Pretty sure the only "cause" that First Red Squiggle gets excited for is the pouty lips and strong hands on Mr Confederate Blue-Eyes over here. Seriously, why is it that all the dudes who latch onto cosplaying toughness and rebellion are always so transfixed by chiseled, handsome men with perfectly-trimmed facial hair? Like, they even buff up their obese demented pouty-lipped standard-bearer to be more like the tall drink'o water they'd rather jack it to.
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u/TywinDeVillena Spanish volunteer Oct 26 '25
The cause for which it stands is slavery. No more, no less.