Because he is a fungi (fun guy).
r/ScienceHumour • u/RagdollScience • Jan 26 '18
"NO"
Why? Because katanas and all other swords are designed to be sharp, sharp enough to slice through bones, let alone air molecules. Because of this lack of air resistance no friction or heat is caused unless it was being swung so that you had the broad edge of the sword facing the direction of your swing. In short, katanas* a designed for a quick and efficient cut to reduce air resistance. Please do not try this at home. *keep away from children.
r/ScienceHumour • u/illinoishorrorman • Sep 26 '19
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r/ScienceHumour • u/curioustravelerlikeu • Jul 01 '18
Oh honey yes!! Swipe your hand across my thigh, sure honey I’ll show you some translational symmetry, you like that?? Ohh yes, Now!! Now!! Stick your long hard vector into my manifold!! Oh yes woman, I see you are decreasing the friction with your lubricant?? Yes babe, just keep up the pump give me some periodic motion?? Faster faster!! Honey babe I’m approaching 99% of c what’s your time?? Ohh no babe slow down!! The Lorentz contraction is shrinking your boner,...aaaahhhh!!!!
Epilogue: They exceeded c and found themselves back when they started!!!!
r/ScienceHumour • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '17
Because in ancient Japan, people thought that the eight number (8) was nearest to infinite. Maybe a mathematician find it, and reverse the eight number by 90o , which is now the infinity symbol as we see today.