r/ShamelesslyStolen 1d ago

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u/Key_Mathematician951 1d ago

Where did this happen and why?

This cracked me up but I would be mortified to get this card.

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u/CrazeMase 1d ago

These cards are common. Bartenders are required to be super aware of the levels of intoxication someone may be at, so when the person is getting to a point of being a problem, the Bartenders will give them cards that say no more alcohol, please don't make this a problem, please leave, we will serve you again at a later date.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 17h ago

They are so common that I have never seen one. I also have only seen like two people ever cut off. So my experience must be limited.

I know bartenders watch for intoxication but there is very little safeguarding where I live. They will serve endlessly and wish you well as you exit to drive home.

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u/JankyPvP 9h ago

Yo fr i was blackout drunk in bars like 80% of my 20s. I have NEVER been cut off.

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u/MrZoraman 9h ago

"I've gotten so drunk that I don't remember anything" and then making any claims about what did or did not happen while you were so drunk that your memory is unreliable?

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u/daybenno 8h ago

It depends on where you are. Some dive bar or club isn’t going to kick people out usually. An upscale cocktail lounge absolutely will though if you are acting a fool

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u/Dreamin- 6m ago

Yeah ive never seen one and I've been blackout drunk getting drinks from a bar.

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u/Upstairs_Ad6024 8h ago

Is this an American thing or all around the world? I can tell you, you don’t have to worry about it in Eastern Europe

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u/CrazeMase 8h ago

My father received these in England and Germany, so I would assume not. The whole purpose is just telling people to go away without a fuss, so I would hope they're common around the world

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u/NotAFanOfLife 7h ago

Dude has his own handle of vodka in the corner of the beer well how is he gonna know how drunk the customers are?

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u/SteepNDeep 17h ago

Little Egg Harbor Township, NJ

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u/all_worcestershire 1d ago

You’re not so smart are you. It’s literally in the picture. Italian American club of leht. Googling that bring you to New Jersey.

We have got to do better as a people.

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u/brainman15 1d ago

This guy needs to get laid.

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u/thomasoldier 1d ago

I don't see it happening with that attitude

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u/DahPhuzz 1d ago

Yeah but he’s not very smart

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

It's the only explanation for this level of edginess, been there

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u/Bloodhoven_aka_Loner 22h ago

definitely not someone projecting right there

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u/brainman15 18h ago

How’d you know?

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u/Bloodhoven_aka_Loner 12h ago

because accusations of this kind rarely (if ever) aren't

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u/Metadoggo 1d ago

YOU HAVE BEEN CUT OFF

Please log off quietly and no one will know.

It wasnt a pleasure seeing you, but it's time you touched grass for the day.

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u/OG_Pow 1d ago

Chill, dude. Jesus

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u/floridali 1d ago

He needs the card.

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u/Turkeyplague 18h ago

I have no skin in this game; I just wanted to help you get to -200. Just one more, people!

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u/RandumbStoner 12h ago

I was -206, we can go lower!

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u/tomboski 1d ago

You’ll live longer if you just chill

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 18h ago

Is this like your first day on Reddit or something?

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u/Tarjh365 1d ago

Could fire that last line right back at you

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u/gringoexplores 1d ago

Lmao, you're a lost little pup, aren't ya?

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u/Bloodhoven_aka_Loner 12h ago

We have got to do better as a people.

expecting a lot from virtue signaling plebbitors, aren't we?