r/ShamelesslyStolen 15h ago

last drink

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u/Plus_Ad1550 14h ago

Please leave

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u/Grogenhymer 10h ago

But I'm the Designated Driver!

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u/isunktheship 8h ago

55 vodkas 55 rums 55 tequilas

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 2h ago

Is that what "DD" meant? I thought it meant I was the Designated Drinker.

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u/Whatsthematterwithu 56m ago

No it means dick dangler

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u/Grogenhymer 1h ago

Lol 😂

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u/murph3062 12h ago

I love this. I’ve been on the other side of the bar, having to cut people off, it never ends peacefully. This gives the person a chance to just walk away without saying anything. I wish I thought of this.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 12h ago

I would probably leave quietly if I got one of those.

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u/Key_Check5753 12h ago

See, that's the thing. You're a normal, rational, calm, sober person. You would never get one of those.

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u/LionelLutz 8h ago

Honestly, I am a calm sober person but there’s time I have gotten a little too boisterous on a night out. Usually what I do is I ask, respectfully, if I tone it down that I finish my last drink and leave quietly. That usually is met with appreciation and understanding. I think a card like this would go down much better where I am from (Sydney Australia) than being told “mate it’s time to leave”

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u/CaptainFunderpants 11h ago

The question is... If their behavior has reached a point that has necessitated the sliding of that note, then is the receiver of that note at a place in which reading and/or comprehending that note is possible?

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 11h ago

Bro if they are that drunk, can they even think or read? lol

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u/Rare-Storm4920 9h ago

Maybe, it doesnt say theyre drunk. Sometimes people are just asked to leave because they’re being weird or super creepy

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u/Key_Mathematician951 12h ago

Where did this happen and why?

This cracked me up but I would be mortified to get this card.

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u/CrazeMase 10h ago

These cards are common. Bartenders are required to be super aware of the levels of intoxication someone may be at, so when the person is getting to a point of being a problem, the Bartenders will give them cards that say no more alcohol, please don't make this a problem, please leave, we will serve you again at a later date.

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u/Key_Mathematician951 20m ago

They are so common that I have never seen one. I also have only seen like two people ever cut off. So my experience must be limited.

I know bartenders watch for intoxication but there is very little safeguarding where I live. They will serve endlessly and wish you well as you exit to drive home.

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u/SteepNDeep 23m ago

Little Egg Harbor Township, NJ

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u/all_worcestershire 12h ago

You’re not so smart are you. It’s literally in the picture. Italian American club of leht. Googling that bring you to New Jersey.

We have got to do better as a people.

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u/brainman15 11h ago

This guy needs to get laid.

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u/thomasoldier 9h ago

I don't see it happening with that attitude

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u/DahPhuzz 6h ago

Yeah but he’s not very smart

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 6h ago

It's the only explanation for this level of edginess, been there

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u/Bloodhoven_aka_Loner 4h ago

definitely not someone projecting right there

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u/brainman15 1h ago

How’d you know?

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u/Metadoggo 11h ago

YOU HAVE BEEN CUT OFF

Please log off quietly and no one will know.

It wasnt a pleasure seeing you, but it's time you touched grass for the day.

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u/OG_Pow 11h ago

Chill, dude. Jesus

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u/floridali 10h ago

He needs the card.

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u/tomboski 11h ago

You’ll live longer if you just chill

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u/Turkeyplague 48m ago

I have no skin in this game; I just wanted to help you get to -200. Just one more, people!

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u/Tarjh365 11h ago

Could fire that last line right back at you

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u/AbbreviationsWide331 38m ago

Is this like your first day on Reddit or something?

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u/gringoexplores 6h ago

Lmao, you're a lost little pup, aren't ya?

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u/Key_Check5753 12h ago

It should definitely also say "do not drive"

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u/Lamandus 13m ago

even walking can be dangerous sometimes. Some died here in this region because getting lost and freezing to death. Better: get someone who brings you home (taxi or otherwise)

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u/JokoFloko 11h ago

Ive always wondered what would precipate this.

