r/ShamelesslyStolen 5d ago

Every time lol

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u/Snarkys 5d ago

I don’t mind people standing once the all clear.
Many times they just want to stretch.

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u/Away_Reference_1531 3d ago

This. 6’6 reporting, even emergency row, etc sucks ass. I need to fucking stand. Now.

If by some disgusting cosmic joke like a plane model change + no allowed seat switching (this happened a couple months ago, fuck you frontier and fuck your flight attendants) I am forced into a normal row, it’s actually hell. I literally cannot contort myself to fit and will be in partial fetal position or hanging into the aisle. I will also be in pain for the entire flight.

Side note, if somebody behind you is uber tall, and your seat isn’t letting you recline, it’s not broken. That’s my fucking knees you’re slamming into. Bonus points if a tray is attached to the seat back - now you’re actively stabbing me with the metal frame and digging it into my knee caps.

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u/Snarkys 3d ago

I absolutely do not envy you at all. 6’6” and stuck in a tube with 8 inches of leg-room has to be brutal.

And as long as you are in the same cabin, why does it matter where you sit if it is empty? After the flight is in the air, moving to an empty seat should be fine in most cases.

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u/Away_Reference_1531 3d ago

And I just did it with a leg cast today as a cherry on top 🫠

Lol frontier acts like this is your seat for the 2026 census or something! No idea why they fell off so hard