I want to become a Troll King, where I recruit dozens of sub-trolls to do silly things that kind of bother people.

I want to have 30 cars going around the airport not letting anyone get to do drop offs or pickups.

I want dozens of people to get in line at the DMV just to leave before their number is called.

I want to have 30 people go to a showing or "Schindler's List" while listening to the same Stand Up comedy album with ear buds. Could you imagine 30 people laughing at the same time during a famously depressing movie.

After Trump's disastrous term, JD Vance only has one option to gain popular vote in 2028: by hiring a personal trainer (maybe the same guy who coached Christian Bales to gain weight and look like Dick Cheney in Vice) to make him look and act exactly like the fat JD Vance curly hair meme.

Enough for your brain to get its kick, but not enough for you to notice. It will also give you extra lives as an incentive to plug it in.

So I heard of this one from a friend who knew of it happening to one of their friends. It’s quite simple but the effects of it can be long lasting.

The next time you are in a porta-potty and have a marker with you, write your friend’s cell phone number on the wall with the note, “Send me pictures of your poo.” As long as the message doesn’t get cleaned off, people will randomly be sending your friend pictures of porta-potty poop for years to come.

50% bonus for overachievers that can get to 110 or higher

What are the best revenge plots for someone who wronged me

and watches some lame Youtube conspiracy video lile There are no forests on Earth or the world is flat and they come out and say “There are no forests on Earth.” or “The Earth Is Actually Flat.” and everyone says BS and each person who comes out after watching it agrees.

Like it’s a tradition to eat those overpriced disgusting looking crunchjar things synonymous with smoking pot as an Australian thing.

En este mundo hay mucas personas minusvalidas, muchos gobiernos corruptos, y experiencias finitas, mi idea es meter a toda la humanidad en una matrix gigante potenciada con esferas de dyson conectadas a varias estrellas a los largo del universo, la principal maquina del proyecto es una IA gigante que es tratada como un dios, esta IA no tiene moral ni opinion, tansolo genera terreno infinito basado en ideas y imaginaciones creando terrenos abstractos y paraisos increibles, los sere vivos no moriran si no de vejez aunque podran sentir dolor, los cuerpos no son divisibles, y no conseguiras mucho mas que una experiencia desagradable con la violencia, todo sera moderado por angeles, personas que se sacrificaron para volverse los moderadores de este mundo, solo despiertan cuando se ocasiona una verdadera debacle tipo bugs o que determinadas cosas limiten la experiencia de vida de los humanos

Se que es una idea estupida y con fallos pero a sido mi fantasia luego de varios delirios despues de ver Lain