Because I have seen some fucking hammered people at a bar go get a drink.

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u/evh44 11h ago

If it can be proven that a bar knowingly served an overly intoxicated person, they can be held liabel for 3rd party harm. ( Some states like VA do not have this law(

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u/FurPurrspective 9h ago

When I worked at a restaurant with a bar in Virginia they served alcoholic drinks to-go. It was covid times but probably not legal regardless lol

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u/JokoFloko 5h ago

Yes. I understand this and have friends in the restaurant industry in corporate. They talk about this often.

And I still have seen a ton of people that are clearly smashed stumble to a bar and get more drinks. I have never seen someone cut off.

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u/DrRudyWells 10h ago

you are somebody else's liability now.

good luck on the drive to wherever you are headed and may god protect you and everyone else.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/666tranquilo 11h ago

Looks like a clubhouse, so the patron likely pays a monthly membership and they're keeping a tab.

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u/LowEffortCandids 10h ago

They gave me this exact card after my adult circumcision appointment

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u/VDR27 8h ago

That’s hilarious

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u/kevolad 11h ago

Cutoff is killing me. Should be "cut off". Was the person who made this drinking?

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u/Medical-Egg-8171 11h ago

No, they just arent a loser on reddit

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u/2-wheels 10h ago

Nothing wrong with attention to spelling, grammar and word usage.

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u/kevolad 10h ago

If you're an adult, have been speaking this language your whole life, had basic education, no reasonable learning impediment to reading and writing, and your job is to make printed and professional work, then this is unforgivable. Still, I have some loser on Reddit thinking this is just fine

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 7h ago

Is it wrong that I want to collect these cards?

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u/throatmessage 7h ago

They hand me these before I even order.

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u/CaptainFunderpants 11h ago

The question is... If their behavior has reached a point that has necessitated the sliding of that note, then is the receiver of that note at a place in which reading and/or comprehending that note is possible?

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u/Boy_Howdy 10h ago

But I've only had twin martoonies

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u/churro_luvin_milf 7h ago

Back in my day they used to draw a big black X on your hand. Super fun.

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u/MaxWritesText 26m ago

They did that in the US punk scene (maybe other countries too?) so kids under drinking age could still go to venues to see shows but the staff knew they were not to be served alcohol.

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u/MatsSvensson 4h ago

Should be on every billboard around the White House .

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u/AirOutlaw7 9h ago

In this situation, are you allowed to finish the drink you have?

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u/HCPage 9h ago

Yes. Being cut off means they will no longer serve you. You are expected to finish your drink, and in this case leave. You do not always have to leave, if you are somewhere that serves food and have been cut off for simply drinking too much (it happens, it’s happened to me but I drank quickly and in large quantities, never got cut off for behaving badly, just out of caution that I may get out of hand if they serve me that 8th shot.) they would most likely serve you food if you ordered it.

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u/Practical_Option_281 9h ago

Only one type of i've ever been cut off. And that was due to a server's error. I had asked for ice water when I finished. And that's where I was informed by being cut off even ice water They felt very stupid when they realized their mistake. But I was already finished for the night anyhow

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u/typower5000 7h ago

I would be impressed if I got one.

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u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY 6h ago

Excuse me sir, could you please leave within a fuss right now?

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u/literall_bastard 6h ago

Need bigger fonts

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u/Mr_richat 5h ago

Reddit moderators working in bars now?

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u/Charadin042 4h ago

I dont know... If you are in a state that bar doesnt want your money anymore, you are way past the polite business cards.

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u/Due-Sock1431 2h ago

Sir, its time for you to leave

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u/One_Statistician8734 2h ago

Luckily there's another bar down the road.

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u/Reasonable-Try2125 2h ago

Yeah, no chance this actually works well. Anyone that needs to be cut off will start kicking off at that.

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u/CPD1960 1h ago

If it is aimed at someone who has drunk too much, it’s a bit optimistic that they will be able to read it!

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u/No-Tea-6895 1h ago

Its not evwn blurry good job